Dee Phunk
@deephunk.bsky.social
NY expat, LA transplant, 🎨 for @slate.com (2013-present), playlist savant, occasional music streamer, sneaker enthusiast, hoop addict, wine sipper, culture connoisseur, washed husband, dad of two, optimist, Libra.
Hey man, we’re creeping dangerously close to the part of the program where ppl are saying that pedophilia is fine. Like, saying it out loud. I just wanted to point that out.
Preventing the sharing of sexualised images of children is “censorship” according to Elon Musk.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Musk says X outcry is 'excuse for censorship'
The government is urging Ofcom to use all its powers – up to and including an effective ban – against X.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Hey man, we’re creeping dangerously close to the part of the program where ppl are saying that pedophilia is fine. Like, saying it out loud. I just wanted to point that out.
Am I allowed to laugh at the fact that he legit almost shot his own nuts off? Don’t even answer that. I’m already in tears. 😭
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Am I allowed to laugh at the fact that he legit almost shot his own nuts off? Don’t even answer that. I’m already in tears. 😭
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It’s very painful! I’m sad for Good but her death is making me sad for all the lives that didn’t count, don’t count.
January 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
It’s very painful! I’m sad for Good but her death is making me sad for all the lives that didn’t count, don’t count.
If you're doing a dry January and have still managed to stick to it so far in *this* specific climate, I'm fully impressed. Honestly.
January 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
If you're doing a dry January and have still managed to stick to it so far in *this* specific climate, I'm fully impressed. Honestly.
Mary, I'm losing it. How is this life right now?
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Mary, I'm losing it. How is this life right now?
My rabid fandom for SAULT has taken a downturn over the last year after Simz sued the pants off Inflo for the $2.2M she's allegedly owed and dedicated her last album (an amazing one, btw) to defecating on him.
Still gonna listen to this but w/ a side eye bc damn... they got Jam & Lewis money now?
Still gonna listen to this but w/ a side eye bc damn... they got Jam & Lewis money now?
SAULT share new album 'Chapter 1,' half of which was written with Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis
SAULT Share New Album 'Chapter 1'
Even though the mystery around Black British collective SAULT has waned over the years — the group is helmed by producer Inflo and features his wife, singer Cleo Sol — they stay true to their prolific...
stereogum.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
My rabid fandom for SAULT has taken a downturn over the last year after Simz sued the pants off Inflo for the $2.2M she's allegedly owed and dedicated her last album (an amazing one, btw) to defecating on him.
Still gonna listen to this but w/ a side eye bc damn... they got Jam & Lewis money now?
Still gonna listen to this but w/ a side eye bc damn... they got Jam & Lewis money now?
Also, Taste Buds is an impeccable name for this project. What’s not to love?
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Also, Taste Buds is an impeccable name for this project. What’s not to love?
Fetty Wap was released from prison today. A whole 11 months ahead of schedule. I'm treating this as good news. I'm scrounging for even an inkling of positivity at the moment.
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Fetty Wap was released from prison today. A whole 11 months ahead of schedule. I'm treating this as good news. I'm scrounging for even an inkling of positivity at the moment.
In 2021, at a small festival a mere 10-min drive from my house, I met one David Blake aka DJ Quik. And to this day it remains one of the best interactions I’ve ever had w/ an artist. We talked about music and his brief time living in NYC. I don’t EVER ask for selfies. That’s how happy I was.
January 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
In 2021, at a small festival a mere 10-min drive from my house, I met one David Blake aka DJ Quik. And to this day it remains one of the best interactions I’ve ever had w/ an artist. We talked about music and his brief time living in NYC. I don’t EVER ask for selfies. That’s how happy I was.
I'll watch Beat Bobby Flay until the sun comes up but Food Network is definitely a shell of its former self now.
January 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I'll watch Beat Bobby Flay until the sun comes up but Food Network is definitely a shell of its former self now.
If they were secure about what had happened, they woulda sent the Orange Guy out to pop his sh*t to the press. But the admin is telegraphing that they know they f*cked up when they send this jackalope out to field questions.
JD Vance: "It was a legitimate law enforcement operation. We were going door to door to try to find criminal illegal aliens and deport them from the United States ... say a prayer for that agent ... he deserves a debt of gratitude."
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
If they were secure about what had happened, they woulda sent the Orange Guy out to pop his sh*t to the press. But the admin is telegraphing that they know they f*cked up when they send this jackalope out to field questions.
Everything here is facts. But this also reminds me that there's also the Cooking Channel where they actually *cook* and it's owned by... Television Food Network, which also owns Food Network. Sorta like when MTV decided to make an MTV2 to play music when they got more into reality TV.
January 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Everything here is facts. But this also reminds me that there's also the Cooking Channel where they actually *cook* and it's owned by... Television Food Network, which also owns Food Network. Sorta like when MTV decided to make an MTV2 to play music when they got more into reality TV.
Sold it. Cheap. No tax.
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Sold it. Cheap. No tax.
Ain't no way that's the name of his show and...
*sigh* Everything is just pure trash, man.
*sigh* Everything is just pure trash, man.
January 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Ain't no way that's the name of his show and...
*sigh* Everything is just pure trash, man.
*sigh* Everything is just pure trash, man.
Wow, that's crazy. I wonder if anyone in local law enforcement thought this could be a possibility before they handed THE ENTIRE SCENE AND INVESTIGATION OVER TO THE FBI.
Breaking:
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Minnesota investigators say they can't access evidence after fatal ICE shooting and FBI won't work jointly on probe.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Minnesota investigators say they can't access evidence after fatal ICE shooting and FBI won't work jointly on probe.
January 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Wow, that's crazy. I wonder if anyone in local law enforcement thought this could be a possibility before they handed THE ENTIRE SCENE AND INVESTIGATION OVER TO THE FBI.
*rubs eyes, looks again*
Does that say NEW YORK TIMES?
Does that say NEW YORK TIMES?
This is incredibly well done, and totally damning. Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles show that the vehicle appears to be turning away from a federal officer as he opened fire.
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
*rubs eyes, looks again*
Does that say NEW YORK TIMES?
Does that say NEW YORK TIMES?
I've never been to Minnesota and I had no idea what you're talking about so I Googled it and holy crap.
Klondike Kate Contest
www.wintercarnival.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I've never been to Minnesota and I had no idea what you're talking about so I Googled it and holy crap.
"What would you do for..."
Ma'am, he said Kit Kat. Not Klondike.
(Sorry, it's gonna bother me.)
Ma'am, he said Kit Kat. Not Klondike.
(Sorry, it's gonna bother me.)
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
"What would you do for..."
Ma'am, he said Kit Kat. Not Klondike.
(Sorry, it's gonna bother me.)
Ma'am, he said Kit Kat. Not Klondike.
(Sorry, it's gonna bother me.)
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Keep talking about how they tried to pull her out of the car.
Keep talking about how they prevented a doctor on scene to check on her after she was shot in her face.
Keep talking about how they blocked an ambulance from coming down the block.
Keep talking about how she had a 6-year old.
Keep talking about how they prevented a doctor on scene to check on her after she was shot in her face.
Keep talking about how they blocked an ambulance from coming down the block.
Keep talking about how she had a 6-year old.
January 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Keep talking about how they tried to pull her out of the car.
Keep talking about how they prevented a doctor on scene to check on her after she was shot in her face.
Keep talking about how they blocked an ambulance from coming down the block.
Keep talking about how she had a 6-year old.
Keep talking about how they prevented a doctor on scene to check on her after she was shot in her face.
Keep talking about how they blocked an ambulance from coming down the block.
Keep talking about how she had a 6-year old.
Mad ants as in a LOT of ants? Or are the ants mad?
January 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Mad ants as in a LOT of ants? Or are the ants mad?
I still think throwing the video up on main is aggressive. Mindfulness is still a thing. But that insane statement that DHS issued w/ the deranged Truth Social chaser from you-know-who forced me to find it and click play. Good post from Susan Matthews on @slate.com about why you should too.
Yes, You Should Watch the Video of the ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
You can just watch the video.
slate.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I still think throwing the video up on main is aggressive. Mindfulness is still a thing. But that insane statement that DHS issued w/ the deranged Truth Social chaser from you-know-who forced me to find it and click play. Good post from Susan Matthews on @slate.com about why you should too.
Tim, my guy... just type it out here.
January 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Tim, my guy... just type it out here.
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Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
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man the video is circulating so
settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs
settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
man the video is circulating so
settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs
settings > content & media > uncheck auto-play video & gifs