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This fuckin world
Grey tuxedo kittycat sits looking to his right, our left In the background is a messy bed and a green wall with clock calendar and tv
January 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Image of lieutenant dan from forrest gump at a bar on new years eve covered in sequins and confetti while staring emptily into space
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Image of a gnome looking out from behind a mossy log White text says SORRY FOR ACTING WEIRD, I AM WEIRD AND IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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LUIS’ TAQUERIA BABY
BUEN PROVECHO
Un especial con dos tacos de birria de res, arroz y frijoles, y champurrado chico
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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WHAT THE FUCK THIS STICK MADE FROZEN FUR

(Smith creek silver falls state park)
A stick with super fine hairs made of ice???
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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A yellow speed monitor sign that says YOUR SPEED And the digital number read has 67 spray painted on it
December 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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A telephone pole with FUCK ICE! Written in pink chalk
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Cleanup time
A blue tuxedo cat licks his white crotch
December 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Dorothy knows @lesismore.bsky.social
St. Olaf Stories @StOlafStories • 3h The week between Christmas and New Years An image of dorothy from golden girls laying down on a couch looking disheveled and clutching a bowl of popcorn
December 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Bull run forest to faucet is COMING BACK god bless us every one
portland.gov Portland transitions to primary water source, the Bull Run Watershed Press Release Heavy rains caused a rapid increase in turbidity (organic material in the water) in the Bull Run Watershed. A return to more seasonal weather has allowed the turbidity to settle, allowing us to resume serving water from our primary water source, the Bull Run Watershed. Published: December 26, 2025 Back to top
December 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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We’Moonin in 2026 babygirl
Picture of the 2026 we’moon calendar which features an image of a woman pouring something liquid into the land? And she has a giant halo circle around her figure with 3 butterflies inside
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Undermining our county’s elections?? SHUT UP TINA
Screenshot of an unsolicited text from tina kotek campaign “+1 (503) 743-8533 > yesterday 10:46 AM BREAKING Tina Kotek announced her reelection campaign for Governor of Oregon. Become a Kickoff Donor Donate Now • Hey, Oregon, it's Tina. I've launched my reelection campaign for Governor, and I'm personally asking you to be with me from the start as a kickoff donor. + Text Message • SMS” Screenshot of my response “Tina: I can't! Today 7:26 AM Also: can you confirm that you are going to stop letting tim boyle who is worth over $2b tell you about preschool for all? It's a multnomah county voter approved program. Thanks!”
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Two white kittycat paws with grey legs standing on a wood veneer table
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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A blue tuxedo beautiful boy kittycat making kiss eyes in the foreground with a tv screen in the background showing whitney Houston in waiting to exhale and a subtitle that says WOMAN: Hello?
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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A pile of bricks
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Witch laugh
What is: GROUNDWATER? Water that is ______ _______! An illustration of layers of gravel sand and clay with two wells, one that is shallow and one that is deeper and goes under a band of clay “WHICH WELL WILL GIVE US THE CLEANEST DRINKING WATER?”
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Nerd alert, it’s groundwater time bay beeeee
portland.gov Update: Friday, December 19, 2025 Heavy rains caused a rapid increase in turbidity (organic material in the water) in the Bull Run Watershed. Due to this increased turbidity, we temporarily turned off the Bull Run water supply and are serving 100 percent groundwater from the Columbia South Shore Well Field. Depending on a household's location, it can take up to two weeks for groundwater to move through the distribution system and replace Bull Run water at the tap. We will operate the groundwater system as long as weather conditions and water quality dictate. Learn more about the switch to groundwater. If you have questions, please contact the Water Quality Line at 503-823-7525.
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Flames from a firepit in front of a wooden fence
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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This this a thousand times this
Screenshot of a campaign text from Tina Kotek Tina Kotek announced her reelection campaign for Governor of Oregon. Become a Kickoff Donor Donate Now • Hey, Oregon, it's Tina. I've launched my reelection campaign for Governor, and I'm personally asking you to be with me from the start as a kickoff donor. + Text Message • SMS Screenshot of my text response Tina: I can't! Today 7:26 AM Also: can you confirm that you are going to stop letting tim boyle who is worth over $2b tell you about preschool for all? It's a multnomah county voter approved program. Thanks! The sender is not in your contact list. Report Junk Text Message • SMS
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I did it! Eat shit meta
Screencap from deleting my instagram account Created July 28, 2017 516 followers 421 posts
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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White drawings of fries, a burger, and a soda on a rusted box next to a high school track
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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My brother sent this to me and I’m so glad he thinks of me when he sees youth culture that has jumped the shark!
A McDonald’s sign with a marquee that says 6MEAL 7MEAL
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Ok so I am living the popcorn/hybrid corn part of the episode

But her hair is so beautiful!
2 ears of corn that are cross pollinated with black popcorn and yellow regular corn, one with beautiful hair silks
August 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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THANK YOU
MADE IT
The pearl room at powells full of people seated and looking at Sarah Kendzior
April 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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A selfie of a woman wearing a guillotine earring
March 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM