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🔻rip city🔻
I definitely sobbed about this 30 years ago
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There’s never gonna be a TOTAL ULTIMATE for me but here are some good ones
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.

In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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2025 is the last year that Oregon State Parks will be selling their two-year parking pass.

Current prices:

-24 Month Permit: $50 (available through Dec 31, 2025)
-12 Month Permit: $30

Buy here: bit.ly/oprdparkingp...

Starting Jan. 1, 2026, the 12-month permit will double in price as well.
Product Catalog - Oregon State Parks
bit.ly
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
LUIS’ TAQUERIA BABY
BUEN PROVECHO
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
WHAT THE FUCK THIS STICK MADE FROZEN FUR

(Smith creek silver falls state park)
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Some beautiful neurodivergent person out there is gonna be like NANCY SEES ME and to that I say: wear your watch to bed! Have the time of your life! Fritzi just does not understand
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 30.39
December 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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“You are not entitled to a response from us, or anyone, ever,” is what a US Education Department spokesperson wrote to one of our reporters, @megomatz.bsky.social, after she repeatedly tried to get comment from the department and its officials. My column on the condemnation of good journalism.
Our Reporters Reached Out for Comment. They Were Accused of Stalking and Intimidation.
Our journalists reach out to people they’re writing about to ensure fairness. But in this environment, they’ve found their efforts to do so are more likely to be vilified than appreciated.
www.propublica.org
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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New U.S. border rule just dropped! Canadians now get photographed EVERY time they enter and exit the U.S. land, air, sea.

✔️ Includes children
✔️ Photos stored for life
✔️ No opt-out

Driving over for the day? You’re still getting scanned.

#USDemocracy
#Pinks

apple.news/AtXc_G3WGQgG...
New US border rule requires Canadians to be photographed every time they enter… and exit — Narcity Canada
It includes children — and the photos are stored for life.
apple.news
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Cleanup time
December 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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The bollard hasn’t moved a single inch. Total domination.
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I KNEW IT
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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tired: everything's computer
wired: fewer things will be computer
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
December 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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cataclysmic cuts in transit service across trimet and the entire state of oregon are underway thanks to the failure of the 2025 legislature, and the republican repeal of the band aid transportation funding bill.
2025 was brutal for US transit. Agencies faced budget deficits, flat ridership, and open hostility from the White House.

I wrote a series of stories outlining ways to help transit endure.

Lesson #1: Whatever you do, don’t cut service. Riders will leave – permanently.

Here are a few others 🧵
The Last Thing US Transit Agencies Should Do Now
Rising costs and widening deficits as pandemic aid runs out are challenging bus and train operators in many cities. But cutting service needs to be a last resort.
www.bloomberg.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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holy fuck this guys getting ratioed to hell
December 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Bull run forest to faucet is COMING BACK god bless us every one
December 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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The mustache weather report, live from the LA River: Wettest Christmas Ever.
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@turbert.bsky.social HAPPY BDAY TO A PERSON WHO LOVES ICE CREAM AND DARKROOM CHEMISTRY AND ROCK N ROLL
December 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We’Moonin in 2026 babygirl
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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While we are out here piling on the Governor for her Christmas Eve pledge to attack preschool students and their families, send a few bucks to Mitch Green, who has used his office to debunk tax flight myths and stand in the way of Kotek’s plans.
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I’m still so mad hours later.

“Merry Christmas — I pledge to take away free preschool from kids & families so rich people can keep more in the bank.

Most grinch-like thing to post on Christmas Eve.
Cutting property taxes for Oregonians affected by wildfires. Canceling planned freeway tolls. Pausing local new taxes in the Portland area. We have to keep going to make life more affordable for Oregonians.
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM