The liberal relief today at that small, incremental crawl back toward the status quo they love so much is a bummer. Folks are so stuck on treating each non-loss like a decisive victory over what they think "fascism" is that they take another 3 steps back from actually figuring out what Fascism is

Lying on the beach

Perpetrating a tan

Staring at the sea

Staring at the sand

Watching a VHS rip of a 120 Minutes episode from 1997 and they show an MxPx video I haven't seen, heard or thought about since 1997. The immediate surge of teenage revulsion from some long dormant angst gland was surprising and hilarious

"where is my mind" is the gen-x "stairway to heaven"

35ish years later, the song "Rhythm Nation" still sounds like it could make every remaining klan robe on earth spontaneously combust, if only we played it loud enough

I saw your mom at Safeway again with 2 hohos in her mouth, saying "begotten, lol"