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October 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Cats that help make the bed are the best
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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One-dimensional chess right here:

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/w...
“If he doesn’t win, we’re gone,” Mr. Trump said as he welcomed Mr. Milei, who he has called his “favorite president,” to the White House. “If he loses, we are not going to be generous with Argentina.” In Argentina, those comments were taken by many as a clear attempt by Mr. Trump to put his thumb on a sovereign country’s electoral process.
October 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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A still from the "The Simpsons" episode "You Only Move Twice" with Homer standing behind three of his employees at computer work stations. Homer asks "Could you, um, work any harder than this?" To which the employees respond, in unison "Sure thing, boss". The text is displayed in the Akbar Plain font in white.
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Big Dunwich Horror energy up in here. Y'AI 'NG'NGAH, YOG-SOTHOTH!
A black ink drawing of a jumble of clustered spheres floating against a plain white background. It is labeled "Yog-Sothoth".
September 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I too have been looking for this material. Newsweek had quotes: www.newsweek.com/jimmy-kimmel...

Really, I have a hard time imagining anything would be "too much" in normal times. But this... is really nothing. Shit's fucked.
"We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA [Make America Great Again] gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it," the comedian said on the ABC program. Following Kimmel's MAGA comments, he mocked Trump's public response to the fatal shooting. When asked by a reporter how he was "holding up," Trump had said, "I think very good," before speaking about the White House's ballroom construction "He's at the fourth stage of grief, construction," Kimmel said through audience laughs. "This is not how an adult grieves the murder of someone he called a friend. This is how a four-year-old mourns a goldfish."
September 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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"I want less crime, but I need America."
Shelby County Mayor Lee Harris (and yes, the title for a county leader in Tennessee is "mayor"), is looking at his legal options, including suing to stop the occupation. He said: "I'm scared. Don't send folks in military fatigues. Don't send folks with semiautomatic weapons to patrol our streets. I want less crime, but I need America."
September 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I also abhor the destruction of hale and health sandwiches in their prime. But....
A quote from the NYT reading "The officer who was struck with the sandwich did not appear injured in the video and was among those who immediately gave chase."
August 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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The fact that the Times regularly puts "Wealthy person's biggest problem is how to spend their piles of money on a house" on the front page really tells whose water they are carrying.
A screenshot from the New York times of the text (in bold) "A First-Time Buyer Explorer Manhattan's East Side With $700,000" followed by (in regular-weight text) "Tired of paying rent increases and hearing the 'sirens and screams' in Hell's Kitchen, he looked for a place in Turtle Bay, Kips Bay, and Midtown East."
July 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Two frames from Futurama, with the first having Nixon saying "At our darkest hour, we can stand erect with proud upthrust bosoms" and the second having Fry telling Amy "Anyone who laughs is a communist"
July 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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No complaints here. Mezzanine is easily among my favorite albums ever. Vivid memories of London plastered in the cover image in spring of '98.
Cover of the 1998 album "Mezzanine" by Massive Attack. Stark black and white image of a beetle's jaws with the album name in white over the subject. Cover of the 1998 album "American Water" by the Silver Jews. An abstract image of a reddish-pink highway receding into a Western, Monument Valley-esque skyline in black and grey-blue.
July 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Why would someone take medical advice from a sitcom? A MULTI-CAMERA SITCOM.
Mennonite community. Most of what he remembered about measles came from an old “Brady Bunch” episode, where the children celebrated staying home from school and played board games. “If you have to get sick, sure can’t beat the measles,” one of the children said. “I feel like I’ve been lied to,” Kiley told his wife as his fever rose to 104 degrees. He tried to manage his symptoms at home with cod
July 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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A screenshot from the Simpsons showing a women checking off "revenge" on a form with the overlaid text "What is your reason for wanting a little brother? Don't say revenge, don't say revenge"
June 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Tiny Attorney wearing the wrong color suit.
June 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Maybe if we tell Trump about the God-Emperorship of Terra being open he'll fall for it and we can just get him to sit in stasis on a prop throne? BIGGER THAN THE PAPACY.
Warhammer 40k art showing a sunken skeletal figure seated on, and attached to, an elaborate throne covered in cables.
May 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Can't decide.
April 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM