Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus
@deepsandwich.bsky.social
Mamdani is going to impose Shania law, where bare midriffs and overproduced hits about independence and self-actualization will confuse and frustrate feminists and chauvanists alike.
mamdani is gonna implement shandalar law. if you want to add new cards to your deck, you have to wander the map and look for random wizard duels
Mamdani gonna implement Shaaloani law. All disputes settled via shootout duels using non-lethal rounds with all the authenticity of a spaghetti western directed by Japanese anime enthusiasts.
(This is a timely Final Fantasy XIV reference)
(This is a timely Final Fantasy XIV reference)
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Shania law, where bare midriffs and overproduced hits about independence and self-actualization will confuse and frustrate feminists and chauvanists alike.
Nothing makes me [lily-white Protestant middle-class mf] more proud of America than an immigrant, or the scion of immigrants, succeeding and inspiring others. Feels like 2008 again. Go get 'em, Zohran!
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Nothing makes me [lily-white Protestant middle-class mf] more proud of America than an immigrant, or the scion of immigrants, succeeding and inspiring others. Feels like 2008 again. Go get 'em, Zohran!
never lived in NYC myself, visited many times tho and I'm very, very excited about the mayor-elect. I expect love, humanity, and progress [ahem, from the left]...
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
never lived in NYC myself, visited many times tho and I'm very, very excited about the mayor-elect. I expect love, humanity, and progress [ahem, from the left]...
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Cats that help make the bed are the best
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Cats that help make the bed are the best
One Battle After Another is really, really good
October 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One Battle After Another is really, really good
MF DOOM (incl. VV, Madvillain, &c)
David Bowie
A Tribe Called Quest
Tool
Talking Heads
Open Mike Eagle
Tom Waits
Massive Attack
David Bowie
A Tribe Called Quest
Tool
Talking Heads
Open Mike Eagle
Tom Waits
Massive Attack
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Boards of Canada
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Horse Lords
Fat White Family
Magdalena Bay
Radiohead
Men I Trust
Pink Floyd
(just thinking about this was stressful, ha ha ha 😅)
Boards of Canada
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Horse Lords
Fat White Family
Magdalena Bay
Radiohead
Men I Trust
Pink Floyd
(just thinking about this was stressful, ha ha ha 😅)
Define your music taste in eight artists:
OK Go
Steely Dan
The Beatles
Sum 41
Beastie Boys
The All-American Rejects
Huey Lewis and the News
John Williams
OK Go
Steely Dan
The Beatles
Sum 41
Beastie Boys
The All-American Rejects
Huey Lewis and the News
John Williams
October 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
MF DOOM (incl. VV, Madvillain, &c)
David Bowie
A Tribe Called Quest
Tool
Talking Heads
Open Mike Eagle
Tom Waits
Massive Attack
David Bowie
A Tribe Called Quest
Tool
Talking Heads
Open Mike Eagle
Tom Waits
Massive Attack
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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There's literally no reason for Congress to exist if any random freak in the presidential orbit can nullify laws and seize federal funds. All of this is plainly illegal, but Mike Johnson leads the most corrupt Congress in US history (and by a wide margin.)
White House budget director Vought plans to shut down CFPB within months, says it's no longer protecting consumers reut.rs/4qjMIyT
White House budget director Vought plans to shut down CFPB within months, says it's no longer protecting consumers
White House budget director Russell Vought said he wants to close the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and expects to do so within the next two to three months.
reut.rs
October 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
There's literally no reason for Congress to exist if any random freak in the presidential orbit can nullify laws and seize federal funds. All of this is plainly illegal, but Mike Johnson leads the most corrupt Congress in US history (and by a wide margin.)
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We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
October 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
False fucking witness
Mike Johnson: "Let me look right into the camera and tell you very clearly: Republicans are the ones concerned about healthcare. Republicans are the party working around the clock everyday to fix healthcare. This is not talking points for us: we've done it."
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
False fucking witness
Exhibit R for the trial we'll put these fuckers on. Actually, which Exhibit are we on at this point?
Don’t believe anyone who tells you that intelligence shows anything “without a doubt,” but even if the intelligence was water-tight, this strike was still murder. No law permits the deliberate, premeditated killing of civilians.
October 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Exhibit R for the trial we'll put these fuckers on. Actually, which Exhibit are we on at this point?
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oh no this is too cute
Reunion, a Daily Word Puzzle | Merriam Webster
The right words bring them together: a daily word game where you unscramble words in as few moves as possible.
www.merriam-webster.com
October 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
oh no this is too cute
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Trump: we will do project 2025
Harris: he will do project 2025
Public: oh that’s bad
Trump: I’m not gonna do it have never heard of it
Harris: he’s still gonna do it
Media: no one can predict the future 77 pinocchios
Harris: he will do project 2025
Public: oh that’s bad
Trump: I’m not gonna do it have never heard of it
Harris: he’s still gonna do it
Media: no one can predict the future 77 pinocchios
Last year, CNN ran a “fact check” of Kamala HQ that claimed we were lying for saying Trump’s plan is Project 2025.
Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan.
Legacy media failed the country.
Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan.
Legacy media failed the country.
October 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Trump: we will do project 2025
Harris: he will do project 2025
Public: oh that’s bad
Trump: I’m not gonna do it have never heard of it
Harris: he’s still gonna do it
Media: no one can predict the future 77 pinocchios
Harris: he will do project 2025
Public: oh that’s bad
Trump: I’m not gonna do it have never heard of it
Harris: he’s still gonna do it
Media: no one can predict the future 77 pinocchios
"You pressed 'you', referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is 'you'.
October 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"You pressed 'you', referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is 'you'.
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pete hegseth, who you will recall has been accused of domestic abuse and sexual assault, has announced a new policy by which you cannot file anonymous complaints of mistreatment. sex criminal solidarity.
September 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
pete hegseth, who you will recall has been accused of domestic abuse and sexual assault, has announced a new policy by which you cannot file anonymous complaints of mistreatment. sex criminal solidarity.
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Did that fucking drunk loser literally fly every general in the world to him so he could ramble about how drill sergeants should be like the guys in Full Metal Jacket and women shouldn’t be allowed to file complaints about sexual assault?
September 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Did that fucking drunk loser literally fly every general in the world to him so he could ramble about how drill sergeants should be like the guys in Full Metal Jacket and women shouldn’t be allowed to file complaints about sexual assault?
Please get off Facebook and other Meta platforms.
Yesterday, Meta unveiled a new "feed" on its platforms that will exclusively feature AI-generated videos.
This overshadowed another big announcement...
On Tuesday, Meta launched a super new PAC geared towards electing politicians that will block any AI regulation.
Hello?
This overshadowed another big announcement...
On Tuesday, Meta launched a super new PAC geared towards electing politicians that will block any AI regulation.
Hello?
September 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Please get off Facebook and other Meta platforms.
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The problem isn't autism. It's fear and hatred of autism. The problem isn't trans people. It's fear and hatred of trans people. The problem isn't immigration. It's fear and hatred of immigrants.
September 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The problem isn't autism. It's fear and hatred of autism. The problem isn't trans people. It's fear and hatred of trans people. The problem isn't immigration. It's fear and hatred of immigrants.
Cancelling Disney+ for their cowardly support of fascist bullshit. I feel sorry for the many people who pour their heart and soul into the media they own but I cannot abide this.
September 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Cancelling Disney+ for their cowardly support of fascist bullshit. I feel sorry for the many people who pour their heart and soul into the media they own but I cannot abide this.
"I want less crime, but I need America."
September 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"I want less crime, but I need America."
@halfasleep.games Iove love love Melatonin, played to death and still listen to soundtrack!!
August 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
@halfasleep.games Iove love love Melatonin, played to death and still listen to soundtrack!!
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She's very fucking right.
SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT EoE (if you liked the set TELL THEM WE LIKE inventive ambitious in universe cards because EoE got swamped and swept aside by two UB preview deluges before it even released)
These surveys are often important, worth filling out if you have the time!
August 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
She's very fucking right.