treating my shoes like a biohazard (not because I professionally muck around in peoples blood but because i stepped through poison ivy several days ago)
June 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
treating my shoes like a biohazard (not because I professionally muck around in peoples blood but because i stepped through poison ivy several days ago)
joining crossfit so i can fight fascism if necessary and fully acknowledging the irony of that
June 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
joining crossfit so i can fight fascism if necessary and fully acknowledging the irony of that
me for the last month: tuna sandwich!! so yummy :)
me today: tuna sandwich >:/ discosting
me today: tuna sandwich >:/ discosting
May 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
me for the last month: tuna sandwich!! so yummy :)
me today: tuna sandwich >:/ discosting
me today: tuna sandwich >:/ discosting
unfortunately the temps dropping has made me became sluggish lazy stupid and unconcerned
May 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
unfortunately the temps dropping has made me became sluggish lazy stupid and unconcerned
bed rotting? couch rotting? the real ones are bath rotting
May 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
bed rotting? couch rotting? the real ones are bath rotting
okay i’m sorry i complained about the heat, i take it back
May 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
okay i’m sorry i complained about the heat, i take it back
the fuck are bill and coo birds
May 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the fuck are bill and coo birds
i don’t have a h*rry p*tter tattoo i have a wolfstar tattoo. it’s different !!!!
May 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i don’t have a h*rry p*tter tattoo i have a wolfstar tattoo. it’s different !!!!
taking bets on how long it will take me to say fuck it and start going topless in my yard
May 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
taking bets on how long it will take me to say fuck it and start going topless in my yard
only having four clients a week is dope until two of them have to cancel
May 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
only having four clients a week is dope until two of them have to cancel
ashamed to admit i’m a ‘too many exclamation points in the email’ millennial
May 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ashamed to admit i’m a ‘too many exclamation points in the email’ millennial
crossfit class again tonight?? but i am still walking around like an old man that pooped his pants from the first one??
May 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
crossfit class again tonight?? but i am still walking around like an old man that pooped his pants from the first one??
atla fan edits in my reels feed…. must be a recession indicator
May 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
atla fan edits in my reels feed…. must be a recession indicator
fascinating how quickly the transition between “the sun feels so good on my skin” to”the sun is draining my lifeforce” happens this time of year
May 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
fascinating how quickly the transition between “the sun feels so good on my skin” to”the sun is draining my lifeforce” happens this time of year
i WILL go to the bike store today 😤
April 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i WILL go to the bike store today 😤
they should invent a hoodie lining that doesn’t go from chinchilla soft to sensory nightmare in 10 washes
February 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
they should invent a hoodie lining that doesn’t go from chinchilla soft to sensory nightmare in 10 washes
RAT qualifications:
+ small, sneaky
+ smart but in a dumb way
+ cheese motivated
+ hide in hole
+ small, sneaky
+ smart but in a dumb way
+ cheese motivated
+ hide in hole
February 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
RAT qualifications:
+ small, sneaky
+ smart but in a dumb way
+ cheese motivated
+ hide in hole
+ small, sneaky
+ smart but in a dumb way
+ cheese motivated
+ hide in hole
feel like i missed my true calling (running a twin peaks aesthetic tumblr in 2017)
February 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
feel like i missed my true calling (running a twin peaks aesthetic tumblr in 2017)
spot the difference
January 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
spot the difference
Reposted by deerbones
The gym class parachute was inexplicably erotically charged, no?
November 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
The gym class parachute was inexplicably erotically charged, no?
desire, risk, rebuked
November 24, 2024 at 12:12 AM
desire, risk, rebuked
it’s a grade A grey day
November 23, 2024 at 2:48 PM
it’s a grade A grey day