DeerFloat
@deerfloat.bsky.social
“A chaos that never sparked” – The New York Times, probably.
I miss it when phone manufacturers didn’t cheap out on dual sim card trays with this fucking bullshit of fusing the second SIM card slot with the SD card slot. Fucking piece of shit.
October 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I miss it when phone manufacturers didn’t cheap out on dual sim card trays with this fucking bullshit of fusing the second SIM card slot with the SD card slot. Fucking piece of shit.
Finally got me a vintage style keyboard for my sleeper PC
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Finally got me a vintage style keyboard for my sleeper PC
Installed Chrome OS Flex because W11 is insufferable even with 8GB of memory
October 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Installed Chrome OS Flex because W11 is insufferable even with 8GB of memory
More RGB now on my external hard drive
September 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
More RGB now on my external hard drive
At this point it’s cheaper to buy a new 65 inch screen and play without glasses on
September 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
At this point it’s cheaper to buy a new 65 inch screen and play without glasses on
I feel like some sort of Arthur Morgan crafting some split point bullets
July 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I feel like some sort of Arthur Morgan crafting some split point bullets
No cheating, post your lock screen!
Art by tanidareal
Art by tanidareal
July 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
No cheating, post your lock screen!
Art by tanidareal
Art by tanidareal
Gah, I should really have gotten a diffuser for this light!
July 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Gah, I should really have gotten a diffuser for this light!
Sometimes you get a camera and suddenly you have a bag of these.
July 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sometimes you get a camera and suddenly you have a bag of these.
Okay I see how you’d find hellhounds sexy
July 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Okay I see how you’d find hellhounds sexy
I like it that nobody can call me when I’m driving, but I hate tapping this stupid shit to access stuff
June 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I like it that nobody can call me when I’m driving, but I hate tapping this stupid shit to access stuff
THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US
June 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US
What the fuck is iOS 26?
June 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What the fuck is iOS 26?
Does this count as an "I feel funny" moment?
June 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Does this count as an "I feel funny" moment?
God, these would be some glorious footjobs
June 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
God, these would be some glorious footjobs
I wanted to complain about Amazon becoming a piece of shit that can’t ship anything in the last weeks but who the fuck is the jerkoff in chief at “Apple Intelligence” who thinks translating Spanish to Spanish is a smart move?
May 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I wanted to complain about Amazon becoming a piece of shit that can’t ship anything in the last weeks but who the fuck is the jerkoff in chief at “Apple Intelligence” who thinks translating Spanish to Spanish is a smart move?
Man I can’t find it on Amazon. Only one that has a phone holder on top
May 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Man I can’t find it on Amazon. Only one that has a phone holder on top
Doesn’t matter, Oreos suck anyway
May 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Doesn’t matter, Oreos suck anyway
April 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I will always remember that muscles use FAP
April 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I will always remember that muscles use FAP
Why is Google such a useless piece of shit? I can’t believe the master of selling my fucking data can’t tell me where my device was last seen.
April 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Why is Google such a useless piece of shit? I can’t believe the master of selling my fucking data can’t tell me where my device was last seen.