DeerFloat
@deerfloat.bsky.social
“A chaos that never sparked” – The New York Times, probably.
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January 20, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Fucking copilot can’t even fill out a table on the word document. Microshit Crapilot
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Fucking copilot can’t even fill out a table on the word document. Microshit Crapilot
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January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
If you’re old enough to call it a zoot instead of a fursuit, you’re old enough for a prostate exam.”
Camera cuts to a massive bearded man on an exam table, staring into the lens.
“Pröst.”
Camera cuts to a massive bearded man on an exam table, staring into the lens.
“Pröst.”
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
If you’re old enough to call it a zoot instead of a fursuit, you’re old enough for a prostate exam.”
Camera cuts to a massive bearded man on an exam table, staring into the lens.
“Pröst.”
Camera cuts to a massive bearded man on an exam table, staring into the lens.
“Pröst.”
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They should lock up Claudia Shitbaum and the lot next.
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
They should lock up Claudia Shitbaum and the lot next.
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Exit, pursued by stimnky
December 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Exit, pursued by stimnky
Oh I almost forgot. I’m installing flatpak on a Flat Fuck Friday.
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Oh I almost forgot. I’m installing flatpak on a Flat Fuck Friday.
Christmas tree ointments
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Christmas tree ointments
Guess it’s working on the computer kind of day…
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Guess it’s working on the computer kind of day…
Guess what I found just in time for the holidays!
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Guess what I found just in time for the holidays!
I want an AMD graphics card but there aren’t many options with cool RGB
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I want an AMD graphics card but there aren’t many options with cool RGB
Inflatons making the universe big and round.
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Inflatons making the universe big and round.
Internal Server Error: there’s a problem with your internal server. You must reach within your soul and figure that out.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Internal Server Error: there’s a problem with your internal server. You must reach within your soul and figure that out.
But when is it jam and when is it jelly?
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
But when is it jam and when is it jelly?
I miss it when phone manufacturers didn’t cheap out on dual sim card trays with this fucking bullshit of fusing the second SIM card slot with the SD card slot. Fucking piece of shit.
October 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I miss it when phone manufacturers didn’t cheap out on dual sim card trays with this fucking bullshit of fusing the second SIM card slot with the SD card slot. Fucking piece of shit.
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Sometimes you just have to make something for literally no reason
October 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sometimes you just have to make something for literally no reason
Finally got me a vintage style keyboard for my sleeper PC
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Finally got me a vintage style keyboard for my sleeper PC
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October 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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