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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 4h

Day 8-Smile 2

I will admit I found this creepy and also the secondhand embarrassment was off the charts. What has been unleashed now?

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 5h

Which one of you bitches stitched.

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 9h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 5h

Basically this.

macabredarklingwanders
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No more girlbossing. I want to girl rest, girl sleep, girl lay down on the floor of the forest and slowly be absorbed by nature.
I want to girl moss.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 10h

When the exercise endorphins hit…

a cartoon cat is standing in front of a fire and says power

ALT: a cartoon cat is standing in front of a fire and says power

media.tenor.com

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 11h

Thank god.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 12h

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 15h

I was reading a review where a woman complained about her son’s lawyer not getting her son off because he got 15 years for just some pot. The lawyer was like ma’am he had 2,000 pounds of pot. I had to look at how much pot that was because I couldn’t visualize it. It’s a shit ton of pound.

Two men and a dog standing in front of 2000 pounds of pot. The pot pile is taller than the men.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

I watched 13 Ghosts today because I like how pretty it looks.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

Day 7-Death Becomes Her (rewatch)

Extremely dark, horror humor. This watch was sad because I saw how talented Bruce Willis used to be at comedy. Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawnie were also excellent.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

The creatures surrounding me as I try to sleep.

A cat looking away sitting down on a couch.

A large dog lying on the carpeted floor.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

An English Nigerian comedian I like is going to be in Star Trek. I wonder what her Nigerian mom’s reaction is.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

When I heard she stopped working, I started to get worried for her….

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

I think that’s new because I watch original flavor 911 and Texas flavor 911.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

….Member of the tribes from both sides of my family have fought in the Civil War. Hell, I probably have ancestors who helped or fought on the American side in the Revolution war.

Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 1d

As an immigrant called Knowles, I am still deeply amused by the MAGA idea that finding your name in the register of American civil war combatants is evidence of being a "heritage American" www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

Are You a ‘Heritage American’?

Why some on the right want to know if your ancestors were here during the Civil War

www.theatlantic.com

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

Before I forget I do have some sympathy for the ghosts except for the kid with the arrow through his head. Fuck that kid.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

Finished 13 Ghosts.

I loved the design element of the house and ghosts. Also Matthew Lillard acting like a coked up squirrel. Man, this movie has overcharged acting talent but doesn’t use it.

a man says there are ghosts downstairs arthur in a movie

ALT: a man says there are ghosts downstairs arthur in a movie

media.tenor.com

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

Bodies have a lot of design flaws.

Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

It affects the pee hole more. Also the pelvic floor.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t even have a penis and I’m worried about this.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently it happened to some guy. It took a while to recover.

www.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidT...

I sneezed while peeing and now there’s blood? PLEASE HELP

www.reddit.com

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

May he sneeze while peeing and cause his penis to explode. That is a thing that can happen.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

Men need to start carrying pepper into the men’s rooms to throw into his face.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

I already knew there were a lot of design flaws in cis women bodies but I didn’t know about cis men. Now, I’m wondering what other things men have to avoid to keep their penis from randomly exploding.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

A guy shared the worst pain he ever experienced. He was just randomly peeing when he sneezed and had to go to the ER. It took a week to recover.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

Have you ever thought that sometimes the ability to think critically is a bit of a curse? The people living on vibes are awakening to the reality we knew was coming and it’s like I have known this since 2016.

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Deer Lady83 @deerlady83.bsky.social · 1d

I have seen enough of Joe Rogan’s show to form an opinion that he is not that deep or bright.

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