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aunt honeybee 🌿✨
@deerteeth.bsky.social
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she/her, scatterbrained, sincerity & sass | 37 | lover of cats & plants & coffee | bread & roses

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posts that will either make @big-iron.bsky.social laugh or deal him psychic damage
screenshot of a tumblr post by user amygdalae. it reads: "having some tea earl grey hot..... just like that bald bitch john luke the card"
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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my boyfriend and i are officially on season seven now (we gave up on angel and have just been watching buffy since sometime early in season six) and anyway, this is still relevant
screenshot of a post from my old twitter account. it reads "you can tell season seven of buffy the vampire slayer is in 2003 because buffy's wearing flare jeans with heels"
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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when you make an online purchase and specifically uncheck the "email me news and offers" box yet they still start sending you news and offers
screencap of rachel from the show friends saying "i hope it's still funny when you're in hell"
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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coffee and solitaire in the morning... that's the stuff
stock photo of a guy sitting on a cabin front porch, seemingly at sunrise, smiling calmly while holding a cup of coffee. the istock watermark is clearly visible w/ the photographer's username (krblokhin), lending to the "generic image of person on porch" vibe intended in this post
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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the meme that says "most people rejected his message. they hated jesus because he told them the truth" and there's a guy in the crowed yelling "shut up!" except i rewrote it to be "they hated jesus because he loved snow"
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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blanche from the golden girls, looking extremely done with this shit
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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grief.exe running in the background every single day
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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a line drawing of a person perched in a cutesy cheesecake pose, smiling with big wide eyelashed eyes
November 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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a few highlights
a screenshot of a post on my old twitter account that reads as follows: (shaking my backpack full of forgotten empty tupperware containers) divination screenshot of a post on my old twitter account. it reads: "just open your mouth and let the pond water flow in" - my inner monologue while drinking lukewarm tea and being SO TIRED (and possibly feverish) screenshot of a post on my old twitter account. it reads as follows: the bus is quieter than usual this morning and the crinkle of my nut bar wrapper is deafening screenshot of a post from my old twitter account. please note this post is from december 2021. it reads as follows: living in the USA and also being a person with some measure of optimism slash hope is like having the debate montage from community season 1 episode 9 playing in your head at all times
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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shit i said before finding out i have ocd:
screenshot of one of my old tweets that reads as follows: my favorite under-represented anxiety disorder thing is, in any given situation, involuntarily imagining the most gruesome, painful, and frightening way you could die in that moment, then (also involuntarily) trying to imagine how it would feel in striking detail
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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(without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you)
makoto and usagi from sailor moon, making these silly shit eating mischievous grins together as though they're teasing and/or conspiring
October 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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screenshots of buffy and angel from the buffy the vampire slayer season two finale at the climax (if you know you know) with the "okay yay" text meme pasted over them. angel says "what's going on." buffy says "don't worry about it babe." angel says "okay. yay." with red heart emojis
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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it’s crying about her o’clock
my cat Willow, who died in august, caught in the act of ferociously attacking an ottoman. she’s gray and white with soft bunny fur and clever eyes. Willow again, in her happiest place (sleeping all curled up on my stomach/chest while i reclined on the couch). she had a purr that could vibrate your bones
October 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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most of the time, i like making sets that are outfits i would at least conceivably wear, but the third one here is closest to what i actually wear on a day to day basis
a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "spring afternoon in the riverside park." a floral dress layered under a cropped light colored jacket, ankle socks and slip-on canvas sneakers. a crossbody bag, string necklace, hair clip, pink sunglasses. mascara, soft pink lip closs. perfume is profumum roma's acqua e zucchero a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "shuffle through the leaves." high-waisted jeans, a halloween t-shirt (like from the movie halloween), a cropped burnt orange denim jacket, black boots and black crossbody bag, cream scarf. two patches (one says "stitch witch" and one says "moon child." some simple gold rings, a simple gold pendant necklace, and a burnt orange hair scrunchie. everything is surrounded with a swirl of autumn leaves. perfume is for strange women's 1993. a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "baking on a chilly rainy day." high-waisted pale pink sweatpants, a cropped tank top, and an oversized chunky knit light green cardigan. brown socks, a pair of glasses, a scrunchie and some hair clips. minty aqua blue/green nail polish. a mug of coffee, a bowl with a whisk, a tea loaf and a rustic cake. perfume is thin wild mercury's chelsea staircase a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "late october walk in the park." simple blue jeans, a roomy cream mock-turtleneck sweater, a brown coat with a stripey pattern. brown leather crossbody messenger bag and brown lace up boots with brown socks. rust red/orange beret and matching scarf. a couple gold rings, some simple squiggly shaped gold earrings. some autumn leaves scattered around. perfume is alkemia's stag moon
October 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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we're moving into the cozy sets, hell yesssssss
a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "swimming at the creek." a yellow and white striped one piece bathing suit worn under denim shorts with flowers embroidered on them and an oversized flannel with the sleeves rolled up. simple white sneakers, sunglasses, some simple gold rings, a backpack. hair worn in two braids. lip balm and peachy pink nail polish. perfume is byredo's unfortunately named g*psy water a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "walking to work." a white sleeveless almost-mock-turtleneck sweater and a high-waisted knee-length brick red skirt with buttons down the front. reddish brown woven belt and matching leather sandals, a brick reddish brown bag, sunglasses, a few gold rings and a simple gold pendant necklace. neutral toned eyeshadow palette, mascara, eyeliner, neutral pinkish lip gloss. nude nail polish and a to-go latte. perfume is the different company's osmanthus a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "starting your christmas shopping early." all in tones of dark red, reddish brown, and cream and gold accents. a spaghetti strap ditsy floral dress, about knee length, layered under a cozy cropped cardigan, worn with bobby socks and loafers. a textured leather and suede look crossbody bag, a ring featuring a palm-up hand holding a small jewel, and a ring featuring a stamped design of moon and stars. mascara, lip gloss, nude nail polish. perfume is bienamé's vermeil. a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "knitting in the airport." everything is in a tight palette of putty greige, off white, and soft pink. not my usual tones, but this was for a palette challenge. ribbed camisole tucked into high-waisted pleated shorts, with a loose, blousy button-up layered on top. slip-on canvas shoes with a sun and a moon embroidered on them. a couple chunky gold rings, simple layered gold necklace, oversized pink-toned sunglasses, a plain canvas large tote bag. a passport, hand creams, and some yarn balls and knitting needles.
October 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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perfume samples arriving today
the "sickos ha ha yes" meme, but the sickos man has been replaced with a little cat in a bow tie, who is saying "yay... ha ha ha... yay!"
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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the summer-to-fall shift continues to show in this batch
a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "last days of summer" and it's based directly on what i wore to my friends' daughter's birthday! a mini length short-sleeved chambray dress paired with sandals, sunglasses, and a simple crossbody bag. a couple gold rings and a necklace, hair tied up, tinted lip balm, mascara, freckle pen. also sunscreen and an iced coffee. perfume is 19-69's invisible post a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "brunch on your friend's back porch." light, warm color palette. high waisted jeans, a crochet tank top with little flowers on it, a big cozy oversized cardigan, simple sneakers, a simple crossbody bag. lip balm, freckle pen, blush. perfume is caswell-massey LX48 a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "long walks in mid autumn." t-shirt tucked into high-waisted straight leg jeans, an oversized cozy knit cardigan, lace-up boots, and a beanie. scarf, new yorker tote bag, mascara and freckle pen and simple eyeshadow, orange-red nail polish. a ring with a crescent moon on it and one with a dark blue stone. perfume is olfactive studio's flashback in new york. a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "coffee and records and puzzles." just a cozy day at home kind of mood. high-waisted bike shorts, a big oversized sweatshirt that says "chicago" across the front, socks with stars on them, hair tied up. cup of coffee, avocado toast, stack of records, puzzle pieces. perfume is astier de villatte's elixir du docteur flair
October 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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this has been my main hobby for like two months so you might get two or three of these posts in a row, btw
a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "quick errands on one of those days you just don't want to leave the house." a t-shirt tucked into a casual tiered maxi skirt with a cropped denim jacket layered on top. slip-on canvas shoes, a crocheted bag, a boater hat, sunglasses, an n-95 mask. sunscreen, lip balm. perfume is 19-69's invisible post. a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "sidewalk stomping." all-black outfit consisting of a boxy cropped turtleneck, gathered skirt that would hit just past the knees, black tihgts, and chunk-soled loafers. black crossbody bag, an assortment of simple gold rings, a golden key pendant necklace, dark red nail polish. perfume is couteau de poche's fumabat a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "walking your dog in central park" (that was the prompt for a challenge, okay, lol). cropped wide-legged high-waisted jeans paired with a boxy cropped sweater with a wide mock turtleneck and blousy sleeves. slip-on boat shoes, a chunky warm scarf, a belt, watch, sunglasses, canvas crossbody bag with mushrooms printed on it. claw clip for the hair and two cool rings: one stamped with a moon and stars, one shaped like an open eye with a red iris. also sunscreen! perfume is profumum roma's audace a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "90s romcom protagonist." outfit is all neutrals of cream and warm deep browns. babydoll-style plain t-shirt and a brown miniskirt, tights, and riding boots. a beret and an oversized long plaid coat. little crossbody bag, sunglasses, a watch, a heart locket. big curly hair. chanel vamp nail polish and revlon toast of new york lipstick. not pictured: everything you need for a super-matte face done up in soft neutrals. perfume is givenchy ysatis
October 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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future PEM watching me overexert myself
the "sickos yes haha yes" meme (a black and white drawing of a guy who's meant to be creepy, wearing a shirt that says "sickos," with his hands on a window as he looks through it and says "yes... ha ha ha... yes!")
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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chilly rainy day baking finally happened. cinnamon cardamom rolls!! eating a third one would upset my stomach but it’s so hard to resist ✨
a swirly baked bun being held by me. several house plants in the background
September 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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my boyfriend is at magic so you know what that means. spooky little movie time ✨
movie poster for "marrowbone" - five siblings in the hallway of an old house, with a broken glass effect
September 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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i miss her so much
my late cat, Willow, in her favorite place (sleeping curled up on top of me)
September 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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the horrors persist but so does my little fashion hobby
a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "dinner by the creek in the woods." high-waisted denim shorts with a belt, an off-white shirt that has a design on it reading "i spread like strawberries" (like the fiona apple song), and a brown flannel shirt. high-top converse sneakers and socks and a denim backpack with pins on it saying: can i have your pickle, i read banned books, tree hugger, and then just a keith haring baby design. some river stones and a little flower. topo chico, bread and cheese, tangerine, snow peas, and shortbread cookies. perfume: 4160 tuesday's wash me in the water a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "standard autumn uniform" because i wear some version of this as often as i can all through the fall. tank top tucked into high-waisted denim shorts with a big soft slouchy sweater layered on top. boots and socks, cozy beanie, sunglasses, a simple purse. a couple simple gold rings and a cameo ring, mascara, freckle pen, lip and cheek tint, and a peachy pink nail polish. perfume: parfum d'empire's ambre russe a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "cozy sunday thrifting." plain dark leggings, a pink tank top, and a big soft cozy oversized cream cardigan. light brown slip-on flats, a blue crossbody bad, a blue hair scrunchie, light brown sunglasses, an n-95 mask. mascara and eyeliner, lip tint, a simple necklace and a couple rings. perfume is heeley's "hippie rose" a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "not quite summer, not quite fall." a sleeveless off-white maxi dress with floral embroidery, brown low-heeled ankle boots, a cropped denim jacket, a large brown leather shoulder bag. a watch, a couple geometric gold rings, red lip stain, mascara, peachy-pink nail polish. perfume is profumum roma's "victrix"
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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i've been making SO MANY lately as means of Coping With It All and these ones are from like, the spring. lol
a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "yeah i'll pick you up from the airport." cuffed high-waisted jeans, an elton john t-shirt tucked into them, a brown jacket. white and brown boat shoes, a brown leather crossbody bag, light red scarf, brown watch, sunglasses. a few plain gold rings, one with a crescent moon on it, and a simple pendant necklace. perfume is heeley's "hippie rose" a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "making pasta for dinner in our little kitchen." a slouchy thin-knit sweater with high-waisted denim shorts and knee socks. dark blue nail polish, lip tint, and mascara. hair done up in space buns. two gold rings - one is a twisted style, one is a plain band with a light brown stone. a colander of pasta, a pepper mill, olive oil, a houseplant, some herbs. perfume is amouage's "guidance 46" a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "morning date at the botanical gardens." an overall brown, yellow, and off-white color palette. slouchy oversized sweater tucked into a belted floral skirt, paired with simple sandals with a slight platform. sunglasses and hair barrette, a few simple gold rings, a simple gold pendant necklace. mascara, eyeliner, lip balm. perfume is profumum roma's "tagete" a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "i would only go back to the office if i had literally no other choice, but at least i'd look cute about it." high-waisted wide-legged dark denim pants, a peachy-pink cropped turtleneck sweater, woven brown slip-on shoes, a brown leather crossbody bag. mascara and tinted lip balm, very light cream and peachy-pink eyeshadows. perfume is olfactive studio's "autoportrait"
September 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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the backlog is still so huge but here are some faves as i catch up on posting
a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "meet me at the library." palazzo pants and a chambray shirt tucked into them, slip-on canvas shoes with a sun embroidered on one and a moon embroidered on the other, and a simple crossbody bag. sunglasses, headphones, a watch, a simple pendant necklace, and a couple rings, one of which has a crescent moon on it. books and a couple take out coffees are included. perfume is room 1015's "purple mantra" a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "cheeky chic." basic crisp white t-shirt tied at the waist, paired with a high-waisted denim skirt that would hit a few inches above the knee. heeled camel brown ankle boots and a camel brown belted trench coat. paired with these crisp basics are a pair of pink sunglasses with gold moon and star accents, smiling sunburst earrings, bright yellow nail polish, and a simple handbag with a bold geometric weave pattern in colors that go with the coat and shirt. perfume is not a perfume's "juliette has a gun" a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "reading in the garden." a baggy, comfy linen jumpsuit layered over a cropped embroidered tank top, with a slouchy cardigan on top and simple slip-on sandals. sunglasses and an assortment of simple gold rings. scattered around are leaves, clover, and little white flowers, as well as a couple books, an iced coffee, and a snack assortment. perfume is profumum roma's "victrix" a collage of clothing and accessories. i call this one "let's go to the roller rink." it was for a challenge where the theme was red and pink, so that's the main color palette, with white and gold accents. bright red patterned shirt tied at the waist paired with a high-waisted pink mini skirt. pink socks and white sneakers with red accents, a white crossbody bag, and pink sunglasses with red rims. pink hair clips, gold earrings, a gold ring with a big pink stone, bright red nail polish, a wrap-band watch. eyeshadow in warm light browns, bright red lip glass, mascara and freckle pen. perfume is 4160's "be careful what you wish for"
September 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM