aunt honeybee 🌿✨
@deerteeth.bsky.social
she/her, scatterbrained, sincerity & sass | 37 | lover of cats & plants & coffee | bread & roses
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨
@deerteeth.bsky.social
· Jun 13
i'm what you'd get if dipper & mabel pines did the fusion dance
this is the worst first draft i've written in over a decade but BY GOD i am WRITING IT
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
this is the worst first draft i've written in over a decade but BY GOD i am WRITING IT
I WANT TO WORK OUT
a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves
Alt: a little kid lying on the ground throwing a tantrum
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I WANT TO WORK OUT
i AM going to do my PEM cause/trigger analysis and crash avoidance plan. just like. maybe not today
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i AM going to do my PEM cause/trigger analysis and crash avoidance plan. just like. maybe not today
posts that will either make @big-iron.bsky.social laugh or deal him psychic damage
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
posts that will either make @big-iron.bsky.social laugh or deal him psychic damage
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another harpy complete thanks to the ever lovely @nootrecruit.bsky.social 🪶
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
another harpy complete thanks to the ever lovely @nootrecruit.bsky.social 🪶
my boyfriend and i are officially on season seven now (we gave up on angel and have just been watching buffy since sometime early in season six) and anyway, this is still relevant
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
my boyfriend and i are officially on season seven now (we gave up on angel and have just been watching buffy since sometime early in season six) and anyway, this is still relevant
when you make an online purchase and specifically uncheck the "email me news and offers" box yet they still start sending you news and offers
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
when you make an online purchase and specifically uncheck the "email me news and offers" box yet they still start sending you news and offers
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other things you can ask stuff
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
other things you can ask stuff
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
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the found footage horror genre and the classical tragedy genre are a venn diagram that's almost a single circle
"found footage horror is always derivative and predictable" okay do you also say orpheus just shouldn't have turned around
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the found footage horror genre and the classical tragedy genre are a venn diagram that's almost a single circle
coffee and solitaire in the morning... that's the stuff
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
coffee and solitaire in the morning... that's the stuff
i yearn to smell snow in the air
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i yearn to smell snow in the air
the gemini venus urge to post thirst traps vs the scorpio rising urge to never be perceived
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the gemini venus urge to post thirst traps vs the scorpio rising urge to never be perceived
looking for moody, atmospheric ghost movies to watch tonight, please send recs
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
looking for moody, atmospheric ghost movies to watch tonight, please send recs
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Delighted to announce that my short story, "Not Yet, Little Witch" will be appearing in Flame Tree Press' first Romantic Fantasy anthology! It, along with 22 other #romantasy short stories, will be available in March of 2026!
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Delighted to announce that my short story, "Not Yet, Little Witch" will be appearing in Flame Tree Press' first Romantic Fantasy anthology! It, along with 22 other #romantasy short stories, will be available in March of 2026!
pumpkin pie oats for breakfast 🎃✨
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
pumpkin pie oats for breakfast 🎃✨
do you ever think about the beautiful restraint and focus of stranger things season one and then look at the later seasons and just. sigh.
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
do you ever think about the beautiful restraint and focus of stranger things season one and then look at the later seasons and just. sigh.
grief.exe running in the background every single day
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
grief.exe running in the background every single day
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my last treat of the year!!!!!🕯️✨
when you buy two prints of any size you get your third one free 💚
this will be my last sale of the year and i wanted to thank you all for sharing my art, having a piece on your wall or gifting a piece to a loved one, all of those things have made my heart so big
when you buy two prints of any size you get your third one free 💚
this will be my last sale of the year and i wanted to thank you all for sharing my art, having a piece on your wall or gifting a piece to a loved one, all of those things have made my heart so big
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
my last treat of the year!!!!!🕯️✨
when you buy two prints of any size you get your third one free 💚
this will be my last sale of the year and i wanted to thank you all for sharing my art, having a piece on your wall or gifting a piece to a loved one, all of those things have made my heart so big
when you buy two prints of any size you get your third one free 💚
this will be my last sale of the year and i wanted to thank you all for sharing my art, having a piece on your wall or gifting a piece to a loved one, all of those things have made my heart so big
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Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
i mean i do definitely have Sensitive Bitch disease because i've always had a low natural CON score, but also, girl it was the long covid/chronic fatigue
so like what does it mean if you semi-frequently feel feverish but don't actually have a fever & kind of feel like you're getting sick (like the day before the flu hits) but then you never actually get sick. like do you just have Sensitive Bitch disease or is it like, maybe mention it to your doctor
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i mean i do definitely have Sensitive Bitch disease because i've always had a low natural CON score, but also, girl it was the long covid/chronic fatigue
girl it feels like 8pm, HELP
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
girl it feels like 8pm, HELP
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(Hank Hill voice)
What in Samhain?!
What in Samhain?!
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
(Hank Hill voice)
What in Samhain?!
What in Samhain?!