aunt honeybee 🌿✨
@deerteeth.bsky.social
she/her, scatterbrained, sincerity & sass | 37 | lover of cats & plants & coffee | bread & roses
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nothing but original biscuits: https://tinyurl.com/deerteethbsky
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aunt honeybee 🌿✨
@deerteeth.bsky.social
· Jun 13
i'm what you'd get if dipper & mabel pines did the fusion dance
i spent my "become a greek mythology kid or ancient egypt kid or horse girl" years just constantly playing pretend instead of studying a topic, but i very easily COULD have been a joan of arc kid or an ice age megafauna kid
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
i spent my "become a greek mythology kid or ancient egypt kid or horse girl" years just constantly playing pretend instead of studying a topic, but i very easily COULD have been a joan of arc kid or an ice age megafauna kid
my greatest torture is that when i think "coffee," approximately 41% of the time my brain thinks it's the height of hilarity to refer to it as "covfefe"
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
my greatest torture is that when i think "coffee," approximately 41% of the time my brain thinks it's the height of hilarity to refer to it as "covfefe"
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had to remake that biscuit bc i accidentally called it a cafe misto instead of a cafe au lait… my shame 😔
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
had to remake that biscuit bc i accidentally called it a cafe misto instead of a cafe au lait… my shame 😔
in for january:
. dark red nail polish
. collaging
. making soup
. journaling my impulsive little post thoughts
. post-shower body oil
. a spoonful of yogurt on oatmeal
. spiced oat milk cafe au lait
. dark red nail polish
. collaging
. making soup
. journaling my impulsive little post thoughts
. post-shower body oil
. a spoonful of yogurt on oatmeal
. spiced oat milk cafe au lait
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
in for january:
. dark red nail polish
. collaging
. making soup
. journaling my impulsive little post thoughts
. post-shower body oil
. a spoonful of yogurt on oatmeal
. spiced oat milk cafe au lait
. dark red nail polish
. collaging
. making soup
. journaling my impulsive little post thoughts
. post-shower body oil
. a spoonful of yogurt on oatmeal
. spiced oat milk cafe au lait
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He who sets out to "get my ass" should dig two graves (one for each cheek)
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
He who sets out to "get my ass" should dig two graves (one for each cheek)
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They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
my partner and i have been watching schitt's creek for the first time and, to the surprise of nobody who knows me in person, i cannot stop talking like moira rose
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
my partner and i have been watching schitt's creek for the first time and, to the surprise of nobody who knows me in person, i cannot stop talking like moira rose
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Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
They have come to the convention hoping to "break in" and then find themselves -- shocker! -- a "nobody in the book world." Yeah no shit! We all are! I have gently told guys like this a million times that it takes most of us *years* of hard work but they do not believe that could be true for them. +
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
wait jacob wysocki was blenderboy in unfriended?!
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
wait jacob wysocki was blenderboy in unfriended?!
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A beautiful sunrise in #Pittsburgh this morning, as the sky caught fire directly behind the city for nearly 45 minutes. It was amazing to watch the scene develop from the West End Bridge, and this is one of my favorites.
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A beautiful sunrise in #Pittsburgh this morning, as the sky caught fire directly behind the city for nearly 45 minutes. It was amazing to watch the scene develop from the West End Bridge, and this is one of my favorites.
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
getting a lot of emails today for someone whose job is not actually emails
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
getting a lot of emails today for someone whose job is not actually emails
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if i won the lottery i wouldn't talk about it but there would be signs (rows of full-size bottles of half the profumum roma collection lining the shelves of a little cabinet, like slabs of amber-toned jewels)
May 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
if i won the lottery i wouldn't talk about it but there would be signs (rows of full-size bottles of half the profumum roma collection lining the shelves of a little cabinet, like slabs of amber-toned jewels)
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Happy Longest Night to all who observe
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Happy Longest Night to all who observe
love when this happens (esp when three of these fics are a series tee hee)
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
love when this happens (esp when three of these fics are a series tee hee)
katie byrd things 🔥✨
December 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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