aunt honeybee 🌿✨
@deerteeth.bsky.social
she/her, scatterbrained, sincerity & sass | 37 | lover of cats & plants & coffee | bread & roses
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nothing but original biscuits: https://tinyurl.com/deerteethbsky
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@deerteeth.bsky.social
· Jun 13
i'm what you'd get if dipper & mabel pines did the fusion dance
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western PA hamlet be like "or not"
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
western PA hamlet be like "or not"
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
only children: what's it like having siblings?
people with siblings:
people with siblings:
My brother: let me show you what i learned in my nut kicking class
Me: okay
Me: okay
January 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
only children: what's it like having siblings?
people with siblings:
people with siblings:
twitch streaming? no. twitch dreaming. i am watching my cat's little paws go prrt prrt prrt as she sleeps
January 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
twitch streaming? no. twitch dreaming. i am watching my cat's little paws go prrt prrt prrt as she sleeps
what a friday-feeling tuesday
January 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
what a friday-feeling tuesday
IT'S TODAAAAAY
Available where books are sold!
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The Younger Gods by Katie Shepard: 9780593819166 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
Danger looms when a former priestess sails to the realm of the dead to find her fallen lover, only to discover the gods she thought she defeated are preparing for war. Iona Night-Singer thought she’d...
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January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
IT'S TODAAAAAY
who took this photo of me
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
who took this photo of me
sometimes a girl just needs to shriek like them
January 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
sometimes a girl just needs to shriek like them
za'atar my beloved
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
za'atar my beloved
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she put her whole heart and soul and lasagna into this
January 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
she put her whole heart and soul and lasagna into this
television sets were warm and fuzzy to the touch
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
television sets were warm and fuzzy to the touch
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this entire 🧵, but especially this one.
I've seen refugee aid efforts defeat multi-year occupations by regional / national police forces who deployed 30x the amount of resources. Hell I've been part of that.
It is *very* possible.
ICE's budget has a limit.
Make them use it.
ICE's morale has a limit.
Make them lose it.
It is *very* possible.
ICE's budget has a limit.
Make them use it.
ICE's morale has a limit.
Make them lose it.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
this entire 🧵, but especially this one.
little nas. little nas are you working on your raps
January 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
little nas. little nas are you working on your raps
the good place <3
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 PM
the good place <3
introduce yourself with 4 video games
January 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
introduce yourself with 4 video games
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currently deeply regretting telling my dad about my gay interests because my 66 year old heterosexual father just sincerely pitched to me that “they should do a musical of Heated Rivalry on the West End and cast Dan and Phil”
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
currently deeply regretting telling my dad about my gay interests because my 66 year old heterosexual father just sincerely pitched to me that “they should do a musical of Heated Rivalry on the West End and cast Dan and Phil”
i need to go to the secondhand shop and dig through old magazines and rebuild my hoard. my urge to collage is returning
January 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
i need to go to the secondhand shop and dig through old magazines and rebuild my hoard. my urge to collage is returning
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me to myself when i decide to build a house in the sims while i'm working: whatever, i'm living la vida loca
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
me to myself when i decide to build a house in the sims while i'm working: whatever, i'm living la vida loca
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
i spent my "become a greek mythology kid or ancient egypt kid or horse girl" years just constantly playing pretend instead of studying a topic, but i very easily COULD have been a joan of arc kid or an ice age megafauna kid
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
i spent my "become a greek mythology kid or ancient egypt kid or horse girl" years just constantly playing pretend instead of studying a topic, but i very easily COULD have been a joan of arc kid or an ice age megafauna kid
my greatest torture is that when i think "coffee," approximately 41% of the time my brain thinks it's the height of hilarity to refer to it as "covfefe"
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
my greatest torture is that when i think "coffee," approximately 41% of the time my brain thinks it's the height of hilarity to refer to it as "covfefe"
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