John dEFR0G is not your daddy
@defrog.bsky.social
I have nothing to skeet, and I am skeeting it.
Sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, satire, rubber ducks, sensible shoes, chocopies -- if we don't got it, you don't want it.
Sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, satire, rubber ducks, sensible shoes, chocopies -- if we don't got it, you don't want it.
Share a photograph of mountains that you've taken.
January 23, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Share a photograph of mountains that you've taken.
The eyes are not lost but waiting.
Prepare: they can still see you.
(Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me*)
(*Possibly.)
Prepare: they can still see you.
(Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me*)
(*Possibly.)
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The eyes are not lost but waiting.
Prepare: they can still see you.
(Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me*)
(*Possibly.)
Prepare: they can still see you.
(Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me*)
(*Possibly.)
No new pictures
Where are you at mentally
Where are you at mentally
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
No new pictures
Where are you at mentally
Where are you at mentally
Apropos of nothing, a hotel doorman in Singapore once thought I was Adam Savage from Mythbusters.
I've also been told I resemble Philip Seymour Hoffman, Steven Spielberg and Elton John (from behind).
In reality of course I look like this.
I've also been told I resemble Philip Seymour Hoffman, Steven Spielberg and Elton John (from behind).
In reality of course I look like this.
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Apropos of nothing, a hotel doorman in Singapore once thought I was Adam Savage from Mythbusters.
I've also been told I resemble Philip Seymour Hoffman, Steven Spielberg and Elton John (from behind).
In reality of course I look like this.
I've also been told I resemble Philip Seymour Hoffman, Steven Spielberg and Elton John (from behind).
In reality of course I look like this.
Post a picture of the venue where you saw your first concert and name the band or artist.
*Municipal Auditorium (Nashville, TN)
*Styx (Paradise Theatre tour, March 12, 1981 -- no opening act)
*Municipal Auditorium (Nashville, TN)
*Styx (Paradise Theatre tour, March 12, 1981 -- no opening act)
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Post a picture of the venue where you saw your first concert and name the band or artist.
*Municipal Auditorium (Nashville, TN)
*Styx (Paradise Theatre tour, March 12, 1981 -- no opening act)
*Municipal Auditorium (Nashville, TN)
*Styx (Paradise Theatre tour, March 12, 1981 -- no opening act)
To explain: I'm in Greece, kicking about in the ruins of ancient civilization. As you do.
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
To explain: I'm in Greece, kicking about in the ruins of ancient civilization. As you do.
BREAKING NEWS: I am so full of feta cheese, you guys.
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
BREAKING NEWS: I am so full of feta cheese, you guys.
Listen to my first words of 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Listen to my first words of 2026.
Listen to my last words of 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Listen to my last words of 2025.
I'm not sure, but apparently I'm the oafishly optimistic illegitimate son of a Westphalian baron and I'm about to get a rude awakening. Does being gangpressed into the Bulgarian army count as a job? Or chasing virtuous maidens through Europe's most bawdy age? (Nice work if you can get it, har har.)
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I'm not sure, but apparently I'm the oafishly optimistic illegitimate son of a Westphalian baron and I'm about to get a rude awakening. Does being gangpressed into the Bulgarian army count as a job? Or chasing virtuous maidens through Europe's most bawdy age? (Nice work if you can get it, har har.)
Everybody knows that the bird is the word.
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Everybody knows that the bird is the word.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
My energy going into 2026.
December 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My energy going into 2026.
Meanwhile:
December 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Meanwhile:
Found your Christmas present (a day late):
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Found your Christmas present (a day late):
not everything is horrible
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
not everything is horrible
A contrast of styles.
(Both posts are from 2025, if you're wondering.)
(Both posts are from 2025, if you're wondering.)
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A contrast of styles.
(Both posts are from 2025, if you're wondering.)
(Both posts are from 2025, if you're wondering.)
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Season's Greetings, Happy Kwanzaa, whatever you may be celebrating at this time of year, may you and yours be blessed with the spirit of the season.
And this Frankenstein's Creature nativity.
And this Frankenstein's Creature nativity.
December 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Season's Greetings, Happy Kwanzaa, whatever you may be celebrating at this time of year, may you and yours be blessed with the spirit of the season.
And this Frankenstein's Creature nativity.
And this Frankenstein's Creature nativity.
They truly don't make them like this anymore.
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
They truly don't make them like this anymore.
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
That's my arm.
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
That's my arm.
What I post from
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What I post from