William Woodard
@dekker.bsky.social
writer and the like, patreon.com/thedekker
We've been sentenced to a lifetime of Ashoka fanfics and glup shitto cameos.
January 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
We've been sentenced to a lifetime of Ashoka fanfics and glup shitto cameos.
The vibes are not good when you start thinking a re-listen of Downward Spiral might sort you out.
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The vibes are not good when you start thinking a re-listen of Downward Spiral might sort you out.
I just sent out my first batch of queries.
a man in a suit is drinking a glass of water with the words god help me written below him
ALT: a man in a suit is drinking a glass of water with the words god help me written below him
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I just sent out my first batch of queries.
No, don't do it William, your taste in movies is too kino, you can't tell them that Logan Lucky actually might be Soderberg's best, they'll kill you.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
No, don't do it William, your taste in movies is too kino, you can't tell them that Logan Lucky actually might be Soderberg's best, they'll kill you.
Genuinely furious about how good this joke is.
December 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Genuinely furious about how good this joke is.
How I'm waiting for the next Formula One season, knowing that my favorite teams and drivers are going to bottle it.
December 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
How I'm waiting for the next Formula One season, knowing that my favorite teams and drivers are going to bottle it.
John Conner, knowing he has to send his best friend back in time to fuck his mom.
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
John Conner, knowing he has to send his best friend back in time to fuck his mom.
Can you imagine being a single mom in 1991 and hearing Enya's Caribbean Blue for the first time?
That shit probably hit like a nuke.
That shit probably hit like a nuke.
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Can you imagine being a single mom in 1991 and hearing Enya's Caribbean Blue for the first time?
That shit probably hit like a nuke.
That shit probably hit like a nuke.
And the Oscar for Best Original Score goes to....
THE MUMMY BY JERRY GOLDSMITH FOR THE 26th YEAR IN A ROW
THE MUMMY BY JERRY GOLDSMITH FOR THE 26th YEAR IN A ROW
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
And the Oscar for Best Original Score goes to....
THE MUMMY BY JERRY GOLDSMITH FOR THE 26th YEAR IN A ROW
THE MUMMY BY JERRY GOLDSMITH FOR THE 26th YEAR IN A ROW
An interesting aspect of writing a book is that during editing, you essentially become a data entry worker who occasionally adds a bit of personality to it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
An interesting aspect of writing a book is that during editing, you essentially become a data entry worker who occasionally adds a bit of personality to it.
I've never looked more like Ryan Gosling than how he looks in the Project Hail Mary trailer.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I've never looked more like Ryan Gosling than how he looks in the Project Hail Mary trailer.
HR loves to see a type a fella like me.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
HR loves to see a type a fella like me.
Sometimes I'll think about Anora and I'll get annoyed all over again.
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sometimes I'll think about Anora and I'll get annoyed all over again.
The Pinnacle of Motorsport.
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Pinnacle of Motorsport.
I fear I’ve become a Formula 1 guy. The screechy siren song of big wheels and whining drivers is too strong.
October 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I fear I’ve become a Formula 1 guy. The screechy siren song of big wheels and whining drivers is too strong.
The longer the time between Michael Bay films the more cinemas need him.
October 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The longer the time between Michael Bay films the more cinemas need him.
Can you imagine if a former college student forced all the professors from all the colleges into his backyard so he could give them a lecture on what it takes to be a good professor?
New details emerge on Hegseth’s unusual mass gathering of top brass
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals for what is expected to be a short lecture on the “warrior ethos.” But top brass is bracing for possible firings or demotions.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can you imagine if a former college student forced all the professors from all the colleges into his backyard so he could give them a lecture on what it takes to be a good professor?
Well I haven't been raptured, so I'm sorry to say that I really am that bad boy your mom told you to stay away from.
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Well I haven't been raptured, so I'm sorry to say that I really am that bad boy your mom told you to stay away from.
Ha ha! Wow look! Baby Yoda is using the force to grab snacks! But this time it's in a movie! COOL!
homer simpson with a monkey in his head
ALT: homer simpson with a monkey in his head
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ha ha! Wow look! Baby Yoda is using the force to grab snacks! But this time it's in a movie! COOL!
By Jove, she’s coming together.
September 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
By Jove, she’s coming together.
I've got a hankering for a Cobb salad with so much bullshit on it that it completely negates the greenery underneath it.
September 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've got a hankering for a Cobb salad with so much bullshit on it that it completely negates the greenery underneath it.
Have they considered making it illegal to do assassinations?
September 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Have they considered making it illegal to do assassinations?
Moooom! Pink Floyd is doing something weird again!
September 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Moooom! Pink Floyd is doing something weird again!
I'm not worried about AI. I will be concerned about AI if the porn industry adopts it, like the real porn industry.
That's when you know it's here to stay.
That's when you know it's here to stay.
September 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm not worried about AI. I will be concerned about AI if the porn industry adopts it, like the real porn industry.
That's when you know it's here to stay.
That's when you know it's here to stay.
Reposted by William Woodard
a secretary of war that wears fun socks is kind of crazy
September 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
a secretary of war that wears fun socks is kind of crazy