Elon: *does nazi salute 2x*

The press: hmmmm what does he mean by that ???

My cat Bruce has an unfortunate love of crinkly toys and fetch. Trying to sleep and he keeps dropping spit wet crinkly ball for me to throw :')

Mf dreaming of getting at more cords i have blocked off from him

I just got 2 cats, and i love them, but if the one keeps chewing cords, i will lose my gd mind 🥲