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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 17m

aka The Tangerine Sphincter.

instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 53m

@energydragons.bsky.social Cheeto Benito is gonna go ballistic. Good. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Venezuelan politician María Corina Machado wins Nobel peace prize

Leader of country’s opposition receives award after scrutiny surrounding committee and comments by Donald Trump

www.theguardian.com

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Coygaroo @coygaroo.bsky.social · 4h

A creature with no regrets~
Proud of the mischief!

Hourly Ferret @hourlydook.bsky.social · 5h

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1061@06-12-2017_12-15-41.jpg

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Anthony @anteater7474.bsky.social · 22h

Stoat

#wildlife #stoat #nature #wildlifephotography #uk #animal #mamals #britishcountryside #woodland #nikon #cute #fyp

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Kenshi the Fox! @kenshikitsune.bsky.social · 18h

Looks like Tina is playing hide and seek blending herself into the snow. While Milo is trying to look for her. Looks like his sister is camouflaged!
#TinaMilo #TinaandMilo #olympicmascots #MilanoCortina2026 #stoat

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Gram @gramstoat.bsky.social · 11h

Blehhh! I’ve come to drink your blood

(Please don’t get the spray me with garlic water I’m not really a vampire)

A white anthropomorphic stoat dressed in a long black cape with red lining. He stands on a stone staircase as fog pours around his ankles. In his mouth, his tongue plays with one of his unnaturally long fangs.
It is very scary. Spooky, even.

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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 6h

*pats his belly and what's left of the five people who were mean & cruel to ordinary stoats* #BigStoatMeansBigAppetite #vore #stoatAD

❤️RoseΘΔ❤️ @pulsesystem.darkfore.st · 17h

Severe lack of ermine vore as a pred which makes me think either the furry community genuinely thinks that small=prey animal when these twelve inches of condensed bastards are obligate carnivores, or us stoats just have a thing for humiliation and power bottoming

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phanhuulong0.bsky.social @phanhuulong0.bsky.social · 14h

Long-tailed Weasel, Pt. Reyes

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Genderflux Superfluid @rewhan.bsky.social · 7h

Oh, okay, clearly God didn't feel I was angry ENOUGH yet-

Headline: Government shutdown threatens survival of North America's rarest animals. A photograph of a black-footed ferret is attached.

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Alix Weasel @alixwzl.bsky.social · 6h

INQUISITIVE DESTRUCTION

*weasel intensifies*

KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 16h

American River otter brothers River, Wilford, and Mayhem will be moved back to their old habitat for a month. The caulk in the bottom of their lovely new enclosure's pool needs to be replaced and protected from further inquisitive destruction.

[via Columbus Zoo]

Pair of otters paused in frolicking on the grass to stare at the viewer. They look devilish.

An otter swimming in a tank, twisting and steepling their mischievous little hands together under their nose, as if they are smug over yet- to-be-discovered crimes.

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Jim Drumheller ☮️ 🟧 🐾 @jimdrumheller.bsky.social · 1d

She is such a bossy #ferret AND she's so damn cute.
(those little round ears😻)

Good morning BlueSky! ☀️
Don't forget to stand up for what is right today.💙

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 14h

God what I would give to sleep as hard as these little guys

An incredibly asleep ferret. A true honk shoo ass baby

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Aibast 🇪🇪 @aibast.bsky.social · 13h

three sleepyheads #ferret

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ferretjelly.bsky.social @ferretjelly.bsky.social · 13h

Everybody needs a bosom or a lap for a pillow

Brown ferret lying on his back asleep. His head is resting on the crotch of a cream ferret, a foot to either side of his head

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Devilkid @devilkid.bsky.social · 12h

Who doesn't love a silly ferret?
#devsart #myart #kcd2adder

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PaperCrease 摺痕 @papercrease.bsky.social · 8h

Tellus meet Tellus.
Fanart of https://firfireweed.itch.io/cantata
#art #sketch #Interactivefiction #Itchio #Twinegame #Fanart #Ferret

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Juni 🌹 @doodlejuni.art · 7h

Trying out some body positivity with a new sona ^w^

He doesn't have a name just yet, but he is a chocolate ferret!

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Darcy Hitchcock @darcy-hitchcock.bsky.social · 23h

Otter to the rescue

Splash, the otter, has been trained to find bodies in the water. Unlike search dogs, which lose the scent once they reach the waters edge, otters can taste scents under water. Otters are mammals that clearly don’t breathe underwater, but they do taste. To hone his searching…

Otter to the rescue

Splash, the otter, has been trained to find bodies in the water. Unlike search dogs, which lose the scent once they reach the waters edge, otters can taste scents under water. Otters are mammals that clearly don’t breathe underwater, but they do taste. To hone his searching abilities, Hadsell and colleagues fill three child swimming pools with water, then hide human scent samples in one of them.

darcyhitchcock.wordpress.com

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Cynthia Baker @cynthiathebaker.bsky.social · 20h

This otter wants to help you relax.

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Maru 🐭 @hidzumaru.bsky.social · 19h

Otter girl uwu
#furry #digitalart #ottergirl #furryart

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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 16h

American River otter brothers River, Wilford, and Mayhem will be moved back to their old habitat for a month. The caulk in the bottom of their lovely new enclosure's pool needs to be replaced and protected from further inquisitive destruction.

[via Columbus Zoo]