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@dellwayft.bsky.social
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The stoat known as Dellway and/or Flakkari Tobin. Stoat-souled stoat-poster, RL asexual. Original Perth fursuiter, cancer survivor, MND warrior, lefty scumbag, full time fuzzball of confusion & weird little outlier who strayed on through. He/him/it, θΔ. 🔞
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anteater7474.bsky.social
Stoat

#wildlife #stoat #nature #wildlifephotography #uk #animal #mamals #britishcountryside #woodland #nikon #cute #fyp
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kenshikitsune.bsky.social
Looks like Tina is playing hide and seek blending herself into the snow. While Milo is trying to look for her. Looks like his sister is camouflaged!
#TinaMilo #TinaandMilo #olympicmascots #MilanoCortina2026 #stoat
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gramstoat.bsky.social
Blehhh! I’ve come to drink your blood

(Please don’t get the spray me with garlic water I’m not really a vampire)
A white anthropomorphic stoat dressed in a long black cape with red lining. He stands on a stone staircase as fog pours around his ankles. In his mouth, his tongue plays with one of his unnaturally long fangs.
It is very scary. Spooky, even.
dellwayft.bsky.social
*pats his belly and what's left of the five people who were mean & cruel to ordinary stoats* #BigStoatMeansBigAppetite #vore #stoatAD
pulsesystem.darkfore.st
Severe lack of ermine vore as a pred which makes me think either the furry community genuinely thinks that small=prey animal when these twelve inches of condensed bastards are obligate carnivores, or us stoats just have a thing for humiliation and power bottoming
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rewhan.bsky.social
Oh, okay, clearly God didn't feel I was angry ENOUGH yet-
Headline: Government shutdown threatens survival of North America's rarest animals. A photograph of a black-footed ferret is attached.
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alixwzl.bsky.social
INQUISITIVE DESTRUCTION

*weasel intensifies*
kk-maker.bsky.social
American River otter brothers River, Wilford, and Mayhem will be moved back to their old habitat for a month. The caulk in the bottom of their lovely new enclosure's pool needs to be replaced and protected from further inquisitive destruction.

[via Columbus Zoo]
Pair of otters paused in frolicking on the grass to stare at the viewer. They look devilish. An otter swimming in a tank, twisting and steepling their mischievous little hands together under their nose, as if they are smug over yet- to-be-discovered crimes.
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jimdrumheller.bsky.social
She is such a bossy #ferret AND she's so damn cute.
(those little round ears😻)

Good morning BlueSky! ☀️
Don't forget to stand up for what is right today.💙
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unburntwitch.com
God what I would give to sleep as hard as these little guys
An incredibly asleep ferret. A true honk shoo ass baby
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aibast.bsky.social
three sleepyheads #ferret
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ferretjelly.bsky.social
Everybody needs a bosom or a lap for a pillow
Brown ferret lying on his back asleep. His head is resting on the crotch of a cream ferret, a foot to either side of his head
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devilkid.bsky.social
Who doesn't love a silly ferret?
#devsart #myart #kcd2adder
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papercrease.bsky.social
Tellus meet Tellus.
Fanart of https://firfireweed.itch.io/cantata
#art #sketch #Interactivefiction #Itchio #Twinegame #Fanart #Ferret
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doodlejuni.art
Trying out some body positivity with a new sona ^w^

He doesn't have a name just yet, but he is a chocolate ferret!
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cynthiathebaker.bsky.social
This otter wants to help you relax.
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hidzumaru.bsky.social
Otter girl uwu
#furry #digitalart #ottergirl #furryart
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kk-maker.bsky.social
American River otter brothers River, Wilford, and Mayhem will be moved back to their old habitat for a month. The caulk in the bottom of their lovely new enclosure's pool needs to be replaced and protected from further inquisitive destruction.

[via Columbus Zoo]
Pair of otters paused in frolicking on the grass to stare at the viewer. They look devilish. An otter swimming in a tank, twisting and steepling their mischievous little hands together under their nose, as if they are smug over yet- to-be-discovered crimes.
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juliagriffinart.com
I’ll be in the weekend showcase, come say hi!
Illustration of happy otter leaping out of a river, holding a blue orb. Text says “IX art show, October 22-26, Reading PA”
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dapperdondharshi.bsky.social
Otter core: the most wholesome thing you will see today ❤️❤️
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cedarott.bsky.social
#Ottober Day 9!

Just a simple mawshot this time around, nothin fancy :3

#vore #mawshot #ottober #furry #maw #otter
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nicosketchies.bsky.social
MUHAHA I finally got around to cleaning up my UT remembrance icon... behold the marten 🤲
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lirg.bsky.social
Just the fact the guy was named ferret in French, naming the piece weasel while drawing a beech marten. This is all kinds of mustelids there
gr8flbluejay.bsky.social
François Furet, Swiss (1842-1919), Weasel on Watch, 1890, oil on canvas, 72 x 52 1/4 in, National Museum of Wildlife Art, Jackson, Wyoming, USA
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zooman.bsky.social
夜の睡眠時間は 断続的に約5時間
でも 昼食後や会議の際のうたた寝などを加えると 7時間近くになるかも😆
今宵はこの曲で 気にしない おやすみなさい💤
"Walk on By"
by Dionne Warwick
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsGs...
#ニホンアナグマ #ズーラシア #badger #ZOORASIA
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rosetti.bsky.social
Gwynt, badger paladin