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Retroactive scissoring all the way too. Chicago will be so realistic.
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Retroactive scissoring all the way too. Chicago will be so realistic.
Who doesn’t love hearing from Alan “those little girls never jacked ME off” Dershowitz?
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Who doesn’t love hearing from Alan “those little girls never jacked ME off” Dershowitz?
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A tenured sex demon is called a syllabus.
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
A tenured sex demon is called a syllabus.
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So, is a short sex demon a minibus?
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
So, is a short sex demon a minibus?
The Ukrainian delegation should always immediately counter with “ok, and we get Ohio because there are a whole bunch of Ukrainian speakers”
October 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The Ukrainian delegation should always immediately counter with “ok, and we get Ohio because there are a whole bunch of Ukrainian speakers”
Sweet, sweet Gloria Estefan will get us all…
October 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Sweet, sweet Gloria Estefan will get us all…
His Mr Clean costume worked out really well though
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
His Mr Clean costume worked out really well though
Just like last time! And the time before that! And all the wonderful sit downs and cake parties where everyone holds hands and blows kisses and soothes each others’ booboos!
October 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Just like last time! And the time before that! And all the wonderful sit downs and cake parties where everyone holds hands and blows kisses and soothes each others’ booboos!
They certainly like their SS’s
September 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
They certainly like their SS’s
