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Bruce Wayne has been implicated in the Epstein Files.
His official response: “you guys don’t understand. I’m BATMAN. I’ve been taking them down from the inside the whole time!!!”
Likely story. Now we know where he got Robin. SMH
His official response: “you guys don’t understand. I’m BATMAN. I’ve been taking them down from the inside the whole time!!!”
Likely story. Now we know where he got Robin. SMH
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Bruce Wayne has been implicated in the Epstein Files.
His official response: “you guys don’t understand. I’m BATMAN. I’ve been taking them down from the inside the whole time!!!”
Likely story. Now we know where he got Robin. SMH
His official response: “you guys don’t understand. I’m BATMAN. I’ve been taking them down from the inside the whole time!!!”
Likely story. Now we know where he got Robin. SMH
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Sooooo glad AEW are the ones that got the DC comics crossovers. Little kids need heroes.
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Sooooo glad AEW are the ones that got the DC comics crossovers. Little kids need heroes.
Mullin is a wannabe plumber too. Hands smell like shit and he doesn’t even own any tools.
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Mullin is a wannabe plumber too. Hands smell like shit and he doesn’t even own any tools.
You guys ever wonder if Destiny’s Child ever found a dude that could pay their automo-bills?
January 29, 2026 at 1:36 AM
You guys ever wonder if Destiny’s Child ever found a dude that could pay their automo-bills?
The dreaded coffee maker!!!
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 PM
The dreaded coffee maker!!!
A lot of people who wouldn’t mask up during covid because “yew cane’t tell me wut to do” sure are excited to shoot people for not doing what they’re told. While now wearing masks.
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
A lot of people who wouldn’t mask up during covid because “yew cane’t tell me wut to do” sure are excited to shoot people for not doing what they’re told. While now wearing masks.
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Whether it's conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head or Honda-driving women making conservative men with guns feel scared, both sides share blame for conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head.
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Whether it's conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head or Honda-driving women making conservative men with guns feel scared, both sides share blame for conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head.
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
A woman once dressed me up in her love on a Detroit street corner. From my head down to my toes!
January 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
A woman once dressed me up in her love on a Detroit street corner. From my head down to my toes!
Retroactive scissoring all the way too. Chicago will be so realistic.
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Retroactive scissoring all the way too. Chicago will be so realistic.
If Mr Clarke dies, we riot.
December 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If Mr Clarke dies, we riot.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Tiny if literal:
Itty bitty pretty one
Itty bitty pretty one
tiny if literal:
a raspberry beret
a raspberry beret
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Tiny if literal:
Itty bitty pretty one
Itty bitty pretty one
I named my fists Kid and Gangbang because I’m gonna give IT to ya
I named my fists Sound and Fury because they're about to yok ya patawph up
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I named my fists Kid and Gangbang because I’m gonna give IT to ya
Who doesn’t love hearing from Alan “those little girls never jacked ME off” Dershowitz?
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Who doesn’t love hearing from Alan “those little girls never jacked ME off” Dershowitz?
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A tenured sex demon is called a syllabus.
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
A tenured sex demon is called a syllabus.
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So, is a short sex demon a minibus?
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
So, is a short sex demon a minibus?
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A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
The Ukrainian delegation should always immediately counter with “ok, and we get Ohio because there are a whole bunch of Ukrainian speakers”
October 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The Ukrainian delegation should always immediately counter with “ok, and we get Ohio because there are a whole bunch of Ukrainian speakers”
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Please kickstart my Sleeping Beauty reboot in which she presses charges against the prince who kissed her as she slept called "Woke Beauty".
October 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Please kickstart my Sleeping Beauty reboot in which she presses charges against the prince who kissed her as she slept called "Woke Beauty".
Sweet, sweet Gloria Estefan will get us all…
October 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Sweet, sweet Gloria Estefan will get us all…