seth
@demonfloss.bsky.social
having enrichment time in my enclosure
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it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”
March 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”
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Elons trying to be a jack of all trades by being henry ford AND hitler
March 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Elons trying to be a jack of all trades by being henry ford AND hitler
annoying how i my old twitter die when it deactivated because i don’t remember anyone’s usernames. gotta hunt and gather
March 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
annoying how i my old twitter die when it deactivated because i don’t remember anyone’s usernames. gotta hunt and gather
got joint issues and almost dislocated my right knee climbing over my sleeping girlfriend to give my cat his insulin injection on time. i was like “ahhh! ahhhh!” and she fumbled out of her cpap mask to give me room to get things back in order. growing old together ♥️
March 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
got joint issues and almost dislocated my right knee climbing over my sleeping girlfriend to give my cat his insulin injection on time. i was like “ahhh! ahhhh!” and she fumbled out of her cpap mask to give me room to get things back in order. growing old together ♥️
typing on the internet is fun. heheh.
February 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
typing on the internet is fun. heheh.
my cats name is Gwenevere and there is a new forbidden tomcat on the block who she saw out the window, she had her nose pressed against the glass breathing HARD. Lancelot has made his entrance
February 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
my cats name is Gwenevere and there is a new forbidden tomcat on the block who she saw out the window, she had her nose pressed against the glass breathing HARD. Lancelot has made his entrance
searching up “JD vance car accident” to no avail nor comfort this morning :(
February 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
searching up “JD vance car accident” to no avail nor comfort this morning :(
why are half of all the DMV employees assigned there on their first day on earth ? said “can i have my lifetime driving record please” and she was like “huh?? what do you want???” and the rest have been stuck in samsara so long they knew coal back when it was trees
February 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
why are half of all the DMV employees assigned there on their first day on earth ? said “can i have my lifetime driving record please” and she was like “huh?? what do you want???” and the rest have been stuck in samsara so long they knew coal back when it was trees
last night i had an ether frolic with my friends, accidentally stabbed my wall with a sword, and now i’ve got a big bruise and cut from banging my shin on the coffee table. invigorating!
February 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
last night i had an ether frolic with my friends, accidentally stabbed my wall with a sword, and now i’ve got a big bruise and cut from banging my shin on the coffee table. invigorating!
decided to start posting again. twitter kinda destroyed my brain, but i’ve lost a lot of grey matter in my brain from taking prednisone for a year, so it could have been that. either way, this could be fun!
February 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
decided to start posting again. twitter kinda destroyed my brain, but i’ve lost a lot of grey matter in my brain from taking prednisone for a year, so it could have been that. either way, this could be fun!
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did you know this guy's real name is Alfred? Apparently I never applied that to memory. I just figured his birth certificate said first name Tower, last name Knight.
February 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
did you know this guy's real name is Alfred? Apparently I never applied that to memory. I just figured his birth certificate said first name Tower, last name Knight.
in my last apartment, there was a mouse hole in the wall in the kitchen, and my landlords’s goons handled the situation by placing a small cutting board over the hole, then painting over it. got a kitten, within two weeks she clawed that shit off and killed me a few mice and i never saw another one
February 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
in my last apartment, there was a mouse hole in the wall in the kitchen, and my landlords’s goons handled the situation by placing a small cutting board over the hole, then painting over it. got a kitten, within two weeks she clawed that shit off and killed me a few mice and i never saw another one
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you can actually give yourself a kidney stone by drinking too much gatorade for like 6 months
November 16, 2024 at 3:37 PM
you can actually give yourself a kidney stone by drinking too much gatorade for like 6 months
up polishing my gourd
November 16, 2024 at 3:34 PM
up polishing my gourd
taking kratom extract shots out of my tennessee shot glass because im addicted to kratom and im from tennessee 💯💯💯💯
August 2, 2023 at 11:48 PM
taking kratom extract shots out of my tennessee shot glass because im addicted to kratom and im from tennessee 💯💯💯💯
if i was an executioner i would do a good job but id cry every time💔
August 2, 2023 at 11:36 PM
if i was an executioner i would do a good job but id cry every time💔
my gf forgot to bring over my koi-patterned Baggu bag agaaainnnn and this is why the government needs to pay for us moving in together
July 27, 2023 at 5:26 PM
my gf forgot to bring over my koi-patterned Baggu bag agaaainnnn and this is why the government needs to pay for us moving in together
me ane bqby went as Barbie and goth Barbie to a drive-in Barbie showing
July 27, 2023 at 5:22 PM
me ane bqby went as Barbie and goth Barbie to a drive-in Barbie showing
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how do i tell my psychiatrist i need more anxiety meds so i can hit my vape constantly ?
July 24, 2023 at 8:03 PM
how do i tell my psychiatrist i need more anxiety meds so i can hit my vape constantly ?
found an oxy on the floor. things are really looking up
July 24, 2023 at 8:01 PM
found an oxy on the floor. things are really looking up
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this world is hostile to warrior-poets like myself. that’s where the warrior part comes in. the poetry is for after
June 7, 2023 at 6:58 PM
this world is hostile to warrior-poets like myself. that’s where the warrior part comes in. the poetry is for after
my landlord texted me a happy 4th of july ecard
July 5, 2023 at 2:41 AM
my landlord texted me a happy 4th of july ecard
take advantage of what life hands u. make lemonade. abuse yourr prescription medication
July 4, 2023 at 3:44 PM
take advantage of what life hands u. make lemonade. abuse yourr prescription medication