@deneen.bsky.social
I love how raisins have become the culinary "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" of whiteness.
January 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I love how raisins have become the culinary "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" of whiteness.
(Apologies to ZZ Top.)
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
(Apologies to ZZ Top.)
Toutes les filles raffolent d'un homme bien habillé !
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Toutes les filles raffolent d'un homme bien habillé !
This. "I've added more to it than any other president, ever! It should be named after me!"
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This. "I've added more to it than any other president, ever! It should be named after me!"
How many times a day do you ask yourself if your life is real or just a fever dream?
(Wait, you're a poet. Probably many even before the Solange thing.)
(Wait, you're a poet. Probably many even before the Solange thing.)
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How many times a day do you ask yourself if your life is real or just a fever dream?
(Wait, you're a poet. Probably many even before the Solange thing.)
(Wait, you're a poet. Probably many even before the Solange thing.)
No as big as that little bitch Elmo.
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
No as big as that little bitch Elmo.
I thought you were my SIL for a moment, but no. Different cat.
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I thought you were my SIL for a moment, but no. Different cat.
And now, we wait!
Pass me a bran muffin, will ya?
Pass me a bran muffin, will ya?
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
And now, we wait!
Pass me a bran muffin, will ya?
Pass me a bran muffin, will ya?
(Preparing for thanksgiving dinner like)
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
(Preparing for thanksgiving dinner like)
Should you find yourselves in Fort Collins any time, check out Explorado. Fully celiac safe bakery/coffee shop.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Should you find yourselves in Fort Collins any time, check out Explorado. Fully celiac safe bakery/coffee shop.
Is that 4 minutes more than most guys or 4 minutes less?
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Is that 4 minutes more than most guys or 4 minutes less?
First followup question: How many pigs did you buy?
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First followup question: How many pigs did you buy?
Etsy Witches take the wheel
October 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Etsy Witches take the wheel
Based on the zero recs so far, I'm hesitant to suggest, but Mouli Rouge!?
I'm not a musicals fan, but that one spoke to me.
I'm not a musicals fan, but that one spoke to me.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Based on the zero recs so far, I'm hesitant to suggest, but Mouli Rouge!?
I'm not a musicals fan, but that one spoke to me.
I'm not a musicals fan, but that one spoke to me.
She died as she lived: pooping.
October 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
She died as she lived: pooping.
Drag name for a nun-themed muscle mommy.
September 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Drag name for a nun-themed muscle mommy.
This is not a shock. I've seen your burritos.
September 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is not a shock. I've seen your burritos.
It's he the dementor or the dementee? I'm 50/50 here.
September 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It's he the dementor or the dementee? I'm 50/50 here.
I had to explain Malort to my non-drinking girlfriend as "If you made Jaegermeister from the juice at the bottom of the compost bin."
September 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I had to explain Malort to my non-drinking girlfriend as "If you made Jaegermeister from the juice at the bottom of the compost bin."
I want to see all those "Give a victorian child one sip of baha blast mountain dew" accounts eat this.
September 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I want to see all those "Give a victorian child one sip of baha blast mountain dew" accounts eat this.
As a huge Bob's and Futurama fan, I will seek out Brickleberry with haste and enthusiasm.
August 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
As a huge Bob's and Futurama fan, I will seek out Brickleberry with haste and enthusiasm.
I would have guessed that he unhinged his jaw and swallowed them whole.
July 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I would have guessed that he unhinged his jaw and swallowed them whole.