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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 4d

First followup question: How many pigs did you buy?

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 17d

Etsy Witches take the wheel

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 18d

Based on the zero recs so far, I'm hesitant to suggest, but Mouli Rouge!?

I'm not a musicals fan, but that one spoke to me.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Oct 1

She died as she lived: pooping.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Sep 29

Drag name for a nun-themed muscle mommy.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Sep 23

This is not a shock. I've seen your burritos.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Sep 4

It's he the dementor or the dementee? I'm 50/50 here.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Sep 3

I had to explain Malort to my non-drinking girlfriend as "If you made Jaegermeister from the juice at the bottom of the compost bin."

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Sep 3

I want to see all those "Give a victorian child one sip of baha blast mountain dew" accounts eat this.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Aug 7

Yep.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Aug 7

As a huge Bob's and Futurama fan, I will seek out Brickleberry with haste and enthusiasm.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jul 17

I would have guessed that he unhinged his jaw and swallowed them whole.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jul 12

See also: ticks.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jul 11

@annaleen.bsky.social spotting!

Bookstore On The Square in Fort Collins Colorado!

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jul 8

That's every hearse unless you are A COWARD.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jun 25

Clearly in the pocket of Big Polite, possibly Big Considerate.

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jun 9

He said, to his 323.7k followers...

🤪

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jun 7

Wolverine's doctor in the next exam room, in tears:

"I just don't know!"

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jun 7

*Doctor sitting next to a pile of fucked up scaples*

"The fuck?"

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jun 5

MAGA right now:

a man is sitting at a table with his head in his hands and covering his ears .

Alt: James Dean in Rebel Without A Cause.

media.tenor.com

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jun 5

It was such a subversively witty comedy. Also it had writing like this: “I broke up with Buckley seconds before the explosion and I never looked back. That's why I still have my eyebrows.”

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · May 24

Explaining private equity to a non-American: so you’ve heard of pancreatic cancer, yes?

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jun 3

Chuck, I am in no way your demographic, but I am so happy you're our there doing what you do...

deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · Jun 3

Every George crazy 'bout a sharp dressed Brad!🎶