drew
@dogballs.info
writer. used to be on twitter. ready to have a baby
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drew
@dogballs.info
· Aug 30
I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY
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You never see these freaks happy. There is a sort of libidinal joy they perform, mostly for each other, but it comes only from of the immiseration of their enemies. No victory brings relief, just a temporary reprieve of grievance. I do not believe the machinery which drives us and them are the same.
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
You never see these freaks happy. There is a sort of libidinal joy they perform, mostly for each other, but it comes only from of the immiseration of their enemies. No victory brings relief, just a temporary reprieve of grievance. I do not believe the machinery which drives us and them are the same.
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I’m just gonna say it: too many people getting murdered lately
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m just gonna say it: too many people getting murdered lately
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they're all friends playing a little game while we get shot in the streets
Hours ago:
January 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
they're all friends playing a little game while we get shot in the streets
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The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
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I don't believe that they were ALL of them deceived. Surely at least one mortal man felt Sauron trying to rule him and was like, heyyy.
October 19, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I don't believe that they were ALL of them deceived. Surely at least one mortal man felt Sauron trying to rule him and was like, heyyy.
Why is anyone taking anything anyone says in good faith these people are simply making the noises that get them the things they want
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Why is anyone taking anything anyone says in good faith these people are simply making the noises that get them the things they want
LLMs are more of a condemnation of what people think talking is
January 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
LLMs are more of a condemnation of what people think talking is
We gotta stop conflating someone explaining the thing with someone defending the thing
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
We gotta stop conflating someone explaining the thing with someone defending the thing
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they are putting big boobs on everything to keep you alone and horny and jacking off all the time so you don't notice the natural beauty of the world and jack off to that
January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
they are putting big boobs on everything to keep you alone and horny and jacking off all the time so you don't notice the natural beauty of the world and jack off to that
My haters clown on me. Absolutely comboing my shit, riffing on my hampered ass. Clearly this points to a wider conspiracy
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 AM
My haters clown on me. Absolutely comboing my shit, riffing on my hampered ass. Clearly this points to a wider conspiracy
When unc claws through the eldritch membrane 🫦🫦😬
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
When unc claws through the eldritch membrane 🫦🫦😬
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grok, i need you to put this pillar of salt in a bikini
Twitter is actually doing all that sodom and gomorrah stuff from the bible like 1:1 its impressive
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
grok, i need you to put this pillar of salt in a bikini
Check out my new movie “Malevolent Cosmic Slime Mold” wherein a family adopts the Malevolent Cosmic Slime Mold and everyone is like “isn’t it dangerous to have that in your house” and they’re like “nah we trained him he loves people” and then things take a turn
January 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Check out my new movie “Malevolent Cosmic Slime Mold” wherein a family adopts the Malevolent Cosmic Slime Mold and everyone is like “isn’t it dangerous to have that in your house” and they’re like “nah we trained him he loves people” and then things take a turn
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PAULIE: Oh! Ya not gonna take ya katana an' wakizashi off befowah sittin at da Daimyo's table?
CHRISTOPHER: A samurai's blades nevah leave his side, Paulie
TONY: Ya got dat right. Da sword is da soul
SILVIO: When he's right, he's right
PAULIE(looking murderously at Christopher): You said it, T
CHRISTOPHER: A samurai's blades nevah leave his side, Paulie
TONY: Ya got dat right. Da sword is da soul
SILVIO: When he's right, he's right
PAULIE(looking murderously at Christopher): You said it, T
July 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
PAULIE: Oh! Ya not gonna take ya katana an' wakizashi off befowah sittin at da Daimyo's table?
CHRISTOPHER: A samurai's blades nevah leave his side, Paulie
TONY: Ya got dat right. Da sword is da soul
SILVIO: When he's right, he's right
PAULIE(looking murderously at Christopher): You said it, T
CHRISTOPHER: A samurai's blades nevah leave his side, Paulie
TONY: Ya got dat right. Da sword is da soul
SILVIO: When he's right, he's right
PAULIE(looking murderously at Christopher): You said it, T
Twitter is actually doing all that sodom and gomorrah stuff from the bible like 1:1 its impressive
January 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Twitter is actually doing all that sodom and gomorrah stuff from the bible like 1:1 its impressive
Your post about “soft dick diarrhea boy” is obviously about me even though you havent mentioned my name or encountered me across any medium
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Your post about “soft dick diarrhea boy” is obviously about me even though you havent mentioned my name or encountered me across any medium
When nephew rolls up with the wretched and bewitched curios
January 4, 2026 at 9:28 AM
When nephew rolls up with the wretched and bewitched curios
I’ll take you to my bachelor pad
I’ll let you meet my mom and dad
I’ll let you meet my mom and dad
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I’ll take you to my bachelor pad
I’ll let you meet my mom and dad
I’ll let you meet my mom and dad
Chance The Rapper deserves more
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Chance The Rapper deserves more
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Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
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"And I never say no"
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"And I never say no"
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
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beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
"In order to reform-" let me stop you right there. My political beliefs begin with fire and end with ashes
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"In order to reform-" let me stop you right there. My political beliefs begin with fire and end with ashes
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excited to find out what dumb ass scam is going to be The Most Important Technology of All Time after AI stuff stops paying out
October 25, 2023 at 2:08 AM
excited to find out what dumb ass scam is going to be The Most Important Technology of All Time after AI stuff stops paying out