Depeche Median
@depechemedian.bsky.social
exhausted political scientist in a red state, avid cat collector, friend to dogs everywhere, antifascist, lapsed midwesterner and cold weather aficionado, adequate learned league player, currently obsessed with the Big Bear eagle family
Your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee, that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
Put me on a slow movin' parliamentary hackin' bandwagon
You will put me little ass in the grave
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee, that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
Put me on a slow movin' parliamentary hackin' bandwagon
You will put me little ass in the grave
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee, that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
Put me on a slow movin' parliamentary hackin' bandwagon
You will put me little ass in the grave
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee, that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
Put me on a slow movin' parliamentary hackin' bandwagon
You will put me little ass in the grave
also not a real cousin
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
also not a real cousin
Ooh, I have one of those. He managed this piece of art last week. That’s a cat window perch he’s sleeping on.
October 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ooh, I have one of those. He managed this piece of art last week. That’s a cat window perch he’s sleeping on.
toppling an empire
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
toppling an empire
time for my annual one of these
September 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
time for my annual one of these
oh my god FUCK OFF ALREADY
September 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
oh my god FUCK OFF ALREADY
Impressive ear placement here.
(He has four cat siblings so he doesn’t understand that the window bed isn’t for him.)
(He has four cat siblings so he doesn’t understand that the window bed isn’t for him.)
August 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Impressive ear placement here.
(He has four cat siblings so he doesn’t understand that the window bed isn’t for him.)
(He has four cat siblings so he doesn’t understand that the window bed isn’t for him.)
I thought of this scene today as I put a $10 pound of ground beef into my cart.
August 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I thought of this scene today as I put a $10 pound of ground beef into my cart.
We had an amazing view in coastal Georgia!
July 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
We had an amazing view in coastal Georgia!
Nice Starlink launch this morning.
July 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Nice Starlink launch this morning.
Gosh, what could it possibly be? What a mystery.
July 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Gosh, what could it possibly be? What a mystery.
I have a PhD in political science, so I can confidently say, in the parlance of our discipline, that this guy is a ding-dong.
July 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I have a PhD in political science, so I can confidently say, in the parlance of our discipline, that this guy is a ding-dong.
Instead they recreated the sad fan meme.
June 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Instead they recreated the sad fan meme.
Google maps widget is going through some things right now
June 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Google maps widget is going through some things right now
When I logged in to my college's portal today I saw this. Absolute bullshit. And one of our administrators has a side gig helping people maximize their use of AI.
We're so fucked.
We're so fucked.
June 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When I logged in to my college's portal today I saw this. Absolute bullshit. And one of our administrators has a side gig helping people maximize their use of AI.
We're so fucked.
We're so fucked.
it’s not really necessary to call me names but okay
June 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
it’s not really necessary to call me names but okay
went to ihop by myself. restaurant was empty, and you can see why
May 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
went to ihop by myself. restaurant was empty, and you can see why
The Blue Angels are flying over our house today! Local air show this weekend. I can’t believe I’m this lucky.
May 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Blue Angels are flying over our house today! Local air show this weekend. I can’t believe I’m this lucky.
student: thank you so much for the study guides! they're really helpful!
me: *pleased that my effort has been worth it*
student: yeah, I just put it into quizlet and had it make a practice test!
me:
me: *pleased that my effort has been worth it*
student: yeah, I just put it into quizlet and had it make a practice test!
me:
May 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
student: thank you so much for the study guides! they're really helpful!
me: *pleased that my effort has been worth it*
student: yeah, I just put it into quizlet and had it make a practice test!
me:
me: *pleased that my effort has been worth it*
student: yeah, I just put it into quizlet and had it make a practice test!
me:
