The downside of the "Space Wizard" gig is the entourage. I’m just trying to manage and suddenly my living room is occupied by a twelve-foot obsidian reaper and a fifteen-foot brute with a flaming staff. Seraphina is easier; she just floats there with a a cosmic stare. They are hell on the upholstery

We let pop culture ruin the word. "Wizard" didn't start with pointy hats; it started with the Middle English "wys" (wise). It was a job title for the philosopher who knew how the universe worked. My next book, "Space Wizard," is an attempt to take the title back.
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Laying here patting Ajax. Is it the chronic pain or the weight of infinite probability pressing down? If you are awake too, staring into the void, remember: You are the just the universe experiencing itself having a bad night's sleep. We endure.
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Time to beat "Mr Chad, Number 1 Hatman 17 centuries in a row."