Seriously, honey, next time spend the money for a Groupon-level cosmetic surgeon.

Seriously, dude? Fat Boy loves coal!

On a list of his apologies, white would be pretty near the bottom.

Maybe Satan needs to clip his fingernails.

and Melania

Yeah, kid looks like his father, only legitimately tall. Can't see Melania blowing a green card and citizenship when all she had to do was Lie Back and Think of America a few times.

And no, your grocery prices haven't gone done either. Go back to sleep with that nice dream.

Oh, we understand alright.

For those interested, I think we've located RFK jr's bear carcass.

Obviously the housing cost won't go down until Fat Boy deports all the illegal aliens who are taking minimum wage jobs away from AMERICANS who don't want them. And I feel that if they're able to afford a downpayment & mtge on minimum wage, they should be teaching economics.

Tour de force and Mike Johnson have no place in the same sentence. no matter how giddy his wife gets about him

Love to see Fat Boy being told he can’t have more than one Sharpie.

Are those people behind him high? They laugh and nod no matter what insane comments Fat Boy makes.

He's plotting in his sleep. And according to SNL, it's something to do with his new BFF Mamdani.

He buys farm equipment?

Only if the Thanksgiving turkey was cooked by radiation.

That's Southern Illinois University, where my daughter is a student. Odd that neither of us had heard this before and not really happy with it being broadcast like this; as a university town, it's much more liberal than much of southern Illinois. It's pitting politics against economic reality.