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Love squirrels, dogs & cats; family, sometimes. people ... meh. Glad I live in blue state with water and ground that behaves. Encounter folks who don’t read or believe anything but certain podcasts but they’re sure they’re gonna get cheap eggs real soon
And hour and a half on the phone with Trump would almost makes me feel sorry for Putin.
Putin just attacked and murdered civilians on a train.
Yet Trump is mad Ukraine hit military planes
Yet Trump is mad Ukraine hit military planes
January 29, 2026 at 2:51 AM
And hour and a half on the phone with Trump would almost makes me feel sorry for Putin.
As far as I can tell, Noem planned to milk her gig through the Milan Olympics, enjoying a few weeks of playday vacay on the public dime. She and the Temu boytoy (ick) will be gone soon - she committed the double sin of making Daddy look bad and not being as blonde as Ivanka.
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
As far as I can tell, Noem planned to milk her gig through the Milan Olympics, enjoying a few weeks of playday vacay on the public dime. She and the Temu boytoy (ick) will be gone soon - she committed the double sin of making Daddy look bad and not being as blonde as Ivanka.
Put her up for a Lifetime Achievement at the AVN awards.
We got to go through that whole Nobel Prize shit again when Melania doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar.
January 27, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Put her up for a Lifetime Achievement at the AVN awards.
My memory would involve a post hole digger and a contractor-size hefty bag plopped next to his first wife.
As much as I would like to hear the good news, I shudder to think of the tacky funeral he has envisioned for himself…
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
My memory would involve a post hole digger and a contractor-size hefty bag plopped next to his first wife.
Universal health care which includes vision & dental, free tuition (which can include a monthly living stipend) and all California has to do is accept the "burden" of Danish citizenship & EU inclusion. Tax monies that currently flow to red states stop. down side?
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Universal health care which includes vision & dental, free tuition (which can include a monthly living stipend) and all California has to do is accept the "burden" of Danish citizenship & EU inclusion. Tax monies that currently flow to red states stop. down side?
And we're supposed to believe fat boy understands metes, bounds & angles? And just like every other tariff threat, this one will escalate to a zillion percent, disappear, then reappear at a significantly lower rate within two weeks.
Only the Supreme Court or Republicans in Congress can stop this insanity right now. Which pretty much means we’re fucked.
January 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
And we're supposed to believe fat boy understands metes, bounds & angles? And just like every other tariff threat, this one will escalate to a zillion percent, disappear, then reappear at a significantly lower rate within two weeks.
I hope my $2k tariff check comes soon because I just got my gas bill: $299! The price per therm is 66% higher than a year ago. Thanks, fat boy!
January 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I hope my $2k tariff check comes soon because I just got my gas bill: $299! The price per therm is 66% higher than a year ago. Thanks, fat boy!
You do realize he’d mention the other types of dangerous criminals if he had a larger vocabulary.
Zero accountability. Zero remorse. Just a disgusting rant doubling down on defending ICE after an agent killed a mom in cold blood.
ICE did not make Chicago safer.
It is not making Minnesota safer.
ICE did not make Chicago safer.
It is not making Minnesota safer.
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
You do realize he’d mention the other types of dangerous criminals if he had a larger vocabulary.
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January 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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It's no wonder Fat Boy can't so much as parse a sentence - his brain is completely filled with Joe Biden living rent-free.
"Calling for" makes it a law.
What a monumental idiot.
What a monumental idiot.
January 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
It's no wonder Fat Boy can't so much as parse a sentence - his brain is completely filled with Joe Biden living rent-free.
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January 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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I hope my 2026 bingo card has "uses Venezuelan oil profits from illegal invasion to fund expired ACA subsidies"
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I hope my 2026 bingo card has "uses Venezuelan oil profits from illegal invasion to fund expired ACA subsidies"
And Cuba will be next because those pristine beaches so close to Florida are screaming for a Trump-branded resort and casino.
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
And Cuba will be next because those pristine beaches so close to Florida are screaming for a Trump-branded resort and casino.
Fat boy is planning a safe haven for all his sycophants after midterms. Pick a place with oil and no formal extradition treaty with the us. Release the Epstein files.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Fat boy is planning a safe haven for all his sycophants after midterms. Pick a place with oil and no formal extradition treaty with the us. Release the Epstein files.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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I hope Stephen Miller sees current pix of Rudy Giuliani and realizes that's what he can look forward to ... which would explain so much.
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I hope Stephen Miller sees current pix of Rudy Giuliani and realizes that's what he can look forward to ... which would explain so much.
Well, yeah, she's majorly stupid, but that belief would be on a whole new cosmic level.
Lauren Boebert just reacted to Trump blocking clean water for her district after she voted to release the Epstein Files:
“I hope this veto has nothing to do with retaliation for calling out corruption…
I thought Trump’s campaign was about lowering costs and cutting red tape.”
“I hope this veto has nothing to do with retaliation for calling out corruption…
I thought Trump’s campaign was about lowering costs and cutting red tape.”
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Well, yeah, she's majorly stupid, but that belief would be on a whole new cosmic level.
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new Walgreens code for free 8x10 - deranged.me
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December 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Another code for a freebie, so print out a Christmas photo for extended family. deranged.me/new-walgreen...
Not a girly girl, but that Bum Bum dupe is incredible! Pita grabbed these Super Chews & they scanned (taught her well) at $18.50 on Amazon. Love Dollar Tree. deranged.me/dollar-tree-...
Dollar Tree: dupes & even more - deranged.me
Stopped by Dollar Tree for staples like nail polish remover and generic neosporin. Found jars of dupe Bum Bum cream which I wasn’t too sure about and couldn’t sniff because it was sealed. Shocked at h...
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December 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Not a girly girl, but that Bum Bum dupe is incredible! Pita grabbed these Super Chews & they scanned (taught her well) at $18.50 on Amazon. Love Dollar Tree. deranged.me/dollar-tree-...
What I can't understand is why the WH and Mar-a-Lago elites - who supposedly have more money than God - look like they couldn't be bothered to pay for a Groupon cosmetic surgeon.
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
What I can't understand is why the WH and Mar-a-Lago elites - who supposedly have more money than God - look like they couldn't be bothered to pay for a Groupon cosmetic surgeon.
I know this is a parody riff on Coolidge's Brown & Bigelow series, but I've never claimed high-brow art appreciation. deranged.me/new-8x10-fre...
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December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I know this is a parody riff on Coolidge's Brown & Bigelow series, but I've never claimed high-brow art appreciation. deranged.me/new-8x10-fre...
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New 8x10 freebie at Walgreens - deranged.me
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December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Some of these coupons have expiration dates shorter than clearance dairy! I only get Sunday papers for comics & advice columns now. deranged.me/one-save-ins...
One Save Insert 12/7/25 - deranged.me
One Save insert in this week’s paper (12/7) and a rather small one at that. Not all papers carry the same coupons or values, so this national list might show coupons not found in the Chicago Tribune....
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December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Some of these coupons have expiration dates shorter than clearance dairy! I only get Sunday papers for comics & advice columns now. deranged.me/one-save-ins...