“Cops getting treated like they treat citizens” maybe being the thing that breaks this sure is something

to any politicians out there: the only metric by which i am deciding my votes in any future Democratic primary is how far they're willing to go in punishing this administration and i am far from the only one

weary sigh as i reset my ‘days since thinking about going gentle into that good night’ counter to Zero

This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?

Alexa play despacito

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Noted for the Buldak Carbonara ramen I got for Christmas

This made me almost choke to death on a piece of apple