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Derek Farrell
@derekifarrell.bsky.social
He/ him. Crime-writer. Puppy-parent. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦✍️🧠🐕‍🦺
Well hopefully now she’s won the battle against trans people she’ll turn her sights and her billions to reproductive rights and rape conviction rates.
April 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Yesterday we dog sat for two beauties, watched a Dr Who Marathon, caught up on the latest Reacher and had - all round - a #VeryGoodDay
March 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Had a haircut yesterday. Installed a new printer (so I’m basically Einstein innit) and - thanks to a conversation with @dvbishop.com - spent a lovely evening rediscovering the later works of @alisonmoyet.bsky.social. It was a very good day.
March 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It’s simply not possible to take a bad photo of this beautiful soul.
March 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Every time I see this tree on my daily walk I’m reminded that it’s Cthulhu’s world and we just live in it…
March 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Just had to explain to this one that trying to climb over the fence to get to the foxes in next doors garden is not only rude but - as the fence is at least six feet high - futile. Still, she’s a tenacious warrior, so nothing is impossible.
March 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
In an alternative universe I have the confidence and the wardrobe of San Marino’s song contest host.
March 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This fucker in his fucking cravat… Jesus wept. <Breathes into paper bag>
March 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Had a fantastic day today at a plotting workshop* delivered by @matahb.bsky.social And now I’m catching up on the work backlog and playing one of my favourite Diana albums.

(*a workshop about plotting fiction and not a plot to fix the world. Though fuck knows we need one of those.)
March 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Today. I hope to see some of you there.
February 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I fucking LOVE a sword and sandals epic. Hope there’s an appropriate level of- ahem - Greek activity.
February 20, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Not sure Skys new TV show “glory hole of the year,” has legs to be honest.
January 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Might even be earlier. Cis 23 was a wet one and that jacket I’m wearing looks like this one from 2019. #SoLongAgo
January 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
See me earlier this week shredding about fifteen years worth of utility bills bank statements and pay slips.
January 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Best pre-Christmas present ever. #themanmadeofsmoke by @alexnorth.co.uk courtesy of michaeljosephbooks. I have loved every single North book to date so this one is going to be a huge treat.
December 23, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Off to #amsterdam. Why does my head look like a cannon ball?
December 11, 2024 at 4:24 PM
St Albans yesterday as the market was closing. “‘Ere, love,” one of the stall holders beckoned me, “d’you like mangos?”
I confirmed that I did, and she handed me a bag. “Enjoy!”
So today’s late breakfast: Mango. Greek yogurt. Honey. Crushed pistachios. Putting up the tree today. Say a prayer for us.
December 1, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Nine years ago, this happened.
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Here’s Rosie.
November 20, 2024 at 11:02 AM
“Surely,” Rosie says, “it must be time for bed..?”
November 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
I think he’d really get on with Rosie, whose hobbies include burying everything under my duvet 😂
November 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I have work to do. So Much work. But this face is making it very difficult to get started… #cockapoo #saturdaymorning
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Stolen from SayHey on Facebook. Same girl. Same.
November 15, 2024 at 3:15 PM
<Rosie listlessly considers the day ahead>
Salt & Pepper’s “Push it” comes on the Radio.
November 14, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Reminded of this old Reddit story
November 14, 2024 at 8:55 AM