Good. And we should make every government contract have to prove they have an enforced DEI policy as part of the bidding process. That way all the US cowards will be out of the running. No DEI? No NHS.

Not really sure we can get back from a world where random blokes in Wisconsin or Wigan - or presidents and politicians who couldn't pick Le Pen out of a line-up - can confidently dismiss an 11-year investigation by the EU & French justice system - because the woke.

Christ, mate. I used to think you were intelligent.

I love Firenze. Such a gorgeous city.

Shouldn’t that post have a TL;DR at the top? Cos I don’t think I have enough hours left to waste on blocks of text like that.

Who was it who said “the more I see of people the more I appreciate dogs”? They were right, whoever they were.

Honestly, I still have a box of unsued Epson ink which costs about sixty quid a time. My brand new HP printer cost less than forty. It'll save me money if I throw it away after two lots of ink and buy a new one. (I wont, just in case Greta is reading this).

Honestly, I hated binning it but it had become the source of more anxiety than America, so 🤷‍♂️

Honestly, the ex printer was so ancient it could handle cuneiform.
Honestly, the ex printer was so ancient it said Gutenberg on the side.
Honestly, the ex printer was so ancient the instruction manual was written by Chaucer.

(*Take your pick).

Also, some eyebrows may have been threaded.

Bless you. You shudda seen the outtakes. Jowls for daaaaays 😂