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Derek Writes Stuff

@derekwrites.bsky.social

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Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 1h

So Sora basically telling on itself that when you type in Dracula it's trained to go "Surely they want the one from Hotel Transylvania, just go grab it"

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 1h

Who holds the copyright for Dracula these days?

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Nikki .⋆*☆.•🦋 @bleudawn7.bsky.social · 22h

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 13h

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 3h

Hey @housedemocrats.bsky.social is the president literally saying that a governor and a mayor should be arrested for saying no to him finally grounds for impeachment or are we still just writing letters still

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 15h

Dessert Storm

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 15h

They probably volunteered for this assignment because they love

a man wearing a chicago bears jersey and a hat is sitting at a table in a bar .

ALT: a man wearing a chicago bears jersey and a hat is sitting at a table in a bar .

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 15h

Pink peppercorns
Make cacio e pepe with my
Pink peppercorns
Serve cacio e pepe and I'll
Beat Bobby Flay
Because my cacio e pepe uses
Pink peppercorns
Pink peppercorns

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 15h

This is my favorite scary movie

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 22h

....
But how?

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 1d

You are the most beautiful woman, I swear

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Is this Dwarf Fortress?

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 1d

I used to be on the cusp of that list, mostly through volume if not actual stimulation

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Onion Fans.

Content so hot you'll cry.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Show me your fucking paperwork, dude. If you don't have a badge, a warrant, and a supervising officer in plain sight, you are just another civilian and we are scrapping

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 3d

"We will give you an extra hundred thousand to make our prisoners watch you jerk off."

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 3d

MxM is just too good

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 3d

He grabbed him around the fucking throat

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 3d

1. This is not a news story.
2. Naming your bear after a dead politico is empty theatre.
3. If you're a BaB employee, you've surely put plenty of stupid names on those certificates.

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 4d

Everything looks like a web browser now

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 4d

Fuck this administration

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

I can't do the job I was hired to do now because everyone I work with was fired.

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 4d

Can't wait for Dead in the Pool and Wolverine

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 4d

CNN trying to make it seem like they weren't actively covering up for Trump while pushing every story the right wanted covered:

Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 5d

a man in an orange shirt with the words you know you said that out loud

ALT: a man in an orange shirt with the words you know you said that out loud

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Derek Writes Stuff @derekwrites.bsky.social · 5d

I approve of this mental image 👍