Derek
@derkdougls.bsky.social
"frankie"
i'm assuming my students will never get on this app so we're going real name
i'm assuming my students will never get on this app so we're going real name
Every day, I find myself craving my high school's corn dog nuggets and green mac and cheese a little more. It wasn't good, not at all, but it was my favorite school meal and a little part of myself I'll never get back
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Every day, I find myself craving my high school's corn dog nuggets and green mac and cheese a little more. It wasn't good, not at all, but it was my favorite school meal and a little part of myself I'll never get back
Watching my 7th grade girls teach the boy in class do his makeup because for Halloween he came as a girl
I'll let yall know when she comes out
I'll let yall know when she comes out
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Watching my 7th grade girls teach the boy in class do his makeup because for Halloween he came as a girl
I'll let yall know when she comes out
I'll let yall know when she comes out
Does anyone here know an artist who knows anything about designing ties? I have a dream tie i want to wear to my wedding but can't find anything like it and am considering commissioning something but getting a 60"x4" design sounds very hard for an artist and like a lot more than I'll be able to pay
October 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Does anyone here know an artist who knows anything about designing ties? I have a dream tie i want to wear to my wedding but can't find anything like it and am considering commissioning something but getting a 60"x4" design sounds very hard for an artist and like a lot more than I'll be able to pay
I cannot fathom how home additions only have a 40-60% ROI when new builds automatically have a 120% ROI or something. It's basically the same thing.
October 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I cannot fathom how home additions only have a 40-60% ROI when new builds automatically have a 120% ROI or something. It's basically the same thing.
I think the craziest part of Governor Jeff Landry begging Trump to send the National Guard to Louisiana is, dog, you are in charge of the National Guard. You could just do it.
October 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I think the craziest part of Governor Jeff Landry begging Trump to send the National Guard to Louisiana is, dog, you are in charge of the National Guard. You could just do it.
I first listened to TTPD on the 5am drive from my girlfriend's house to mine to get ready for work but now we live together and I just may never find the time otherwise
October 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I first listened to TTPD on the 5am drive from my girlfriend's house to mine to get ready for work but now we live together and I just may never find the time otherwise
My uncle was a professional wrestler back in the day so I grew up around that culture and those performers and it's so funny to see people think of WWE stars as peak masculinity when they're all just theater twinks who take steroids so they look more like Batman for their LARP
October 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My uncle was a professional wrestler back in the day so I grew up around that culture and those performers and it's so funny to see people think of WWE stars as peak masculinity when they're all just theater twinks who take steroids so they look more like Batman for their LARP
I need more bedroom pop girlies to make heavy music because gen x boyfriend by girlhouse is everything
September 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I need more bedroom pop girlies to make heavy music because gen x boyfriend by girlhouse is everything
Crazy that the end to a ten year long story that's consumed my attention since high school is over and I can't watch it until tomorrow but after ten years, what is one day?
September 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Crazy that the end to a ten year long story that's consumed my attention since high school is over and I can't watch it until tomorrow but after ten years, what is one day?
I have bought three suits worth $2500 off of ebay for $140 over the past week and why did no one tell me ebay was so magical
September 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I have bought three suits worth $2500 off of ebay for $140 over the past week and why did no one tell me ebay was so magical
If you would've told me twenty years ago I'd still be watching WWE i wouldn't be shocked, but that CM Punk was going to be my favorite part of it? That's the real shocker, I hate CM Punk as a kid
September 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If you would've told me twenty years ago I'd still be watching WWE i wouldn't be shocked, but that CM Punk was going to be my favorite part of it? That's the real shocker, I hate CM Punk as a kid
I deleted Twitter a few days ago to avoid spoilers for the new twenty one pilots album since it leaked and you'd think that would mean I'd use Bluesky or TikTok more but no, I really just use my phone less
September 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I deleted Twitter a few days ago to avoid spoilers for the new twenty one pilots album since it leaked and you'd think that would mean I'd use Bluesky or TikTok more but no, I really just use my phone less
Very sad that one day I can be named a saint and I would just never know, they should really do that when you're alive and can enjoy it
September 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Very sad that one day I can be named a saint and I would just never know, they should really do that when you're alive and can enjoy it
I think often about my coworker who got punched in the face breaking up a fight but she refused to sue because "her mamma works at dollar general, i can't do that to her." I don't know if she's stupid or far better than I ever will be
September 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think often about my coworker who got punched in the face breaking up a fight but she refused to sue because "her mamma works at dollar general, i can't do that to her." I don't know if she's stupid or far better than I ever will be
It appears with great wealth comes terrible taste in endearment rings, I've never seen a rich person have a good one
August 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It appears with great wealth comes terrible taste in endearment rings, I've never seen a rich person have a good one
My wedding suit shopping has very quickly evolved from "Well, I could get a cheap one from Amazon and get it tailored really well and it'll probably be fine" to "I'm going to get a 100% custom suit imported from Thailand hand crafted to my exact measurements and vision" real quick
August 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My wedding suit shopping has very quickly evolved from "Well, I could get a cheap one from Amazon and get it tailored really well and it'll probably be fine" to "I'm going to get a 100% custom suit imported from Thailand hand crafted to my exact measurements and vision" real quick
This picture would have got a lot of use if I was still a part of that weird group of people on Twitter who pretended to be reformed Christian versions of superheros and I got to be Spider-Man
August 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
This picture would have got a lot of use if I was still a part of that weird group of people on Twitter who pretended to be reformed Christian versions of superheros and I got to be Spider-Man
About to log in to my work email for the first time in two months, how many emails do you think I've gotten?
July 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
About to log in to my work email for the first time in two months, how many emails do you think I've gotten?
Having seen Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man and the new Fantastic Four cartoon shorts, I think they should scrap the MCU entirely and create a new, shared cartoon universe in that exact style, it's so good
July 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Having seen Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man and the new Fantastic Four cartoon shorts, I think they should scrap the MCU entirely and create a new, shared cartoon universe in that exact style, it's so good
Shipping label created should not count as order being shipped -Gemma, probably (and me)
July 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Shipping label created should not count as order being shipped -Gemma, probably (and me)
Make that seventeen suits, I'm buying two to mix and match pieces of and I think I'll be good
I own fifteen suits so you'd think getting married would be easy but no, I'm over here researching custom made suits because nothing is fitting my vision!!!
July 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Make that seventeen suits, I'm buying two to mix and match pieces of and I think I'll be good
I own fifteen suits so you'd think getting married would be easy but no, I'm over here researching custom made suits because nothing is fitting my vision!!!
July 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I own fifteen suits so you'd think getting married would be easy but no, I'm over here researching custom made suits because nothing is fitting my vision!!!
Nova has learned she can use her cone to ram into us when she wants something
July 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Nova has learned she can use her cone to ram into us when she wants something
I haven't kept up with the independent pro wrestling scene since my uncle isn't in the business anymore but it's crazy to think there's going to be an entire generation of performers using chatgpt to make their whole gimmick
July 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I haven't kept up with the independent pro wrestling scene since my uncle isn't in the business anymore but it's crazy to think there's going to be an entire generation of performers using chatgpt to make their whole gimmick
Did Brennan lee mulligan actually quit to do baby doll shoes or is that a bit
July 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Did Brennan lee mulligan actually quit to do baby doll shoes or is that a bit