Derek
@derkdougls.bsky.social
"frankie"
i'm assuming my students will never get on this app so we're going real name
i'm assuming my students will never get on this app so we're going real name
Short answer, autism
Long answer, I'm very strict on dividing the meals i cook into exactly equal meals so I can cook in large batches and know exactly how long it'll last before I need to cook again but to do that i need to weigh it and it was too heavy for kitchen scale so I used bathroom scale
Long answer, I'm very strict on dividing the meals i cook into exactly equal meals so I can cook in large batches and know exactly how long it'll last before I need to cook again but to do that i need to weigh it and it was too heavy for kitchen scale so I used bathroom scale
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Short answer, autism
Long answer, I'm very strict on dividing the meals i cook into exactly equal meals so I can cook in large batches and know exactly how long it'll last before I need to cook again but to do that i need to weigh it and it was too heavy for kitchen scale so I used bathroom scale
Long answer, I'm very strict on dividing the meals i cook into exactly equal meals so I can cook in large batches and know exactly how long it'll last before I need to cook again but to do that i need to weigh it and it was too heavy for kitchen scale so I used bathroom scale
My girlfriend made me red beans and rice for dinner last night that I accidentally spilled all over the bathroom floor
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My girlfriend made me red beans and rice for dinner last night that I accidentally spilled all over the bathroom floor
I dated a girl in college who every message she sent had at least five lols and three xDs. She cheated on me but I took her back because she convinced me it was my fault she cheated. I don't know what I was doing, she was like 24 and I was 19.
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I dated a girl in college who every message she sent had at least five lols and three xDs. She cheated on me but I took her back because she convinced me it was my fault she cheated. I don't know what I was doing, she was like 24 and I was 19.
I haven't been around for that many elections, but that just seems to be the deal for every one of them
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I haven't been around for that many elections, but that just seems to be the deal for every one of them
The only club worth visiting
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The only club worth visiting
They're so fun!!! I was doing research on one near you and last year was their last year in business 😭
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
They're so fun!!! I was doing research on one near you and last year was their last year in business 😭
Being formally inducted into my fiance's family by getting my merchant pass to the local renaissance festival
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Being formally inducted into my fiance's family by getting my merchant pass to the local renaissance festival
Yes, I talked to one tie printer and got a template but they suggested no fine lines or details because they don't show up well with their printing process. I've been busy traveling today, but I'm going to reach out to a few more and see if they have a better process for detailed patterns
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Yes, I talked to one tie printer and got a template but they suggested no fine lines or details because they don't show up well with their printing process. I've been busy traveling today, but I'm going to reach out to a few more and see if they have a better process for detailed patterns
But also only like 12" of a tie is visible when wearing a three piece suit so making something that's 12x4" that repeats and lines up vertically would probably work and you wouldn't see enough of it too really catch on?
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
But also only like 12" of a tie is visible when wearing a three piece suit so making something that's 12x4" that repeats and lines up vertically would probably work and you wouldn't see enough of it too really catch on?
Let me reach out to some tie printers and see exactly what they would need. I know this is standard proportions for a neck tie, but they might need something bigger. Also attaching a reference, I once found a similar tie in a store but it wasn't in the right color, I'm looking for a pastel yellow
October 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Let me reach out to some tie printers and see exactly what they would need. I know this is standard proportions for a neck tie, but they might need something bigger. Also attaching a reference, I once found a similar tie in a store but it wasn't in the right color, I'm looking for a pastel yellow
I'm like 90% sure I wouldn't need a full 60x4" thing, I think it could be a normal ish sized thing that works as s tesselation
October 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'm like 90% sure I wouldn't need a full 60x4" thing, I think it could be a normal ish sized thing that works as s tesselation
So they aren't *that* hard to make but you can buy one dehydrated like someone said but there's a project that will send you dehydrated starter for free if you mail them a self addressed stamped envelope but last I checked they were very very backlogged so it would be much quicker to make your own
October 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
So they aren't *that* hard to make but you can buy one dehydrated like someone said but there's a project that will send you dehydrated starter for free if you mail them a self addressed stamped envelope but last I checked they were very very backlogged so it would be much quicker to make your own
I am so jealous of the life you get to live, Schwa
October 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I am so jealous of the life you get to live, Schwa
Oh, you can't trust either. A live studio audience is just as likely to laugh at stupid stuff just because they know they're supposed to (sometimes because of a light up sign) as a predetermined track.
October 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Oh, you can't trust either. A live studio audience is just as likely to laugh at stupid stuff just because they know they're supposed to (sometimes because of a light up sign) as a predetermined track.
Spitting image of me senior year, glad the mantel has been passed to someone worthy
October 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Spitting image of me senior year, glad the mantel has been passed to someone worthy
I also assume it's because most builders buy in bulk, multiple projects worth at a time so they get materials for cheaper and also a general societal belief that additions are bad, just build new house
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I also assume it's because most builders buy in bulk, multiple projects worth at a time so they get materials for cheaper and also a general societal belief that additions are bad, just build new house
Would you care for a discord dump about my silly little plans
October 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Would you care for a discord dump about my silly little plans
I knew my audience and knew this would go over everyone's head but Ellie and decided to share my thoughts anyway
October 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I knew my audience and knew this would go over everyone's head but Ellie and decided to share my thoughts anyway