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Goosey goosey gander
Whither shall I wander?
Left, right, then straight
Into cringe and blunders

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derloos.bsky.social
A lot of the quote-replies seem to be based on negging from previous senior figures which only reminded me of this meme:
A tweet by @drewjanda saying “The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
derloos.bsky.social
Perfect timing for this meme:
A picture of a German WW2 soldier with a pensive facial expression and caption "When everyone else in your Kampfgruppe is hyped up on amphetamines but you have ADHD so you're just mellow with clear thoughts for once."
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
derloos.bsky.social
Any time I see Lomborg mentioned:
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
derloos.bsky.social
I’m sorry, someone has to point this out.
A drawing of a penis in a suit.
October 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
derloos.bsky.social
@risu.bsky.social 😆😆😆 but also WTAF
A screenshot from Reddit showing an email from an automated tracking system informing a British parent that their child left lessons 3 times last week to go to the bathroom, and subtly hinting that that is unacceptable.
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM
derloos.bsky.social
@jmkorhonen.fi seen this yet?
The famous scene from The Twilight Zone where a man is looking away from the airplane window in terror, only instead of a gremlin, it’s a small drone. The caption ‘If I ignore it, maybe it will go away’, in reference to the EU refusing to acknowledge Russian drone attacks on European airports.
October 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
derloos.bsky.social
Daniel Radcliffe starring in Guns Akimbo
September 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
derloos.bsky.social
Florian Wirtz in a suit against a typical James Bond background with 007 written in the back hinting at his 7 games for Liverpool with 0 goals and 0 assists.
September 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
derloos.bsky.social
A screenshot of a day-old YouTube video by Jamie Oliver where his 6 million subscribers are compared against less than 50 thousand views, just over 700 likes, and 67 comments.
September 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
derloos.bsky.social
A lapel pin picturing a cat with a badge that says "I vomited", in parody of the "I voted" US election pins.
July 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
derloos.bsky.social
2 points out if 12 in the last 4 games, and yet...
An artistic representation of the 2024/25 Premier League cup with red straps with the words "Ours. Again."
May 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
derloos.bsky.social
A sarcastic screenshot from r/ShitAmericansSay where the OP questions how the Scottish students would phone in a school shooting without their phones.
May 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
derloos.bsky.social
Whatever russia is practicing doesn’t seem to be Christianity anyway, more like a highly symbolic, ritualistic pagan death cult.
Russian orthodox priests conducting a ritual of blessing a Topol mobile ICBM launcher.
April 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Apparently, Pep's been sucking all the fun out of football since... 1888?
A 1888 Lancashire Evening News profile of England national team captain Norman Bailey, citing Magazine of Sport's lamentations about the advent of "machine-like systematic tactics" in football.
April 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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It's time.
Artist impression of a pack of mammoths.
April 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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"This one's gonna be close!!" ©
A satirical cartoon of a submarine whose own torpedo is about to hit it in astern. The submarine is dubbed "trade war", in reference to Trump's recent international tariffs.
April 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
derloos.bsky.social
Ну и сюда же.
March 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
derloos.bsky.social
BTW, this US-Canadian rift extending to fighter jet purchases, it’s time to bring this hilarious hoax back out again:
A doctored image of a Soviet MiG-21 fighter jet in Canadian Air Force livery.
March 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Smart move. A statue of Stalin would be hard to explain when the Czechs take over Kralovec.
A screenshot of a Novaya Gazeta article on Kaliningrad's mayor denying the local communist party permission to erect a statue of Joseph Stalin.
February 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The fart of the deal 😀
A screenshot of McFaul's tweet itemizing all the concessions Trump is allegedly offering Russia on Ukraine in exchange for nothing in particular.
February 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Look who's talking.
A screenshot of a WSJ column claiming this is the dumbest trade war ever.
February 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
derloos.bsky.social
Didn't know a paid bank analyst could write in such terms but here we are.

There sure is one way North Sea reserves could lower the domestic prices but I'm sure the Royal Bank of Canada won't like that at all.
A screenshot of a Royal Bank of Canada paper claiming that the UK's policy of not tapping into the remaining oil&gas reserves in the North Sea is 'nihilistic' and prevents economic growth.
January 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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@risu.bsky.social seen this yet?
January 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
derloos.bsky.social
Low key pleased with myself.
A screenshot of a Reddit post wondering what the tv series The Americans would look like if set in the 1980s USSR, with a comment that there would be no storylines, just bread lines, meat lines, potato lines, and so on.
January 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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No, this is how the US is actually funding bioweapons labs, just, ahem, on the other side
A screenshot of an article about a temporary exemption from sanctions for Gazprombank of Russia
December 19, 2024 at 5:26 AM