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DerpsWithWolves 🐍
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Nerd, writer, veteran. Sometimes military/writing consultant; Forever DM.
Writing a SIGNALIS novella; 'This Space Intentionally Left Blank' (TSILB).

Found on 2 YT channels; (TheParryGod / Scary Interesting)

(PFP by ‪Me)
"Hey, I gotta get in there to check your fire code stuff, can you give me an escort or something? It's gotta get done... Any concerns of comments I can put you down for?"
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I wrote a short spy story once, where they infiltrated a place by yoinking a vest and clipboard from the changing room, then went around writing down the location and 'last changed' date on all the fire extinguishers, in case anyone asked, as an excuse to explore the facility.
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I have, on multiple occasions, walked around on guard duty humming music from the Metal Gear games, or spent the entire time chatting with my fireteam partner.

The clipboard is also very effective. It pairs nicely with a slightly ratty reflective vest, and an 'inspector' helmet.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Blarg.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
[Elster awkwardly walks into Lady Maria's boss room]
"Have you seen this woman?"
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Damn, you gotta get those numbers up.
Your true power level has yet to be unleashed upon the world.
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
There certainly were a lot of not-at-all disguised fetishes in Through the Looking Glass and Alice in Wonderland...
It seems only reasonable.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Shit never ends.
Can they prescribe you better coworkers instead?
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Which... Kinda tracks... Because you look at what a bunch of other demon lords' domains are and it's like, Lilith: Equal rights for women. Ba'al Peor (Belphegor): science, math, and reason. and stuff like that...
Just casually lumped in there with everything else. Didn't age well lol
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Of course, things like the Ars Goetia and other documents tend to disagree with one another and just... Make shit up based on the author's demon OCs... But enough of them have hinted at deeper democratic processes I assume it was an attempt to vilify democracy and support the Divine Right of Kings.
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Considering that, canonically, Gehenna (hell) is at least partly democratic, I think they would also be annoyed.
Though they're not the most authoritative canon sources, most prominent demon lords hold titles and acolytes marking them as members of a senate, in addition to royal titles like duke.
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM