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Donna Woodard
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I love hearing my daughter laugh.
Also, GO DODGERS!
(she/her/hers)
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Fact:
by replacing your morning coffee with Green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
January 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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This collab makes me GIDDY.
I spoke with Quinta Brunson and Rob McElhenney about how the incredibly weird idea of an Abbott Elementary/It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia crossover came together, why Brunson doesn't want many Abbott fans watching Sunny, which character each of them would steal from the other show, and more:
When 'Abbott' Met 'Sunny': Quinta Brunson and Rob McElhenney on Their Odd-Couple TV Crossover
Creator-stars of 'Abbott Elementary' and 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' on joining forces for two episodes where the gang volunteers at Abbott.
www.rollingstone.com
January 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type.

The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"
January 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Just finished watching Chef Sharrod Magnum on Holiday Baking Championship (2023). He was our fave, looked him up and found this 🥺
Healing to you Sharrod! 🙏🏽💙
Atlanta pastry chef on road to recovery after devastating stroke
www.fox5atlanta.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:56 AM
- Unanimous vote
- Third MVP title
- First DH to win
#50/50Club #letsgododgers
Shohei Ohtani on winning BBWAA NL MVP | 11/22/2024
Shohei Ohtani joins MLB Network to discuss being unanimously voted the National League MVP, becoming the second player to win MVP in both leagues
www.mlb.com
November 22, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Yessss!
Happy Life Day, Star Wars fans!!!
November 21, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Why is the second cup of coffee never as good?
November 21, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
November 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Homerun Derby ✅, World Series ✅, Silver Slugger ✅
Let's go Dodgers, give this man his due! Sign him already!
Teoscar Hernández Thanks Dodgers Fans For Support During 2024 Season
Teoscar Hernández posted on Instagram to thank Los Angeles Dodgers fans for supporting the team throughout the 2024 season.
dodgerblue.com
November 13, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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watching the shock and horror as trump’s cabinet roles are announced and thinking everyone needs to get familiar with this word
November 13, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Oh how nice it is to see no shitty ads every other post.
November 11, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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On this day in 1965, Willie Mays was selected as the National League's Most Valuable Player. The 34-year-old slugger batted .312, smashed 52 home runs, and collected 112 RBI for his second-place club. Here’s an in-progress painting of him obliging fans—really need to finish this!!!
November 20, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what you do now:

Writing center clerk
After school care
Junior high teacher (English)
Softball coach
Volleyball coach
Admissions clerk
Federal work study recipient (photo lab tech)
Introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what you do now:

US Atty/fed'l prosecutor
Hand-dyed yarn shop owner
Optometrist's assistant
Waitress
Book store cashier
Grocery cashier
Arby's counter help
Introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what you do now:

waitress (x 6)
bartender
The Limited sales
grocery bagger
music radio dj
ATC co-anchor
car factory assembly line
movies
marketing
insurance
Chuck E Cheese
lifeguard
November 11, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Hopefully BlueSkying a Tweet won’t jinx this place.
February 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM