Tricky Dicky™
@designer-dick.bsky.social
"See you in court, cuntburger."
We're mailing out the company Christmas card on Monday. 🤭
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We're mailing out the company Christmas card on Monday. 🤭
Ooh, Joe Marler's on Dish this week. Never has that podcast been more appropriately named.
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Ooh, Joe Marler's on Dish this week. Never has that podcast been more appropriately named.
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
If he comes for me, play this track 🎧
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If he comes for me, play this track 🎧
Absolute cinema! (Maniac Cop 2)
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Absolute cinema! (Maniac Cop 2)
What the fuck?! Is ITV actively trying to make people watch other channels?
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What the fuck?! Is ITV actively trying to make people watch other channels?
Happy St. Andrew's Day! 🏴
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Happy St. Andrew's Day! 🏴
Blank profile? 202km away? Messages with a bland, uninteresting "Hi there"?
a drag queen with an afro and a purple dress is talking to someone on a green screen .
ALT: a drag queen with an afro and a purple dress is talking to someone on a green screen .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Blank profile? 202km away? Messages with a bland, uninteresting "Hi there"?
Just watched the first episode of Heated Rivalry.
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Just watched the first episode of Heated Rivalry.
::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Maniac Cop 2 is the best B-Movie ever made.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Maniac Cop 2 is the best B-Movie ever made.
::dies::
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
::Me on my death bed::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Maniac Cop 2 is the best B-Movie ever made.
::dies::
Closer.
Come closer.
Closer.
Maniac Cop 2 is the best B-Movie ever made.
::dies::
Organise a political party? Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana would struggle to organise a pissup in a distillery, or an orgy in a brothel.
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana has boycotted day one of the Your Party Conference over the expulsion of members of left-wing groups.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Organise a political party? Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana would struggle to organise a pissup in a distillery, or an orgy in a brothel.
Meanwhile, on Star Trek: The Next Generation, which you just KNOW Mike, Will, Dustin, and Lucas are watching.
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Meanwhile, on Star Trek: The Next Generation, which you just KNOW Mike, Will, Dustin, and Lucas are watching.
I keep buying chinos and New Balance trainers. I have become a middle aged, middle class dad.
I'll be buying a Volvo SUV next. 😂
I'll be buying a Volvo SUV next. 😂
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I keep buying chinos and New Balance trainers. I have become a middle aged, middle class dad.
I'll be buying a Volvo SUV next. 😂
I'll be buying a Volvo SUV next. 😂
I don't think Travis works for the British Broadcasting Corporation. 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don't think Travis works for the British Broadcasting Corporation. 🤔
Why are Tom Paris and Lt. Stadi aboard a shuttle from the 1701-D?
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Why are Tom Paris and Lt. Stadi aboard a shuttle from the 1701-D?
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Watched perhaps the finest B-Movie ever made tonight. Low budget, straight-to-video schlock of the very highest order.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Watched perhaps the finest B-Movie ever made tonight. Low budget, straight-to-video schlock of the very highest order.
Behold! HMS Prince of Wales, one of Britain's two Queen Elizabeth-class supercarriers finally has a full peacetime contingent of 24 British F-35B's aboard.
Only took them the better part of a decade.
Only took them the better part of a decade.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Behold! HMS Prince of Wales, one of Britain's two Queen Elizabeth-class supercarriers finally has a full peacetime contingent of 24 British F-35B's aboard.
Only took them the better part of a decade.
Only took them the better part of a decade.
Finding out that a "friend" you haven't seen or spoken to in more than 10 years has passed away...
a man in a green jacket and tie is sitting at a table in a restaurant .
ALT: a man in a green jacket and tie is sitting at a table in a restaurant .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Finding out that a "friend" you haven't seen or spoken to in more than 10 years has passed away...
Carwow Car of the Year?! 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Carwow Car of the Year?! 🫣
I feel very attacked.
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I feel very attacked.
Am I gonna have to watch the Jonas Brothers Christmas movie? 👀🤭
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Am I gonna have to watch the Jonas Brothers Christmas movie? 👀🤭
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Fucking hate it when the taxi driver wants to chat.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Fucking hate it when the taxi driver wants to chat.