Tricky Dicky™
@designer-dick.bsky.social
"See you in court, cuntburger."
Toot toot. Tits oot!
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Toot toot. Tits oot!
Do you live in the arctic? It's 7°C/44°F in central Scotland.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Do you live in the arctic? It's 7°C/44°F in central Scotland.
You're not wrong. Most daytime soap operas have better acting.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
You're not wrong. Most daytime soap operas have better acting.
You sound too chipper for this time in the morning. 😒
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You sound too chipper for this time in the morning. 😒
Drowning in pussy.
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Drowning in pussy.
This sounds like it might be relevant to my interests. 🥵
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This sounds like it might be relevant to my interests. 🥵
Need some help with those squats? 🤭
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Need some help with those squats? 🤭
Seriously?! I would have told them where to stick it weeks ago.
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Seriously?! I would have told them where to stick it weeks ago.
Is this still the same recruitment process?
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Is this still the same recruitment process?
Patronising old cow. I've never had a particularly favourable view of Israel because I grew up in an era when the UK was *DEEPLY* suspicious of everything they did, primarily because they sold weapons to Argentina during the Falklands War.
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Patronising old cow. I've never had a particularly favourable view of Israel because I grew up in an era when the UK was *DEEPLY* suspicious of everything they did, primarily because they sold weapons to Argentina during the Falklands War.
I found you the perfect outfit...
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I found you the perfect outfit...
It's Christmas. I say ENORMOUS SLUT!
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's Christmas. I say ENORMOUS SLUT!
Ah, so the bus most definitely is still running.
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Ah, so the bus most definitely is still running.
I've found a lot of people can't see past the 9 to 5, Monday to Friday paradigm when it comes to their view of work.
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I've found a lot of people can't see past the 9 to 5, Monday to Friday paradigm when it comes to their view of work.
Bring back humming!
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bring back humming!
I might be 840 miles further north than you are, but if I went out that well wrapped up in Glasgow's average winter temperatures, I'd fucking melt. 🤭
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I might be 840 miles further north than you are, but if I went out that well wrapped up in Glasgow's average winter temperatures, I'd fucking melt. 🤭