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Trump concentration camps coming soon.
Sipping my classic martini. Some may call it a lemon drop. However that is made with vodka.

The Classic Martini
2 ½ ounces gin,
½ ounce dry vermouth,
1 dash orange bitters
Lemon peel
(or olives 🫒 may be used if preferred))
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
A lazy Sunday morning.
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Fat Hitler invaded Poland… I mean Venezuela 🇻🇪
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I and Lizzi went for a long (chilly) walk this morning. She had a lot of energy to burn off. She was on full alert as “pond monsters” were near (geese).
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
@tastinghistory.bsky.social

HELP!!
I just finished the “Feeding a Roman Centurion “ video. For the life of me, I cannot figure out the character on your countertop.

I suffer from being ancient…

Please rescue me from my absent minded hell.

Thank you 😊
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I took a few days off this week.
This morning I was drinking my coffee and my “intruder alert” went off (ring doorbell). A package was delivered. Luckily it was Lizzi approved.
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I iz a mosquito
December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I just got home. I spent the last nine hours installing wood flooring and carpet at my nephew’s place.
Then installing a light fixture and replacing a headlight on his car.

Time to take some Advil PM and an adult beverage..
December 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Christmas Eve meal.

Pizza from Domino’s, a bottle of Chianti I had on hand and Forest Berry tart from Aldi.
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My favorite headline e of the day.
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I and a friend “attempted” a dry run at Lizzi’s Christmas card.

It went better than expected….
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Anytime I can learn about “rimming” ….
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
So Melania #trumps documentary is directed by an accused sexual predator… Yeah, that tracks for this clusterfuck of a family.
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
In case I forget….
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@rfhbill.bsky.social @rfhgina.bsky.social @rfhkerry.bsky.social

Bill, what is your stance regarding meatloaf served up via an ice cream scoop?
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I want someone to interpret my dream.

I was flirting with Tina Louise in a hotel room (current day/not Gilligans Island days) and about to have sex with her.

All the while on another bed, a former female coworker (from 30 years ago) kept asking if Tina and I were going to have sex.
December 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I miss Germany 🇩🇪 and the wonderful food. I have not been there in a couple years.

To ease my pain I’m making this for my dinner.

mydinner.co.uk/schmorkohl/
Schmohrkohl- Braised Cabbage with Ground Beef
The best way to use up leftover cabbage. Let me show you have to make this dish in under 30 minutes.
mydinner.co.uk
December 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Later today I have to attend an offsite work function. There will be day drinking.

*Professional tip. Have one drink and then have nonalcoholic beverages the rest of the time. Ask the bartender nicely and tip well, they will make a “safe” beverage look like the real drink.

No DUI, no trips to HR
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I have flirted with death most of my life.
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Reposted by Des Moines Ghost
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM