The Classic Martini
2 ½ ounces gin,
½ ounce dry vermouth,
1 dash orange bitters
Lemon peel
(or olives 🫒 may be used if preferred))
The Classic Martini
2 ½ ounces gin,
½ ounce dry vermouth,
1 dash orange bitters
Lemon peel
(or olives 🫒 may be used if preferred))
HELP!!
I just finished the “Feeding a Roman Centurion “ video. For the life of me, I cannot figure out the character on your countertop.
I suffer from being ancient…
Please rescue me from my absent minded hell.
Thank you 😊
HELP!!
I just finished the “Feeding a Roman Centurion “ video. For the life of me, I cannot figure out the character on your countertop.
I suffer from being ancient…
Please rescue me from my absent minded hell.
Thank you 😊
This morning I was drinking my coffee and my “intruder alert” went off (ring doorbell). A package was delivered. Luckily it was Lizzi approved.
This morning I was drinking my coffee and my “intruder alert” went off (ring doorbell). A package was delivered. Luckily it was Lizzi approved.
Then installing a light fixture and replacing a headlight on his car.
Time to take some Advil PM and an adult beverage..
Then installing a light fixture and replacing a headlight on his car.
Time to take some Advil PM and an adult beverage..
Pizza from Domino’s, a bottle of Chianti I had on hand and Forest Berry tart from Aldi.
Pizza from Domino’s, a bottle of Chianti I had on hand and Forest Berry tart from Aldi.
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
It went better than expected….
It went better than expected….
Bill, what is your stance regarding meatloaf served up via an ice cream scoop?
Bill, what is your stance regarding meatloaf served up via an ice cream scoop?
I was flirting with Tina Louise in a hotel room (current day/not Gilligans Island days) and about to have sex with her.
All the while on another bed, a former female coworker (from 30 years ago) kept asking if Tina and I were going to have sex.
I was flirting with Tina Louise in a hotel room (current day/not Gilligans Island days) and about to have sex with her.
All the while on another bed, a former female coworker (from 30 years ago) kept asking if Tina and I were going to have sex.
To ease my pain I’m making this for my dinner.
mydinner.co.uk/schmorkohl/
To ease my pain I’m making this for my dinner.
mydinner.co.uk/schmorkohl/
*Professional tip. Have one drink and then have nonalcoholic beverages the rest of the time. Ask the bartender nicely and tip well, they will make a “safe” beverage look like the real drink.
No DUI, no trips to HR
*Professional tip. Have one drink and then have nonalcoholic beverages the rest of the time. Ask the bartender nicely and tip well, they will make a “safe” beverage look like the real drink.
No DUI, no trips to HR