Despotic Despot
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
Most apocalyptic movies give a vague explanation of what caused the apocalypse. I think we are e, experiencing the vague explanation.
Do what you can to stand up! We are not all called to the same podium, but do what you can.
Do what you can to stand up! We are not all called to the same podium, but do what you can.
March 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Most apocalyptic movies give a vague explanation of what caused the apocalypse. I think we are e, experiencing the vague explanation.
Do what you can to stand up! We are not all called to the same podium, but do what you can.
Do what you can to stand up! We are not all called to the same podium, but do what you can.
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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
March 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
Happy National Pig Day! I've gotta find me some bacon!
Is also Self-Injury Awareness Day. I'm going to be a little (just a tiny, mind you) bit nicer to myself today.
Is also Self-Injury Awareness Day. I'm going to be a little (just a tiny, mind you) bit nicer to myself today.
March 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Happy National Pig Day! I've gotta find me some bacon!
Is also Self-Injury Awareness Day. I'm going to be a little (just a tiny, mind you) bit nicer to myself today.
Is also Self-Injury Awareness Day. I'm going to be a little (just a tiny, mind you) bit nicer to myself today.
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To donate to Ukraine you can go to war.Ukraine.ua/donate
This is an official donation site supported by Zelenskyy (and USAID-that-was). We donated. #SlavaUkraini
This is an official donation site supported by Zelenskyy (and USAID-that-was). We donated. #SlavaUkraini
March 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
To donate to Ukraine you can go to war.Ukraine.ua/donate
This is an official donation site supported by Zelenskyy (and USAID-that-was). We donated. #SlavaUkraini
This is an official donation site supported by Zelenskyy (and USAID-that-was). We donated. #SlavaUkraini
Happy Rare Disease Day! That feels like something I can get behind.
February 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Happy Rare Disease Day! That feels like something I can get behind.
Happy National Chili Day! I'm going to have some home canned chili nachos because pretty much anything can be nachos (except oatmeal... Just trust me on this!).
UPDATE: Pneumonia week is going well.
UPDATE: Pneumonia week is going well.
February 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Happy National Chili Day! I'm going to have some home canned chili nachos because pretty much anything can be nachos (except oatmeal... Just trust me on this!).
UPDATE: Pneumonia week is going well.
UPDATE: Pneumonia week is going well.
I'm not going to let anything ruin Personal Pneumonia Week. The extra calories I'm burning from coughing is like a free gym membership.
February 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm not going to let anything ruin Personal Pneumonia Week. The extra calories I'm burning from coughing is like a free gym membership.
Happiest of Happy Missing Day! I shall revel in all the things I miss the most, and I won't let anything ruin that.
I wish I could be trying to miss this current administration, but alas I'm not going to let that ruin Missing Day.
I wish I could be trying to miss this current administration, but alas I'm not going to let that ruin Missing Day.
February 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Happiest of Happy Missing Day! I shall revel in all the things I miss the most, and I won't let anything ruin that.
I wish I could be trying to miss this current administration, but alas I'm not going to let that ruin Missing Day.
I wish I could be trying to miss this current administration, but alas I'm not going to let that ruin Missing Day.
Happy Tug-of-War Day! Dig in deep, wrap the rope around your waist, and don't let anything ruin it.
February 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Happy Tug-of-War Day! Dig in deep, wrap the rope around your waist, and don't let anything ruin it.
Happy International Epilepsy Day! I'm not going to make the obvious joke. You're welcome!
February 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Happy International Epilepsy Day! I'm not going to make the obvious joke. You're welcome!
Happy Boycott the Super Bowl Day.
Not because they are singing Lift Every Voice (I support the hell out of that) or because it's rigged or because Kendrick Lamar is performing, but because removing "End Racism" is, in fact, offensive to me. #FuckRacism
Not because they are singing Lift Every Voice (I support the hell out of that) or because it's rigged or because Kendrick Lamar is performing, but because removing "End Racism" is, in fact, offensive to me. #FuckRacism
February 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Happy Boycott the Super Bowl Day.
Not because they are singing Lift Every Voice (I support the hell out of that) or because it's rigged or because Kendrick Lamar is performing, but because removing "End Racism" is, in fact, offensive to me. #FuckRacism
Not because they are singing Lift Every Voice (I support the hell out of that) or because it's rigged or because Kendrick Lamar is performing, but because removing "End Racism" is, in fact, offensive to me. #FuckRacism
Happy National Kite Flying Day! I don't have a kite and I've never been able to get one to stay in the air for more than 5 minutes, but I sure as hell know how to mime it. My kite shall be a magnificent Phoenix soaring up through the clouds. Keep your eyes on the sky and imagine with me!
February 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Happy National Kite Flying Day! I don't have a kite and I've never been able to get one to stay in the air for more than 5 minutes, but I sure as hell know how to mime it. My kite shall be a magnificent Phoenix soaring up through the clouds. Keep your eyes on the sky and imagine with me!
Happy National Fettuccine Alfredo Day, my 5 followers. I can only see two of you but I'm sure the other three are just as excited to see what day we are not going to ruin the day for. Now off to defrost some chicken for the festivities.
February 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Happy National Fettuccine Alfredo Day, my 5 followers. I can only see two of you but I'm sure the other three are just as excited to see what day we are not going to ruin the day for. Now off to defrost some chicken for the festivities.
Happy Frozen Yogurt Day! Now to find a yogurt bar. Not to date myself but they used to be in every corner in the 80's. I'll be honest... I'm in it for the toppings.
February 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Happy Frozen Yogurt Day! Now to find a yogurt bar. Not to date myself but they used to be in every corner in the 80's. I'll be honest... I'm in it for the toppings.
Things are in the toilet but I'm not going to let that ruin World Nutella Day.
Nutella is made in many countries, including Italy, Canada, Mexico, France, Brazil, and Turkey.
Well, fuck!!
Nutella is made in many countries, including Italy, Canada, Mexico, France, Brazil, and Turkey.
Well, fuck!!
February 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Things are in the toilet but I'm not going to let that ruin World Nutella Day.
Nutella is made in many countries, including Italy, Canada, Mexico, France, Brazil, and Turkey.
Well, fuck!!
Nutella is made in many countries, including Italy, Canada, Mexico, France, Brazil, and Turkey.
Well, fuck!!
I'm not going to let existential dead ruin National Tatter Tot Day! Tater tot nachos assemble!
February 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm not going to let existential dead ruin National Tatter Tot Day! Tater tot nachos assemble!
Happy Kick Day! The United States is a dumpster fire right now but I'm not going to let it ruin Kick Day. Gotta find me some bunnies! 🐇
February 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy Kick Day! The United States is a dumpster fire right now but I'm not going to let it ruin Kick Day. Gotta find me some bunnies! 🐇
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