Deth Lepus
dethlepus.bsky.social
Deth Lepus
@dethlepus.bsky.social
2025 People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive Runner-Up
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Every Raiders series is the same

Bad first down run

Immediate pressure on second down

*fart noise* on third down
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
*Pokes head in* oh hey guys
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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See the difference? 👀

#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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A slice of life from the 70's #horror #horrosky
August 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Guess who remembered their Bluesky password?
August 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Happy National Siblings Day to that one guy and what’s her name… (They know I love them)
April 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be the guy in the meeting who says “one last question” when it’s 4:58 PM on the clock…
April 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I was playing Dr Mario until RFK Jr. came in and turned off my TV…
March 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Tariff orange make up…
March 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park

me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
March 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hey kids, I gave up cussing for Lent, I’m looking for alternative words…
March 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Spoiler alert : the JD Vance movie doesn’t contain any makeup tutorials
March 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
THIS IS THE SHOW!!!
February 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The world needs more Daft Punk…
February 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FEDUCCIA! that’s the sound the ball made when it got hit! #Dodgers
February 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Haven’t heard “Not Like Us” in at least 30 minutes… starting to worry I’m not like them…
February 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Holy shit… did the Lakers just do something?!
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Waiting for the tentacles to pop out…
February 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Wait did Bronny score?
February 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.

The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.

History is repeating. Pay attention.
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Another day, another fire…

Stay safe everyone
January 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My suggestion, we name it Gulf Lundgren…
January 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Dude… Tanner Scott… guys/girls check your phones, you may have been signed by the #Dodgers
January 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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He’s moving the inauguration indoors bc it’s too cold and he wants to invade Greenland? It’s a damn ice sheet!
January 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM