Deth Lepus
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2025 People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive Runner-Up
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Every Raiders series is the same
Bad first down run
Immediate pressure on second down
*fart noise* on third down
Bad first down run
Immediate pressure on second down
*fart noise* on third down
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Every Raiders series is the same
Bad first down run
Immediate pressure on second down
*fart noise* on third down
Bad first down run
Immediate pressure on second down
*fart noise* on third down
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
*Pokes head in* oh hey guys
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
*Pokes head in* oh hey guys
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October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Guess who remembered their Bluesky password?
August 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Guess who remembered their Bluesky password?
Happy National Siblings Day to that one guy and what’s her name… (They know I love them)
April 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Happy National Siblings Day to that one guy and what’s her name… (They know I love them)
Mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be the guy in the meeting who says “one last question” when it’s 4:58 PM on the clock…
April 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be the guy in the meeting who says “one last question” when it’s 4:58 PM on the clock…
I was playing Dr Mario until RFK Jr. came in and turned off my TV…
March 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I was playing Dr Mario until RFK Jr. came in and turned off my TV…
Tariff orange make up…
March 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Tariff orange make up…
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me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
March 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
Hey kids, I gave up cussing for Lent, I’m looking for alternative words…
March 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hey kids, I gave up cussing for Lent, I’m looking for alternative words…
Spoiler alert : the JD Vance movie doesn’t contain any makeup tutorials
March 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Spoiler alert : the JD Vance movie doesn’t contain any makeup tutorials
THIS IS THE SHOW!!!
February 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
THIS IS THE SHOW!!!
The world needs more Daft Punk…
February 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The world needs more Daft Punk…
Haven’t heard “Not Like Us” in at least 30 minutes… starting to worry I’m not like them…
February 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Haven’t heard “Not Like Us” in at least 30 minutes… starting to worry I’m not like them…
Holy shit… did the Lakers just do something?!
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Holy shit… did the Lakers just do something?!
Waiting for the tentacles to pop out…
February 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Waiting for the tentacles to pop out…
Wait did Bronny score?
February 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wait did Bronny score?
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Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.
The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.
History is repeating. Pay attention.
The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.
History is repeating. Pay attention.
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.
The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.
History is repeating. Pay attention.
The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.
History is repeating. Pay attention.
Another day, another fire…
Stay safe everyone
Stay safe everyone
January 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Another day, another fire…
Stay safe everyone
Stay safe everyone
My suggestion, we name it Gulf Lundgren…
January 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My suggestion, we name it Gulf Lundgren…
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He’s moving the inauguration indoors bc it’s too cold and he wants to invade Greenland? It’s a damn ice sheet!
January 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He’s moving the inauguration indoors bc it’s too cold and he wants to invade Greenland? It’s a damn ice sheet!