Deviant Ollam ツ
@deviantollam.bsky.social
Philadelphian in Cascadia. Vociferous champion for Oxford commas, two spaces after a period, and ellipses. I break into buildings. 🔓
"Even if the world were ending tomorrow, I would still plant a tree." 🌲
(he/they)
"Even if the world were ending tomorrow, I would still plant a tree." 🌲
(he/they)
Ideas not found
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Ideas not found
I'm not in Portland. I'm on a plane. 😉
I wish I were there tonight, tho!
I wish I were there tonight, tho!
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I'm not in Portland. I'm on a plane. 😉
I wish I were there tonight, tho!
I wish I were there tonight, tho!
If you're making eyes at me but the lube on your bedside nightstand is something other than this, you need to get on my level. 😜
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
If you're making eyes at me but the lube on your bedside nightstand is something other than this, you need to get on my level. 😜
And the final result, just... wow.
Certified banger. 📸😍
Certified banger. 📸😍
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
And the final result, just... wow.
Certified banger. 📸😍
Certified banger. 📸😍
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
If you've been following the story of Kara, my incarcerated trans friend who has is being held in Texas and has been behind bars for almost three years now, this is the latest need:
Everything she has left in the world is in about 7 bins like these. We need to re-home them in the NYC area...
Everything she has left in the world is in about 7 bins like these. We need to re-home them in the NYC area...
December 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If you've been following the story of Kara, my incarcerated trans friend who has is being held in Texas and has been behind bars for almost three years now, this is the latest need:
Everything she has left in the world is in about 7 bins like these. We need to re-home them in the NYC area...
Everything she has left in the world is in about 7 bins like these. We need to re-home them in the NYC area...
I'm in a pretty rural spot and when I had to run a quick errand for someone. Wound up in a Walmart for the first time in ages.
I've never actually seen this ridiculous coffee in the real world before.
Holy fucking cow, how insecure in your manhood do you have to be to purchase this crap? 😝
I've never actually seen this ridiculous coffee in the real world before.
Holy fucking cow, how insecure in your manhood do you have to be to purchase this crap? 😝
December 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm in a pretty rural spot and when I had to run a quick errand for someone. Wound up in a Walmart for the first time in ages.
I've never actually seen this ridiculous coffee in the real world before.
Holy fucking cow, how insecure in your manhood do you have to be to purchase this crap? 😝
I've never actually seen this ridiculous coffee in the real world before.
Holy fucking cow, how insecure in your manhood do you have to be to purchase this crap? 😝
Quite good so far ☺️
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Quite good so far ☺️
Reminder to everyone visiting family this holiday...
LG calls it "TrueMotion"
Sony refers to it as "MotionFlow"
Samsung uses the term "Auto Motion Plus"
You're welcome. 📺
LG calls it "TrueMotion"
Sony refers to it as "MotionFlow"
Samsung uses the term "Auto Motion Plus"
You're welcome. 📺
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Reminder to everyone visiting family this holiday...
LG calls it "TrueMotion"
Sony refers to it as "MotionFlow"
Samsung uses the term "Auto Motion Plus"
You're welcome. 📺
LG calls it "TrueMotion"
Sony refers to it as "MotionFlow"
Samsung uses the term "Auto Motion Plus"
You're welcome. 📺
Thank you by the way to everyone who always inquires how Kara is doing. She and I managed to successfully get a video call working on TruLinks today. A little Christmas miracle. 🎄💚
Reminder that you can always send her a letter and it's always appreciated...
(1/2)
Reminder that you can always send her a letter and it's always appreciated...
(1/2)
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Thank you by the way to everyone who always inquires how Kara is doing. She and I managed to successfully get a video call working on TruLinks today. A little Christmas miracle. 🎄💚
Reminder that you can always send her a letter and it's always appreciated...
(1/2)
Reminder that you can always send her a letter and it's always appreciated...
(1/2)
I did a special video release for Christmas this year in collaboration with @littlegunbunny.bsky.social
(And we started it with a scene from a Die Hard movie, how timely and topical is that?) 😂
youtu.be/tDCV9pjsmdo
(And we started it with a scene from a Die Hard movie, how timely and topical is that?) 😂
youtu.be/tDCV9pjsmdo
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I did a special video release for Christmas this year in collaboration with @littlegunbunny.bsky.social
(And we started it with a scene from a Die Hard movie, how timely and topical is that?) 😂
youtu.be/tDCV9pjsmdo
(And we started it with a scene from a Die Hard movie, how timely and topical is that?) 😂
youtu.be/tDCV9pjsmdo
When you're visiting family and friends this holiday, I wonder how many of you might notice something particular after watching this week's video. ☺️👍💡
youtu.be/vOhWWYU1qyg
youtu.be/vOhWWYU1qyg
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When you're visiting family and friends this holiday, I wonder how many of you might notice something particular after watching this week's video. ☺️👍💡
youtu.be/vOhWWYU1qyg
youtu.be/vOhWWYU1qyg
May I just say that the hard line @alaskaairlines.bsky.social takes with enforcing their "You must use headphones or silence your device" policy is GLORIOUS and I wish flight attendants on other carriers showed the same initiative in caring for other passengers by enforcing a similar rule. 🔇
December 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
May I just say that the hard line @alaskaairlines.bsky.social takes with enforcing their "You must use headphones or silence your device" policy is GLORIOUS and I wish flight attendants on other carriers showed the same initiative in caring for other passengers by enforcing a similar rule. 🔇
BTW if you haven't added "Klaus" to your holiday viewing list, I would strongly recommend checking it out...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_(...
... it's probably on some streaming platforms or whatever but of course it's also on most of your better torrent sites. You will not be disappointed!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_(...
... it's probably on some streaming platforms or whatever but of course it's also on most of your better torrent sites. You will not be disappointed!
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
BTW if you haven't added "Klaus" to your holiday viewing list, I would strongly recommend checking it out...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_(...
... it's probably on some streaming platforms or whatever but of course it's also on most of your better torrent sites. You will not be disappointed!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_(...
... it's probably on some streaming platforms or whatever but of course it's also on most of your better torrent sites. You will not be disappointed!
You'll see lots of familiar faces in my video this week! 🤵🔑🔓
(cc @emmie.bsky.social @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net @lintile.lol @kympossible.bsky.social plus a shout-out to @ihackedwhat.bsky.social and more!) 😁
(cc @emmie.bsky.social @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net @lintile.lol @kympossible.bsky.social plus a shout-out to @ihackedwhat.bsky.social and more!) 😁
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You'll see lots of familiar faces in my video this week! 🤵🔑🔓
(cc @emmie.bsky.social @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net @lintile.lol @kympossible.bsky.social plus a shout-out to @ihackedwhat.bsky.social and more!) 😁
(cc @emmie.bsky.social @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net @lintile.lol @kympossible.bsky.social plus a shout-out to @ihackedwhat.bsky.social and more!) 😁
This week's video wound up being more fun to film than I thought it would... I've spent the last couple weeks shooting footage while riding escalators. 😁👍🏙️
youtu.be/qa1b08G7B-g
youtu.be/qa1b08G7B-g
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This week's video wound up being more fun to film than I thought it would... I've spent the last couple weeks shooting footage while riding escalators. 😁👍🏙️
youtu.be/qa1b08G7B-g
youtu.be/qa1b08G7B-g
Not sponsored by Buffalo Trace 🥃
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not sponsored by Buffalo Trace 🥃
I feel like @techconnectify.bsky.social might appreciate this person's hat ☺️👍🌡️
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I feel like @techconnectify.bsky.social might appreciate this person's hat ☺️👍🌡️
... apparently, according to this segment on Good Morning America, they apparently do!
abcnews.go.com/food/story/u...
That's why all of the other similar products from third parties are square, it would seem! 😁👍🥪
The more you know 🌈🌟
abcnews.go.com/food/story/u...
That's why all of the other similar products from third parties are square, it would seem! 😁👍🥪
The more you know 🌈🌟
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
... apparently, according to this segment on Good Morning America, they apparently do!
abcnews.go.com/food/story/u...
That's why all of the other similar products from third parties are square, it would seem! 😁👍🥪
The more you know 🌈🌟
abcnews.go.com/food/story/u...
That's why all of the other similar products from third parties are square, it would seem! 😁👍🥪
The more you know 🌈🌟
I'm not one for consumerism and I don't participate in Black Friday deals, but I will say that the fact that a colleague of mine chose to run with a design I customized and make it available on shirts for others does bring a smile to my face today. 😁👍🏳️⚧️
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'm not one for consumerism and I don't participate in Black Friday deals, but I will say that the fact that a colleague of mine chose to run with a design I customized and make it available on shirts for others does bring a smile to my face today. 😁👍🏳️⚧️
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
My friends and I were featured in Wired magazine today! (cc @tacticoolgf.bsky.social @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social @inrange.tv etc etc)
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My friends and I were featured in Wired magazine today! (cc @tacticoolgf.bsky.social @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social @inrange.tv etc etc)
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
Hey hey to all my first responder peeps! 🪓🧑🚒🚒
I've been invited once again to speak in Southeast Pennsylvania at their annual fire fighters' conference...
sepafireconference.regfox.com/sepa-fire-co...
I've been invited once again to speak in Southeast Pennsylvania at their annual fire fighters' conference...
sepafireconference.regfox.com/sepa-fire-co...
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hey hey to all my first responder peeps! 🪓🧑🚒🚒
I've been invited once again to speak in Southeast Pennsylvania at their annual fire fighters' conference...
sepafireconference.regfox.com/sepa-fire-co...
I've been invited once again to speak in Southeast Pennsylvania at their annual fire fighters' conference...
sepafireconference.regfox.com/sepa-fire-co...
Given that many of us may either be house guests or are potentially hosting house guests in the coming days and weeks, I put out this tiny advice video 😉
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwqA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwqA...
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Given that many of us may either be house guests or are potentially hosting house guests in the coming days and weeks, I put out this tiny advice video 😉
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwqA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwqA...