Among other incorrect pronunciations, her name has been called “very ethnic” or “ee-maz, “why’s-ma,” “eyes-ma,” “imsa,” “yizzma,” and “yimsa.” and I can’t believe how many people have not seen one of the best Disney movies ever.

I sound like a major hater but I just don’t get it. The criticism I get for not ever wanting kids is exhausting. If he wants a clan to carry his family name then good for him. Mine ends with me and who cares. The only thing that’ll survive me is my credit card debt.

I’m drunk rambling. But he’s not even happy about it, just “well it happened again” like bro…yeah it’s critical to the human race you have raw sex and pass on the genetics of a truck driver trainer.

I had an entire conversation with my buddy’s mom and aunt with just vibes and our own sign language we made up as we talked more. They don’t speak English, and my school-taught castellano Spanish understanding didn’t cover their Nicaraguanse dialect. They braided my hair at the end of the night.