DAYMO
@deviliish.bsky.social
Amateur bodybuilder, volunteer firefighter, local karaoke star and a liar.
Had a dream that Coors Light was actually a 7% corn whiskey based cocktail
November 1, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Had a dream that Coors Light was actually a 7% corn whiskey based cocktail
as an insider..idk. I think a deal was already in place when ‘negotiations stopped’ weeks ago. UPS says you take this deal and we’ll let you make all the noise you want until it’s time to ratify so O’Brien can claim a victory before setting his sights on Amazon
looks like UPS caved, new tentative contract looks like it might be good. elimination of two-tier, AC in the trucks, better scheduling, etc. hell yeah. power in a union baby
July 26, 2023 at 3:20 AM
as an insider..idk. I think a deal was already in place when ‘negotiations stopped’ weeks ago. UPS says you take this deal and we’ll let you make all the noise you want until it’s time to ratify so O’Brien can claim a victory before setting his sights on Amazon
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get along little doggie? no, get 2.
July 24, 2023 at 7:18 PM
get along little doggie? no, get 2.
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it was just pointed out to me that Ben Shapiro went to go hate watch the Barbie movie dressed exactly like Ken lmao
July 22, 2023 at 4:19 PM
it was just pointed out to me that Ben Shapiro went to go hate watch the Barbie movie dressed exactly like Ken lmao
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[police academy]
instructor: you failed the psych exam
me: that sucks
instructor: *giving me a badge* why
instructor: you failed the psych exam
me: that sucks
instructor: *giving me a badge* why
July 21, 2023 at 6:37 PM
[police academy]
instructor: you failed the psych exam
me: that sucks
instructor: *giving me a badge* why
instructor: you failed the psych exam
me: that sucks
instructor: *giving me a badge* why
I will never pass up an opportunity to post a pic of my baby Yzma, a name that nobody ever gets and got that name because her fluffy ears remind me of her namesake’s fluffy collar
July 11, 2023 at 9:11 AM
I will never pass up an opportunity to post a pic of my baby Yzma, a name that nobody ever gets and got that name because her fluffy ears remind me of her namesake’s fluffy collar
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if I text you "🧪🦙" it means the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
July 11, 2023 at 1:01 AM
if I text you "🧪🦙" it means the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
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I like this place. Maybe I’ll post several years of increasingly concerning and erratic thoughts on here.
July 11, 2023 at 3:52 AM
I like this place. Maybe I’ll post several years of increasingly concerning and erratic thoughts on here.
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one of the best aspects about using bluesky is not seeing ads. i fucking love not seeing ads. one of my favorite things to do is to not see ads
July 9, 2023 at 6:45 AM
one of the best aspects about using bluesky is not seeing ads. i fucking love not seeing ads. one of my favorite things to do is to not see ads
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me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting
clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
July 8, 2023 at 1:27 AM
me: I can't tell you how long I've been waiting
clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
clock repairman: please stop saying that, I'm doing my best
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im a bitch / im a lover
im hulk hogan / hey there brother
im hulk hogan / hey there brother
July 6, 2023 at 11:33 PM
im a bitch / im a lover
im hulk hogan / hey there brother
im hulk hogan / hey there brother
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The bard really did coin every phrase...
July 6, 2023 at 1:52 PM
The bard really did coin every phrase...
sometimes when I get anxious I just close my eyes and think “everything you’re worried about originates from behind your eyeballs” and it doesn’t help at all but makes me worry that I have a psychological problem as well
July 7, 2023 at 8:57 AM
sometimes when I get anxious I just close my eyes and think “everything you’re worried about originates from behind your eyeballs” and it doesn’t help at all but makes me worry that I have a psychological problem as well
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Me: Look, I didn't come here to make friends
Employee: Sir, perhaps you do not fully grasp the concept of the Build-A-Bear Workshop
Employee: Sir, perhaps you do not fully grasp the concept of the Build-A-Bear Workshop
July 7, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Me: Look, I didn't come here to make friends
Employee: Sir, perhaps you do not fully grasp the concept of the Build-A-Bear Workshop
Employee: Sir, perhaps you do not fully grasp the concept of the Build-A-Bear Workshop
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me: what do you know about atoms?
them: very little
me: besides that
them: very little
me: besides that
July 6, 2023 at 11:29 PM
me: what do you know about atoms?
them: very little
me: besides that
them: very little
me: besides that
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What if Rincewind was a pug?
July 7, 2023 at 5:07 AM
What if Rincewind was a pug?
Me too. Also I am a liar.
July 4, 2023 at 8:34 AM
Me too. Also I am a liar.
I used to be the head coach of our local swim team… now 11 years later I just ran into a girl that I last saw when she was 10..we were both on a 1am beer run to 7/11; she was getting an 18 pack of Budweiser for beer pong. I was getting 1 can of IPA so I can fall asleep while playing video games.
July 4, 2023 at 8:32 AM
I used to be the head coach of our local swim team… now 11 years later I just ran into a girl that I last saw when she was 10..we were both on a 1am beer run to 7/11; she was getting an 18 pack of Budweiser for beer pong. I was getting 1 can of IPA so I can fall asleep while playing video games.
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Almost that time
July 3, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Almost that time
newsky question….I haven’t logged on in a couple days and now my what’s hot feed is completely in Arabic and Cyrillic. I’m sure they’re great skeets..but how do I tune it back to English?
July 2, 2023 at 9:54 AM
newsky question….I haven’t logged on in a couple days and now my what’s hot feed is completely in Arabic and Cyrillic. I’m sure they’re great skeets..but how do I tune it back to English?
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TIRED: Killing your service’s third-party apps
WIRED: Killing your service’s first-party apps
WIRED: Killing your service’s first-party apps
July 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
TIRED: Killing your service’s third-party apps
WIRED: Killing your service’s first-party apps
WIRED: Killing your service’s first-party apps
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We need to all agree right now to bully JK Rowling off of this platform the second she arrives.
July 2, 2023 at 2:33 AM
We need to all agree right now to bully JK Rowling off of this platform the second she arrives.