this was an act of violence btw

okay wait that’s actually kind of adorable

I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. THE PEOPLE WANT ANSWERS

honestly i fear both answers are equally agonizing. there's no win state here

you're going to have four 15 year olds under one roof at the same time. plus gojo. there are not enough pharmaceuticals in the world to get geto through that without another crashout

this is altogether too many children to cram into a house. someone is going to have to go on birth control or something because we are NOT catholic and there is no excuse for this behavior

help this is so cute 😭

suguru as a lead curator / animal acquisitions guy, mayhaps? many thoughts.

i dated a girl who worked in a zoo and she did, in fact, make absolutely terrible pay, but i thought it was because the zoo was small (and also the fact that she worked with birds) and not literally the industry standard?? "4 year+ degree & 4+ years experience" for $14/hour is deranged

i think that if you see apex predators up close and personal as a daily facet of your job you should probably make more than i made taking orders on roller skates at sonic

it is 10000% hxh with extra buddhism, with a dash of bleach on top. the magic system is basically nen on steroids

like what do you mean i fucking. wrangle wildebeests all day for less pay than the average taco bell manager. what do you mean.

HDJSJSSJSJ the fact that he snuck away with it in the dead of night like he was da vinci coding the mona lisa is sending me

some people write fun little threadfics and headcanons on their fandom accounts, i ruminate on who can successfully install a shower enema without needing to call for backup. we are not the same (i am worse)

i feel like geto managed to get theirs installed but yuuji 100% accidentally puts a hole in the bathroom wall and they have to call maki about it

it's truly an important part of our ecosystem that's being underrepresented. a backbone of our community. lesbians every day are driving over in their little subarus to come do free plumbing labor for their pet twinks and their heroism remains tragically unsung

spontaneous rimming always gets me 😅 also when people lick somewhere where there's definitely ambient lube and don't immediately want to die due to lube taste

every time it happens in a fic it sends me mildly because i have flashbacks to having made this mistake in real life and the way it immediately nearly turned my house into a PVP zone