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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 16d

I was always trying to draw the balrog attack in the mines of Moria and my hands would draw a nondescript turd

Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 27d

God I can't believe people are sleepwalking into feeding the conservative martyrdom complex because they think decorum is still something to value in American politics.

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Sep 2

LET’S HAVE THE INTERNET WE WERE PROMISED IN 2004 next tattoo

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Sep 2

@lazyandentitled.bsky.social I famously know nothing about bball but how I KNEW @thecorlew.bsky.social was picking creature from the black lagoon 3rd in his monster lineup

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 31

This is huge. There was like a made for TV movie that came out when I was like 8 which I loved. At the library i found a book called THE BEAST II which was really disappointingly about a killer roller coaster?

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 31

IS THAT THE ONE ABOUT ARCHITEUTHIS

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 31

Basically we immediately giggled to each other that he looked like George and then twenty minutes into his bit he referred to the fact that people often mistook him for George Costanza. Not a lot of meat on those bones but it’s how I remember him 🤣

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 30

One guy would do like a story and then a Bob Ross style pastel painting on a huge black sheet which obviously meant GOD IS REAL. The other was this guy who looked like George who would do a sort of stand up routine which suddenly made you feel very sad and/or guilty

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 30

lol probably because you had cool things going on in your life. It’s an indictment of my sad existence that I’m even PRETTY SURE this guy’s name was Brian Duffy. Basically it was that camp we went to just the once I think, and they had two motivational speakers who would rotate. 👇

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 29

Was this the church camp with traumatising altar calls or bottom shelf George Costanza?

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 19

I had it too easy I guess, our house was very...porous. One morning I went down to the kitchen, sighed, and grabbed some paper towel in the semi dark to pick up dog turd by the sink. The "turd" hopped away as I bent to pick it up.

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 10

It's like the purge but everyone just kept asking for it

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 10

THAT WAS A DEADLY GAME OF POKER (2027)

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 7

I think I love Lonny so much because he’s a SW character with the same name as those Next Time on Lonny genre spoof videos youtu.be/GzRzCMMAtZs?...

Next Time On Lonny S1E3

YouTube video by Luesick

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 7

Yo where my Lonnies at? Oh whoops of course my bad

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 5

Giving Joker the Meet me at McDonald's haircut is top tier stuff

Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Aug 4

Exactly - this is why I'll take well done puppets over most modern cgi any day

Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Jul 26

Worth checking out?

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Jul 10

What a lovely episode to drop today! Was listening to it in the garden and it made my day, and holy shit LAW AND ORDER??

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Jul 9

If the right can deflect and ignore every meaningful question thrown their way for decades, surely the left can start doing that with the bullshit smears

W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · Jul 8

Another way that Zohran shows the way forward is he has spent zero time lingering on smears. Part of what killed Corbyn, for example, is that he has to publicly address every fake scandal and it drove long media cycles. The left needs to move past apologizing and constantly justifying itself.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · Jul 8

Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.

Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Jul 9

Pre-slopped steaks, megamind activity here

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Jul 2

One hell of a NA beer!

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Jun 27

This is such an interesting and entertaining book, I can't recommend it enough. I didn't think I could be more enthralled by Deadwood but this proved me wrong.

Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · Jun 27

Greetings, hoopleheads! While clearing out the basement of the Gem, we chanced upon a crate of the fabled limited edition hardcover The Deadwood Bible: A Lie Agreed Upon, the one with the ribbon bookmark. 20 copies, $50 each—and you can buy more than one! LINK: mzs.press/The-Deadwood...

Overhead view of the limited edition hardcover of The Deadwood Bible: A Lie Agreed Upon, black with gold lettering

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · Jun 25

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

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Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · Jun 22

George Carlin was always diabolically insightful, but never more so than in his “I kinda like it when a lotta people die” summary of ennui-ridden Americans and their news outlets (bizarrely recorded the day before 9/11, so not released during his lifetime). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Kinda...

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