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He/him. Hobby painter and cat dad. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 - none are free until we are all free.
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This guy's gonna wake up tomorrow to some VERY panicked messages from his publicist
An image of English entertainer Jonathan Ross. He is wearing a blue jacket, white shirt, and blue-green paisley tie. He is smiling into the camera.
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Some are ok but most are giving leather pup mask
A leather pup mask in black and pink on a white mannequin head
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I dunno what this 3D bullshit is, but I fucking HATE it!
A screenshot of the new Bluesky app icon. It is a white butterfly with shading along the lower edges on a blue background. This new version of the butterfly has shading on its lower edges.
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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The Metal Maniac from I Think You Should Leave saying "I keep sliding. The suit is way too heavy"
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Brennan Lee Mulligan from the Oreos CEO sketch looking incredulous with a caption that says "Excuse me?"
October 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I mean...
A screenshot of two Gmail notifications about an hour apart from Redfin, both stating that specific house prices have decreased.
September 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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The Democratic Party is just that chronically broke family member who only ever texts you to ask for 10 bucks for gas even though they don't have a car
A screenshot of a Gmail notification: an email from Jon Ossoff that simply says "$5"
August 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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This goober yells and yells and yells starting at 10 pm. Then brings ALL the toys she can find into the bedroom like "Look you idiots! This is where we're all supposed to be!"
A black and white cat curled up on a light tan blanket. She has green eyes and a black splotch under her nose, a la a Hitler mustache
August 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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????
Screenshot of a Forbes article with text highlighted: "Today, Forbes estimates Cuomo is worth about $10 million, a roughly five-fold gain in less than a decade. Not bad for a politician who resigned in scandal just under four years ago. During the height of his pandemic popularity, he signed a $5.2 million book deal, much of which he got upfront—an incredible sum for a governor."
August 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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If you're going to paint an Impulsor, do it in subassemblies. I'm begging you lol

#warhammer40k #minipainting
A picture of a Primaris Impulsor. It is painted Salamander green with a Salamanders dragon logo on the side. It has a lava effect base and lava effect across its front hull. It has yellow hazard stripes on both its top hatches and red missiles in a missile launcher mounted on top. A picture of a Primaris Impulsor. It is painted Salamander green with a Salamanders dragon logo on the side. It has a lava effect base. It has yellow hazard stripes on both its top hatches and red missiles in a missile launcher mounted on top. The rear troop compartment has red seats and gold insets in the wall. A picture of the rear troop transport area of a Primaris Impulsor. It is painted Salamander green. The seats along both sides are red. The door to the drivers compartment is steel and the control panel has multiple different colored buttons lit up. A picture of a Primaris Impulsor. It is painted Salamander green with a Salamanders dragon logo on the side. It has a lava effect base. It has yellow hazard stripes on both its top hatches and red missiles in a missile launcher mounted on the side.
July 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Very proud of these Bladeguard Veterans. Really cool models, but man alive they've got so much detail! A good 65% of the time I spent working on these models was just finishing touches.

#warhammer40k #minipainting
A picture of six Bladeguard Veteran models. They are painted as part of the Salamanders chapter. They have green armor with gold trim. They are carrying power swords that are glowing red from the inside, fading to black at the edges. Their shields are black with bronze trim. They are all helmet-less and have dark gray skin. They are standing on bases with dusty red soil and large grey rocks. A close-up picture of a Bladeguard Veteran Sargeant model. He is painted as part of the Salamanders chapter. He has green armor with gold trim. His power sword is held in both hands across his chest with a red cloth draped over it. He is standing on a base with dusty red soil and large grey rocks. A close-up picture of six Bladeguard Veteran models. They are painted as part of the Salamanders chapter. They have green armor with gold trim. They are carrying power swords that are glowing red from the inside, fading to black at the edges. Their shields are black with bronze trim. They are all helmet-less and have dark gray skin. They are standing on bases with dusty red soil and large grey rocks. A close-up picture of six Bladeguard Veteran models. They are painted as part of the Salamanders chapter. They have green armor with gold trim. They are carrying power swords that are glowing red from the inside, fading to black at the edges. Their shields are black with bronze trim. They are all helmet-less and have dark gray skin. They are standing on bases with dusty red soil and large grey rocks.
July 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Finished a full 10 man squad of Hellblasters. First time using speed paints. Not a huge fan, but I see why people like them!

#warhammer40k #minipainting
A picture of 10 Warhammer Hellblaster minis painted as part of the Salamanders Space Marines chapter. They have green armor, black pauldrons, and are standing on red bases with grey rocks. The Sergeant model has a red helmet. A close-up picture of 6 Warhammer Hellblaster minis painted as part of the Salamanders Space Marines chapter. They have green armor, black pauldrons, and are standing on red bases with grey rocks. One model is not wearing a helmet and pointing a Bolt Pistol with his left hand A picture of 5 Warhammer Hellblaster minis painted as part of the Salamanders Space Marines chapter. They have green armor, black pauldrons, and are standing on red bases with grey rocks. The Sergeant model has a red helmet and is pointing with his left hand. A close-up picture of 5 Warhammer Hellblaster minis painted as part of the Salamanders Space Marines chapter. They have green armor, black pauldrons, and are standing on red bases with grey rocks. Their Plasma Incinerators are black with bright red fuel tanks on the bottom and glowing orange plasma coils on top. The plasma coils are painted very badly.
July 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Well, I have one idea . . .
Sam Reich in a pinstripe suit and yellow tie, making a face at the camera
May 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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May 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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2025: 20 Thunder Drive - Faster Than Fear, baby

#mbmbam
The McElroy brothers on stage in front of a screen showing a drawing of a woman in bed, screaming The McElroy brothers on stage in front of a screen showing a drawing of a woman in the process of morphing into a shark. She has the body of a shark up to around her shoulders, while her shoulders and head remain "human." She has red hair (for now) The McElroy brothers on stage in front of a screen showing a drawing of a man in a green shirt punching a shark that is rising out of the water. Fuck that shark up, dude! The McElroy brothers on stage in front of a screen showing the WikiHow article "18 dreams about sharks & what they mean spiritually"
April 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Que surpresa!
A screenshot of the results of a Gender Role Test. Reads: "Your personality is: 42% Masculine, 64% Feminine. Your scores: Masculine: Average. Feminine: Average"
March 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Two cats - a tortoiseshell on the left and a tuxedo on the right - sit on top of a cat tree, staring into the camera.
February 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Americans trying to find their media comprehension skills
February 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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The boys' Tummies were not Buddies! The saga continues!
A screenshot of MBMBAM episode 745: 2 Year 2 Naming. The episode description indicates that the McElroy brothers are going to revisit the yearly naming discussion since last week they were all very hungry and impatient
January 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Anyone in Virginia (and apparently a lot of states on the East Coast down through Texas now!) is doing themselves a disservice by not having a bottle of Ragged Branch Signature on the shelf
An image of Ragged Branch Signature Bourbon
December 23, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Doing a little 3D modeling in Blender
A screenshot of a 3D model in Blender. The model is part of a shipping container with the Salamanders Space Marines emblem emblazoned on the side.
December 16, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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Two posts from @notalawyer.bsky.social First post: a lot of you post as though you’re very confident that the FBI will never read what you’re writing Second post: i understand the emotions but a bunch of fascist psychos are about to be in charge of federal law enforcement, tighten up
December 6, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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As was the case last year. As will be the case next year. And for as long as I draw breath!! @whatatimepod.bsky.social
Screenshot showing that What A Time To Be Alive was my top podcast of the year. I listened to 77 episodes for a total of 3 days, 7 hours, and 36 minutes.
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM