dfbishop
@dfbishop.bsky.social
He/him. Hobby painter and cat dad. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 - none are free until we are all free.
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dfbishop
@dfbishop.bsky.social
· Sep 24
Going to start sharing my painted miniatures on here. If anyone finds or knows of a mini painting feed I can subscribe to, that would be great!
Amazing that this is how I found out lol
Rest in peace to Scott Adams, creator of the beloved comic strip Dilbert and the somewhat less beloved comic strip Racist Dilbert
January 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Amazing that this is how I found out lol
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Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop
This guy's gonna wake up tomorrow to some VERY panicked messages from his publicist
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
This guy's gonna wake up tomorrow to some VERY panicked messages from his publicist
Referring to the famous Schwarzenegger line, "GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!" my wife just asked, "What's that line, 'get back to the chopper'?"
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Referring to the famous Schwarzenegger line, "GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!" my wife just asked, "What's that line, 'get back to the chopper'?"
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I actually give lots of consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those carrying out physical violence - I spend every moment hoping they experience it tenfold, all day long, for the rest of their lives.
I then hope there's a hell for them to experience it in the afterlife.
I then hope there's a hell for them to experience it in the afterlife.
Just thinking... we give so much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to CECOT.
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
December 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I actually give lots of consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those carrying out physical violence - I spend every moment hoping they experience it tenfold, all day long, for the rest of their lives.
I then hope there's a hell for them to experience it in the afterlife.
I then hope there's a hell for them to experience it in the afterlife.
I blocked Mark Cuban on here like two years ago, I can't believe you're all making me learn about him in the year of our Lord 2025, ON JESUS' OWN BIRTHDAY, of all days
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I blocked Mark Cuban on here like two years ago, I can't believe you're all making me learn about him in the year of our Lord 2025, ON JESUS' OWN BIRTHDAY, of all days
Scrapple.
I'm a NY boy but grew up 10 minutes from the PA border. Nowhere else in the world does "ground up pork byproducts in flour paste" like Pennsylvania.
I'm a NY boy but grew up 10 minutes from the PA border. Nowhere else in the world does "ground up pork byproducts in flour paste" like Pennsylvania.
I love this. What's a food you miss from home you get when you visit. For me it was a container of sugar cookies from the Melrose Diner
Home in Lafayette. First catfish po-boy in years on a 77-degree Christmas Eve
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Scrapple.
I'm a NY boy but grew up 10 minutes from the PA border. Nowhere else in the world does "ground up pork byproducts in flour paste" like Pennsylvania.
I'm a NY boy but grew up 10 minutes from the PA border. Nowhere else in the world does "ground up pork byproducts in flour paste" like Pennsylvania.
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If the Grinch tried to pull any of that shit around me I would shoot him in the fucking face
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If the Grinch tried to pull any of that shit around me I would shoot him in the fucking face
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Anything could happen here of course but will be pretty funny if his case gets thrown out then he immediately dies from getting his dick sucked 10,000 times.
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Anything could happen here of course but will be pretty funny if his case gets thrown out then he immediately dies from getting his dick sucked 10,000 times.
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everyone else in the pluribus mentally begging me to stop thinking about a little egg with a big human ass. i ignore them and start making him dance. an airliner crashes in the distance
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
everyone else in the pluribus mentally begging me to stop thinking about a little egg with a big human ass. i ignore them and start making him dance. an airliner crashes in the distance
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
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Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Car-hating Transportation Alternatives boss Ben Furnas has been appointed to Mamdani's transition team for transportation, climate and infrastructure – and his agenda is a nightmare for the city's drivers.
nypost.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
Cannot think of a bigger loser move than going to a party, taking a picture of a person at that party, and having the Nazi chatbot do an "epic vulgar roast" of them.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Cannot think of a bigger loser move than going to a party, taking a picture of a person at that party, and having the Nazi chatbot do an "epic vulgar roast" of them.
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I dunno what this 3D bullshit is, but I fucking HATE it!
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I dunno what this 3D bullshit is, but I fucking HATE it!
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lie cheat and steal podcast scooped these guys
Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
lie cheat and steal podcast scooped these guys
Famously good judge of character Kara Swisher
The piece quotes Kara Swisher — later identified as a friend of Nuzzi's — saying her piece about Biden's age was "the best political reporting out there."
But it wasn't! It came out two weeks after the debate and is just a bunch of anonymous quotes from insiders. Replacement-level stuff.
But it wasn't! It came out two weeks after the debate and is just a bunch of anonymous quotes from insiders. Replacement-level stuff.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Famously good judge of character Kara Swisher
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
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November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...