David Femia
@dfem.bsky.social
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David Femia
@dfem.bsky.social
· Sep 19
Any zines out there that need printing to happen? Will send free samples and will work for supply costs.
If you run a digital zine and need layouts/imposition for print I'm happy to help (preferably quarterly, i just don't have the time to do weekly/monthly layouts)
Some odd prints below.
If you run a digital zine and need layouts/imposition for print I'm happy to help (preferably quarterly, i just don't have the time to do weekly/monthly layouts)
Some odd prints below.
Nevin's law of 54th's states "if you are in the self checkout at a store and you have 54 of the same item you are allowed to not scan one of them."
January 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Nevin's law of 54th's states "if you are in the self checkout at a store and you have 54 of the same item you are allowed to not scan one of them."
"Whoring, Thoring, Goring, Boring, Flooring, Snoring and Abhoring" Tolkien said while trying to write Snow White but for dudes.
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
"Whoring, Thoring, Goring, Boring, Flooring, Snoring and Abhoring" Tolkien said while trying to write Snow White but for dudes.
My New Year's resolution is to figure out if Lucky is his first name and Palmer is his last name or if Palmer is his first name and Lucky is his last name. Either way it's pretty ridiculous
January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
My New Year's resolution is to figure out if Lucky is his first name and Palmer is his last name or if Palmer is his first name and Lucky is his last name. Either way it's pretty ridiculous
Riding into the new year like
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Riding into the new year like
Idk, Sleep Token just sounds like all of that nu-metal/post-hardcore stuff. Bullet for my Valentine, The Devil Wears Prada, Madball, Jerry's Kids, Merzbow. It's all kind of just the same
December 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Idk, Sleep Token just sounds like all of that nu-metal/post-hardcore stuff. Bullet for my Valentine, The Devil Wears Prada, Madball, Jerry's Kids, Merzbow. It's all kind of just the same
DDR only requires SDRAM. Quick tip during these trying times.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
DDR only requires SDRAM. Quick tip during these trying times.
Dreidels at CVS come equipped with SpinGrip technology. Kids nowadays amiright
December 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Dreidels at CVS come equipped with SpinGrip technology. Kids nowadays amiright
Didn't expect Ace Combat 4 to be part anime. Pretty sweet aside from the odd volume mix.
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Didn't expect Ace Combat 4 to be part anime. Pretty sweet aside from the odd volume mix.
He's me out. A sitcom with Woody Allen, Tim Allen and Ray Allen called The Allen's Family.
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
He's me out. A sitcom with Woody Allen, Tim Allen and Ray Allen called The Allen's Family.
Marsoupial Madness. A game about kangaroos trying to eat soup out of their opponents pouches.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Marsoupial Madness. A game about kangaroos trying to eat soup out of their opponents pouches.
People who work in print dislike Pantone every year. Also Monotype.
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
People who work in print dislike Pantone every year. Also Monotype.
I need an electrician that can sure up my infrastructure enough that i can run 10 DEWALT dw735 13" Planer's Daisy chained so i can bring boards from 2" down to 1/8" in a single pass. Hmu
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I need an electrician that can sure up my infrastructure enough that i can run 10 DEWALT dw735 13" Planer's Daisy chained so i can bring boards from 2" down to 1/8" in a single pass. Hmu
Send your 2.5 year old to pick out socks and they'll come back with every damned thing except socks. A half-gallon of milk, a walkman and a life-sized plushie of Leslie Benzies. Sure, idk. Let's go to daycare.
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Send your 2.5 year old to pick out socks and they'll come back with every damned thing except socks. A half-gallon of milk, a walkman and a life-sized plushie of Leslie Benzies. Sure, idk. Let's go to daycare.
Pootie Twong
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Pootie Twong
The Stand is a good book and all but I wish Stephen King took some inspiration from Philip K Dick and named it something like 'Captain Tripps, or the Visions we Shared After that Time we all Got Sick'.
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The Stand is a good book and all but I wish Stephen King took some inspiration from Philip K Dick and named it something like 'Captain Tripps, or the Visions we Shared After that Time we all Got Sick'.
Wait, the government didn't fully think through the repercussions of the penny situation? Crazy
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wait, the government didn't fully think through the repercussions of the penny situation? Crazy
Journalist often gets confused with journaling which often gets confused with scrapbooking.
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Journalist often gets confused with journaling which often gets confused with scrapbooking.
If you use your pneumatic tools with a helium tank they sound like chipmunks.
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you use your pneumatic tools with a helium tank they sound like chipmunks.
"We have no idea how the AI works" company 2 says as they buy 10,000 GPUs from company 1, then leases the GPUs to company 3 who then lease the GPUs to company 4. Then company 4 rents the GPUs back to company 2 who lends them back to company 1.
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"We have no idea how the AI works" company 2 says as they buy 10,000 GPUs from company 1, then leases the GPUs to company 3 who then lease the GPUs to company 4. Then company 4 rents the GPUs back to company 2 who lends them back to company 1.
What Perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
What Perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I enjoyed that band's old work. Like their middle school English assignments. So raw and pure. Unmatched energy.
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I enjoyed that band's old work. Like their middle school English assignments. So raw and pure. Unmatched energy.
If you enjoyed You starring Penn Badgley you should check out the Astros 1994 season starring Jeff Bagwell.
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
If you enjoyed You starring Penn Badgley you should check out the Astros 1994 season starring Jeff Bagwell.
Congrats to my senator, i have faith you'll be elected again in 2028.
the pictures guinness world records takes when they give out the “oldest living person” awards are funnier than i think they intend them to be
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Congrats to my senator, i have faith you'll be elected again in 2028.
When Applebee's first broached making an app somebody definitely had to sit down with their boss and say "It's like Facebook but you can order Applebee's".
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When Applebee's first broached making an app somebody definitely had to sit down with their boss and say "It's like Facebook but you can order Applebee's".