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ATTN: hudspisere
webreklame med illustrert tverrsnitt av det som nok er ment å være menneskehud - teksten sier: "Spise dette hver dag, hold deg ung og sprek lengre"
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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Google still doesn't appear to employ any actual developers, testers, or for that matter a single employee with a sense of decency.
screenshot of a Google Play Order receipt in English in one of my gmail accounts. Google's "AI" contextual pop-up says "It look like this message is in Norwegian - translate to English". I've helpfully highlighted the 18 first words I saw that are exclusive to English, and are not used in Norwegian.
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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astaghfirullah.

en medium bakt potet med kylling. null smak på osten. teoretisk kylling. fra den 👆🏽 sjappa
obskønt foto av et papptrau full av smeltet ost oppå en stor bakt potet, det er noen få biter hakket kylling og mais, det er omgitt av flytende, glødende rødt ostefett
January 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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finally 100% sure I've seen the one that usually swoops my cap - it seemed a little confused today because I had a knitted wool beanie on and it's claws almost got stuck. here is the only image authorities have managed to capture of the suspect
a photo taken zoomed in just as a hooded crow has hopped off a barnch with tucked in wings and is launching seemingly right at the camera a gleam is visible in one eye, seemingly determined
January 11, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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speaking of shadow of the colossus lmao cue colossus encounter music
it's my shadow across one of two hooded crows on frozen ground to my right, shadows appear long as it's a low buy brighr winter sun
January 11, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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nå er dette folkehelseproblemet av en jævla soveposeier publisert av NRK Nyheter sin redaksjon i Ytring igjen hvor hun oppfordrer folk til å snakke med noen før heller enn senere men det er altså samme naive soveposeier som øverst her oppfordret til å "føle på det" istedet for å ringe hjelpetelefon
klipp fra enda en svada- og floskelfylt, selvmotsigende møkktekst av Johanne Refseth i NRK Ytring: Uansett hva du tenker at må gjøres og fikses, så er du i ferd med å ta et mentalt og fysisk forbrukslån med den høyeste renten. Og den regningen kommer, tro meg. Hvis du innbiller deg at norske inkassoselskaper er strenge, så kan jeg fortelle deg at de er ingenting sammenlignet med inkassokravet fra en mentalt og fysisk utslitt kropp. Her snakker vi tvungent lønnstrekk fra energilageret ditt i årevis fremover. Venter du for lenge, risikerer du å betale avdrag resten av livet.
January 11, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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the Anacondy popcorn bucket is p cute 😚
photo of two plasticky garbage tie-in merchandise popcorn buckets for the movie Anaconda, thehave a pretty cute modeled giant plastic snake head
January 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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hold en and, jeg pleier ikke like hverken jordbærsmak eller fløtesmak i brus men denne har god balanse mellom de og syre og ender opp med en litt tyggissmak (kvede 🤤) som KLASKER, SØNN

(UK import, sukkerfri, visstnok inne hos Sagene Torg)
en tredjedels litersboks UK-import Pepsi Zero Sugar Strawberries & Cream Flavour
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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art.
screenshot of linked article showing a photo of a plastic cat carrier with side vent holes in tge silhouette shape of a cat, with the picture cao "The kitten was found in this blue and grey carrier", the image has a credit that says "Cats Protection" (the charity)
January 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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uhhh... yeah, sure I love techno and... our lord and savior DJ Drop-Jesus
screenshot snippet from youtube, shows a preview image of a probably genAI female, blond DJ smiling like she has no soul in front of a DJ deck with a stadium with a glowing cross behind, with the overlaid text "Christian Techno". The video title is "Christian Techno Beats 20226 #3✝️🎧 JESUS IS MY LIGHT 🙌🏼 Uplifting EDM Worship / Praise Mix" from the channel "Christan Technobeats" It has 427 views, published 1 day ago
January 8, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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jeg så dette så da får resten av dere andre jævla fordømte jævla jævler også det servert her helt gratis dere kan takke meg senere
skjermklipp fra DN.no-artikkel, jeg har tegnet på en pil fra ordet "meningsløs" til "saksbehandler i NAV" Bildeteksten under et foto utenfor utklippet: Julie B. Christensen ble utmattet av å kjede seg som saksbehandler i Nav. I dag lager hun innhold til sosiale medier for restauranter. Mye av tiden tilbringer hun på reisefot rundt verden, men her er hun hjemme i Stavanger for å samle relevant billedmateriale. Overskrift: Sykt kjedelig på jobb Tekst av: Margrethe Zacho Haarde Ingress: For noen er jobben rett og slett så meningsløs og lite utfordrende at de blir syke av den.
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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sozzers, bruvs 😔
common meme image template, it is badly edited to say "You can always shame the British" and "it's always humorally correct"
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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I... 🫠
screenshot of comment after the owner got the glovebox in their totaled Tesla X open only after instructions from the same thread: "I express my remorse at the loss of your beloved Model X. You have my sympathies." it has one like
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Dette er EU. Dette er det folk nær deg og kanskje tilogmed inni deg ønsker skremme og true andre nordmenn til å stemme for å gjøre Norge medlem av. Fordi de er sentrister som egentlig hater deg. De forakter deg og stemmeretten din så lenge den ikke gir dem mer makt, for å kunne diktere hva du gjør.
klipp fra sist lenkede el pais-artikkel: “The EU can order member states to disobey U.S. sanctions. When the sanctions against the ICC were announced, Ursula von der Leyen, Kaja Kallas, and António Costa criticized them... but only in words; they haven’t reacted since. It’s an international scandal,” said Gallo. In his view, these measures have no legal basis; they simply distort the original purpose of the regulations to target foreign citizens for political persecution.
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Mette Fredriksen er et hatfylt svin, en danske oppdratt av dansker i Danmark i den danske kulturelt kristne tradisjonen av hat og menneskeforakt
klipp fra sist lenkede theconversation-artikkel: Denmark’s policies have not been without controversy. The country has been criticised by the European Court of Justice, the UN committee against torture, Amnesty International and other international bodies. But Frederiksen has received some support, including from Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, who has reached deportation deals with authoritarian regimes and governments like Libya, Tunisia and Egypt. Frederiksen and Meloni led a group of EU countries pushing for reform of the European convention on human rights to ease deportation. She has also clearly had an influence on Keir Starmer, with the Labour government now seeking to implement Danish-style migration policies. Fredriksen’s ideology and actions have been widely criticised by human rights groups. But they may further Frederiksen´s meteoric rise to a top position in international politics. She will need it, as her party is set to lose to the parties further to the left in the upcoming local elections.
January 2, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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Velkommen til Norge, les dagens visstnok samfunnskristiske riksaviser, fortvil og dø. Aller helst dø. Dø og spar milliardærene mer penger. Bare dø.
to stygge norske avisforsider, VG og Dagbladet for idag. VG sin forside er 20% reklame og har hovedoppslaget "GÅ DEG I FORM PÅ FIRE UKER" Dagbladet sin forside er også 20% reklame, hovedoppslaget er "NED FIRE KILO PÅ TRE UKER"
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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Absolute pigsty of a justice system. Just packed with American swine doing American ratfucking.
The attorney noted that Andrés Jr. was taken while the family had a legal proceeding underway and said they still had not “seen a copy of the arrest warrant.” They also noted that ICE had alleged he had a criminal history, namely, an arrest for assault and burglary. “The reason he was not arraigned is literally four days after his arrest those charges were dismissed,” said the lawyer, adding that ICE withheld this information. Snippet from previously linked TPM article: From the bench, Abrams wondered aloud whether ICE “didn’t have the most up to date information.” She suggested that must be the case because there was no “reason to believe” the prosecutor who was representing the agency had “intentionally misled the court.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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Maybe we should allow the braying hordes of rabid football fans to use as much pyrotechnics as they want inside the events? Let them bring in tons of it? Let them ignite each others' subcutaneous fats? Let them burn themselves? They're winners. This is how they win.

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snippet from linked article: The temperature flares burn at? 1,600C. Sixteen times hotter than the water from your freshly boiled kettle. Can you just imagine the damage if that kind of heat ever came into contact with someone's skin, someone's face? Imagine then igniting that kind of heat in a crowd, with people tightly packed together, jumping up and down or swaying. You just wouldn't do it, would you? Sadly, when it comes to football fans, there are those who do, repeatedly, which makes it just a matter of time before there's an awful accident. The self-inflicted consequence of a self-inflicted problem. It would appear the perpetrators are paying not the blindest bit of attention.
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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🎵 DU GAMLA DU HATFYLDA DU GRUVDRIFTFORSTÖRDA FASCISTNORD 🎵 🫡
Snippet from last linked article: Over the years, watching the rhetoric harden, I’ve often tried to locate the moment when the trajectory changed. When I ask people to identify the turning point, the answer is almost always the same: the moment the SD entered parliament in September 2010. That was the day Swedish politics shifted, and a party with roots in the neo-Nazi movement crossed the parliamentary threshold, forcing itself into the national conversation. What had long been dismissed as fringe suddenly sat inside the legislature, and nothing was ever quite the same again. Ann-Cathrine Jungar, a political scientist at Sodertorn University and expert on European radical-right parties, described the rise of the SD as “a textbook case of normalization,” which refers to the fact that the current political discourse in Sweden is now dominated by issues that are important to the Sweden Democrats, which are primarily about nonwhite immigrants. “Before that, the big political debates were all about taxes, welfare, schools, health care. Migration simply wasn’t a major political conflict,” she said.
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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NRK Nyheter-redaksjonen kunne gjort oss alle en tjeneste og holdt seg unna metaforer men det nekter de fordi de hater oss
BIldetekst fra artikkelen: "RUNDT OG RUNDT. Hjulene på bussene går heldigvis fremover."
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Istedet for å taste innlysende kritikk av dette idiotiske, åpenlyst og stolt diskriminerende ansvarsfraskrivelsestiltaket fra AK": Om jeg sender et par tusen klistremerker med helt uskyldig QR-kode på, gidder dere slæppe den over alle disse på bussene der?

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skjermbilde fra lenkede NRK.no-artikkel: AKT lover at det snart vil bli lettere å gi tilbakemeldinger. – Hver buss blir utstedt med sin egen QR-kode som man vil finne om bord i bussen, forklarer Møller. På denne måten vil passasjerer enkelt kunne melde om feil på bussen de sitter på.
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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butikkgrøt med kanel og sirup fra selve Kanadiens lønner 🧐

gøtt.
obscene closeup photo of rice porridge with cinnamon powder and Canadian maple syrup
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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😒
a hooded crow on a bent branch, it is looking back over its right "shoulder" towards the camera mostly a blur of crows eating kibble on a concrete parapet
December 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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The complete eradication of everything palestinian is what the majority of the people of Israel want, confirmed democratically for decades, backed by their faith in their own superiority and god-given right to murder and terrorize people from their homes. This is what most individual Israelis want.
snippet from last quoted article: Israel has bombed, attacked or occupied every hospital in Gaza since it began its assault on the territory following the Hamas-led attack of October 2023 and its assault on the healthcare system there is one of the main arguments made by South Africa in its genocide case against Israel at the International Court of Justice.
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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norske fascisters største problem med sjekkemarkedet:
Overskrift på forsiden til NRK.no nå, angående sak fra igår: Ikke funnet mann med våpeb på Grünerløkka
December 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM